Yet again, the contestants in this chapter had multiple songs they could've sung but hopefully I chose the right one.
"Hello and welcome back to Hetalia: House of Drama!" Prussia beamed to the cameraman.
"Now, to re-open the show, we're going to get the Nelson's Eye Patch to sing a medley!" KKB explained.
"It's going to be a really long medley but hey, life's life." ilurrrverussia shrugged carelessly. The boy suddenly wondered how ilurrrverussia mysteriously popped up on to the stage without them seeing.
(Back Stage)...
"So you're the new kid?" Budapest asked the girl with the white ribbon adorned in her short, black hair.
"Yep. I'm Malaysia." Malaysia said shyly.
"Let me guess, shy but if we get to know you, you're bubbly and fun." Moscow said dryly.
"I guess you could say that..." Malaysia said nervously.
"OMG! I like totally love your Baju Kurung!" Warsaw complimented Malaysia before cuddling her.
"Please get off!" Malaysia said/squealed as she pushed Warsaw off her.
"Not a hugger, hm?" Moscow said evilly, a villainous grin spreading across his face.
"Moscow! Leave her be!" Vilnius hissed and then added in a nervous tone, "Please?"
"Come here, little one!" Moscow laughed, picking up Malaysia and throwing her over his shoulder.
"And here I was, thinking you were sweet!" Georgia scolded Moscow.
"She's now my teddy bear!" Moscow said happily like a 4 year old as he sat the new OC on his lap and cuddled her.
"You smell of alcohol." Malaysia winced.
"Get off her or suffer the same fate you had when you cuddled my Vilnius!" Warsaw growled at the tall Russian.
"Correction: Minsk's Vilnius." Moscow replied.
"THAT'S LIKE TOTALLY IT!"
(Camera fades away to the other side of the backstage)...
"Can I hang around you guys for a bit?" Malaysia squeaked nervously to the Napoleon Flip Flops team.
"Sure." Alaska sighed.
"Let me guess: Moscow cuddled you and Warsaw battered him up." Czech said expertly.
"Sorry for his behaviour. He's not all sane." Vienna added.
"Did he start sniffing your neck?" Czech asked Malaysia.
"No, why?" Malaysia asked the white-haired country.
"He begins to sniff your neck... and then he uses his sexy accent down your ear... And then BAM! He stalks you." Czech explained to Malaysia.
"Oh. Did he do that to you?" Malaysia questioned the other country.
"Nope, But it sure was hysterical watching him do that to Vienna." Czech laughed heartily.
"I can imagine it now: Moscow tries to pull a move on Vienna and Vienna thinks it's a deadly sin!" Alaska laughed.
"Ha-ha, very funny you two." Vienna said sarcastically, rolling her indigo eyes.
"Pssssp! We're on!" Berlin hissed to Malaysia.
"Oh! Good bye! It was nice meeting you!" Malaysia called behind her as she ran to keep up with the blonde German.
On stage...
(You will be told who's singing what)
(Moscow, Berlin, Vilnius, Atlantis, Malaysia, Niigata) (Something to Dance for by Zendaya)
A Dream Like This
Not Something You Wish For
A Dream Like This
Not Something You Ask For
When It's A Gift Worth Taking
A Chance For
Then This Is Something To Dance For
This Is Something You Dance For
(Warsaw, Georgia, California, Paris, London, Budapest) (TTYLXOX by Bella Thorne)
Be Be Be My BFF
'Cause IDK What's Coming Next
And I'll Be
LMHO With The Rest
So
TTYLXOX
Be Be Be My BFF
'Cause IDK What's Coming Next
And I'll Be
LMHO With The Rest
So
TTYLXOX
(Berlin) (Angels by Robbie Williams) (Lyrics have been changed to 'He' for reasons)
And through it all
He offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall
Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call
He won't forsake me
I'm lovin' angels instead
(California and Georgia) (Californian Girls by Katy Perry)
California gurls, we're unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
California gurls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
(Everybody) (One Vision by Queen)
Gimme one light
Gimme one hope
Just gimme
One man, one man,
One bar, one night,
One day, hey, hey,
Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
Fried chicken!
"That was brilliant!" KKB clapped.
"Well off you go!" Prussia said.
"Can I say something? Girls, you're brilliant dancers! And you were amazing, Moscow!" Louie Spence commented.
"Moscow looked like he was mouthing." Austria grumbled.
"I really enjoyed you singing, Berlin! But you, Budapest, shouldn't be allowed to dance." Michael teased.
"You are the men and women!" David cheered, punching the air.
"Thank you! Now we need to go and BREATHE!" Paris gasped.
"Okay, now our next singers are from the team Napoleon Flip Flops." KKB grinned. All the people on the front row cheered and wolf-whistled.
"Give it up for: Napoleon Flip Flops singing We Are the Champions by Queen!" Prussia exclaimed.
(Italics: Napoleon Flip Flops)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through
And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
And I need to go on and on and on and on
We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world
We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions!
"Judges?" Prussia turned round to ask the judges.
"That's how to scare away the competition!" David cheered.
"Brilliant British song sung by a bunch of foreigners. YES!" Michael clapped like seal.
"You, my darling, are a heart throb! All the girls must be cheering for you! I mean, look at those EYES!" Louie Spence sighed as he stared at Alaska.
"Very good. Your voices harmonised very well." Austria put simply, probably feeling embarrassed to have to compliment his daughter in public.
"Well, off you go!" Prussia grinned.
"Next up is Alaska! Now please remember he only sang, like, just two seconds ago!" ilurrrverussia beamed.
"Whoa! What happened to KKB?" The albino asked the weird cat lady.
"He was moaning about me making him talk too much. That's what I get for being nice." ilurrrverussia huffed.
"Please welcome, Alaska singing American Idiot by Green Day!" Prussia carried on, ignoring the remark ilurrrverussia made.
(WARNING: No one is to be offended by the song American Idiot, okay?)
(I think we all know who is singing in italics?)
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
and can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
"That was amazing! Americans rock!" David exclaimed, not quite grasping what the song actually meant.
"It was loud and noisy and I hated it." Austria grumbled.
"It wasn't very funny..." Michael McIntyre said awkwardly.
"Beautiful..." Louie Spence sighed.
"Ermmmmm... How did you feel about the feedback?" Prussia asked the 'beautiful' state.
"It was very confusing." Alaska said, gripping his forehead.
"Okay, well off you go." Shay (that's Nightshade974) said gently, resting her hand on her own OC's shoulder.
"Even I admit, I'm getting a girly crush on him." ilurrrverussia sighed on the front row.
"You fancy Louie Spence as well." Jinxed-Wolfie rolled her eyes.
"And Austria and David Hassle-Hoff and Michael McIntyre and GOK WAN!" ilurrrverussia squealed happily.
"Seriously?" The judges spun their heads round to ask.
"Anyway, next up is my little sister with a bad temper! Kidding! My little Anastasia, also known as Czech, is now going to sing We Will Rock You by Queen!" Prussia said affectionately as his rocker-sister walked on to the stage.
"I'll kill you later!" Czech said seriously before bursting out laughing.
(The following lyrics were written by an idiot but I'm too lazy to find another source.)
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
"Judges? How did you feel about my awesome sister?" Prussia quizzed the panel.
"Loud. Hated it." Austria grumbled and huffed.
"Ignore him. He's unawesome." The Awesome One whispered to his sister.
"I liked it." Michael McIntyre said simply.
"YOU THE MAN!" David shouted.
"I love your leather jacket! And I want your spiky dog collar! We could be rock-buddies together!" Louie said happily, clapping his hands together like a seal.
"How do you feel about those comments?" Jinxed Wolfie asked her own OC.
"It was okay. Any day, Louie!" Czech laughed and winked to Louie.
Back stage...
"You're on." Alaska whispered to Vienna as she walked passed him.
"Seriously?" Vienna whispered back.
"VI! YOU'RE ON!" Czech shouted.
"Give me a kiss then." Moscow whined, like a six year old. Copenhagen was reading her book, Alaska was chatting to Hawaii, Paris was gossiping with Warsaw whilst she was cuddling Vilnius, the lads were playing indoor football whilst everyone else was having a dance competition.
"Vienna's a second-hand drinker." Moscow grinned.
"He's scary." Malaysia squeaked, hiding behind Atlantis.
"Ignore him, he does it for attention." Budapest explained as he moon-walked pass the girls.
"Hey, I just fucked you, and this is crazy, but nine months later, you'll have my baby!" Runcorn sang to Dublin.
"And all the other boys try chase me!" Dublin sang back to the odd English town.
"See you later, maybe..." Runcorn sang back to the red head capital.
"VIENNA!" Prussia shouted from the stage, "YOU'RE UP!"
On stage...
"Please welcome, Vienna." Prussia said blankly.
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Ev'ry morning you greet me
Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever
Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me
Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever
Edelweiss, edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever
"Judges?" ilurrrverussia asked the panel.
"It made me cry!" David wept.
"It was lovely." Michael McIntyre said softly.
"I WANT YOUR DRESS!" Louie Spence said, bouncing up and down in his chair.
"It was well sung. Well done." Austria said softly.
"N'awwwwwwwwwwww! Daddy's happy with his little girl!" Prussia mocked in a lispy voice.
"I'm going before Czech punches you." Vienna said quickly.
"Awesome! And we'll find out which team has won!" Prussia beamed. Vienna hurried off stage and Prussia turned to the panel.
"Alright, which team do you think deserve to win?" Prussia asked the judges.
"The team with Alaska in! He's such a heart throb!" Louie Spence sighed.
"Wellington Boots! They were far funnier!" Michael McIntyre exclaimed.
"I preferred Napoleon Flip Flops. I think the two rockers and then the classical girl made a nice contrast." David complimented.
"I, on the other hand, preferred Wellington Boots since their music wasn't so loud!" Austria complained.
"A draw? A DRAW!" Prussia growled.
"Why don't we let the girls decide?" Canada asks.
"DUDE! I have an amazing idea! Let's let the girls on the front row decide!" America exclaims heroically as he dashes on to the stage to save the day.
"Okay, who do you want girls?" Russia asked, trusty pipe hanging by his side.
"OMD! IT'S RUSSIA!" Some of the girls on the front row screamed. (Totally not ilurrrverussia and Jinxed-Wolfie).
"Come on now girls, hurry up." St Petersburg whispered on the other side of them, broken Vodka bottle in his hand.
"Napoleon's Flip Flops." Russia mouthed, raising his pipe just a tidge.
"Napoleon's Flip Flops?" Jinxed Wolfie asked just to make sure she lip-read that right.
"Thank you! Now do the rest of the girls agree?" Russia interrogated the other girls.
"Da." The girls whimpered, most of them making sure they didn't get whacked. Except ilurrrverussia and Jinxed-Wolfie, who were soon going to be suffering from nose bleeds.
"Thank you girlies." Russia and St Petersburg said happily before getting back to the stage.
"Wait, did that just seriously happen?" Prussia asked the men around him.
"Da. Napoleon Flip Flops won!" Russia exclaimed merrily.
"Come on out then you weird lot!" Prussia shouted over. The trio came on, dumb founded.
"I'd like to thank you my brothers Ludwig and Gilbert, my sister Slovakia and my scary father. I'd also like to thank my love interest Russia for being scary as hell and thanks his two sons Moscow and St Petersburg for being just as haunting! And thank you to the chicks on the front row, without you we would've lost another person," Czech said before wrapping her arms around her two friends' shoulders (well, she couldn't quite reach Alaska's), "I think we have the best people on this team and I would hate to see another one go."
"Awwww you big soppy! Come here and get a cuddle!" Vienna wept as she squeezed Czech with all her might.
"You girls!" Alaska laughed before surrendering to his temptation to join in.
"Group hug!" Moscow shouted, Malaysia over his shoulder.
"Get. Off. Me!" Malaysia squeaked as Moscow forced her into hugging Czech and Alaska whilst Moscow was hugging Vienna from the back.
"I love mushy moments! LET ME IN!" Dublin cried, cuddling Alaska's back.
"Hooray for step-mummy!" St Petersburg cheered as he hugged Czech's back.
"Oh no, she's NOT being there step mother!" Jinxed-Wolfie hissed.
"My Fanfic, my Peter and my Moskva." ilurrrverussia said dimly, before hugging Russia.
"Little girl, this isn't the group-" Russia was cut off by Jinxed-Wolfie launching herself at him.
"Because I'm such a heart throb, I'll treat you." Alaska sighed, escaping from the group hug and hugging Louie Spence, who looks so happy he could've died.
"Hug! Ahononon!" France said as he glomped England, who was already getting hugged by Shay.
"Looks like you'll just have to make do with me." Japan spoke softly as he wrapped his arms around Malaysia. Malaysia was naturally creeped and yet warmed by this.
"I LOVE YOU AS WELL!" ilurrrverussia shouted as she glomped poor Mr Austria.
"Family hug!" Prussia announced. Czech, Prussia, Germany, Slovakia all hugged. Then Vienna and Austria (once he got rid of a fan girl) joined in. Then the Russians thought they could join in.
"Massive Wellington hugs!" Runcorn shouted before being tackled by Dublin. Copenhagen rolled her eyes before fondly joining in. Hawaii joined in after she had let go of America and Japan. Vatican was about to join in before he got side-tracked.
"I LOVE YOU, VAT!" Berlin shouted before pouncing on the poor Catholic.
"Should you guys start singing the finale song now?" Prussia asked his contestants.
"Nah, we can sing it in the Final!" Hawaii giggled.
"Well folks, join the awesome me next time in Hetalia: House of Drama! Remember: You can only vote off contestants from Wellington Boots since they lost today's challenge. You have until the 19th of July!" Prussia says to the camera man.
The End
I know it sucks. I need an awful long time to write the next chapter because I have no ideas. And I'm apologising for how rubbish this Fanfic is. You know it's bad when the Author thinks it's rubbish. Oh, and I'm telling you in advance that in the Summer Holidays I'll be doing mission Re-Write so if it says that it's been updated, look at the chapter numbers because it might just be me correcting type ups.
Byieeee my darlings!
ilurrrverussia