Yeah... This is a "request" chapter for Jinxed-Wolfie (Czech's owner and my best friend) so you know...Good luck!
"Hello and welcome back to Hetalia: House of Drama!" Prussia beamed to the camera.
"THEME SONG!" Russia shouted, pointing to the Germans (we stole them from Germany! Mwahahahahahah!)
"I like German Sparkle Party!" Prussia sang.
"Sparkle party, sparkle party!"(An embarrassed) Germany, (a more embarrassed) Austria and (Oh-my-gosh he's going to EXPLODE!) Switzerland.
"Anyway, let's see how our competitors are doing!" Prussia exclaimed.
In the Girls' room...
"It's quite lonely in here." Hawaii broke the silence.
"It is quiet without Czech." Copenhagen said absent-mindedly, her head in a book.
"Yeah..." Hawaii said awkwardly.
In the Boys' room...
"It went from a corridor to a room." Runcorn said to no one in particular.
"Do you mind it if you could pick up all your clothes off the floor and into the free wardrobe?" Alaska growled as he looked up from his chess game.
"Sure!" Runcorn said brightly.
"I'll go get you some hangers!" Dublin chirped, getting up from his' and Alaska's chess game.
"The girls will have some." Vatican said helpfully as he combed his hair.
"Thanks Vat. I'll go get some." Dublin said as he walked out of the door.
I like being with the boys, but it's nice to have a break sometimes...
In the Girls' room...
"Knock, knock darlings!" Dublin laughed as the door was already open.
"Dublin! I need a word with you!" Hawaii said, grabbing Dublin's arm and pulling him a side.
"What's up Hawaii?" Dublin asked, his voice showing his surprise.
"I'm dying! Copenhagen is reading her book and I'm all alone!" Hawaii whined.
"What about Czech and Vienna?" Dublin questioned the small island.
"They've both went shopping!" Hawaii cried, "Czech told Prussia that Vienna had patched up her underwear 60 times and worn it non-stop through the whole competition!"
"Did she really?" Dublin exclaimed.
"Nope. Czech said that so she and Vienna could go shopping." Hawaii replied.
"KIDDIES! COME DOWNSTAIRS OR BE UNAWESOME!" Prussia voice shouted from below.
In the EHoT...
Alaska could've died. He was the only one on his table.
"All by himself!" Runcorn sang.
"Now, unawesome children! Listen to the awesome me! Russia will throw..." Prussia said, shouting down his microphone before Alaska could reply.
"Yeah we know, Prussia." Alaska said bluntly.
"... WEIGHTS at you and whoever catches them, wins!" Prussia announced.
"COPENHAGEN!" Russia shouted before throwing a heavy weight at her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH! MY FOOT!" Copenhagen shouted as the weight smashed into her foot. The rest of them shivered as they heard the crack in her foot.
"That's it. You're out. Off to the dock of mock, you go!" Prussia ordered shouted.
"You can't do that!" Dublin shouted in the shock girl's defence.
"I can. You want to walk up with her?" Prussia growled.
"Come on." Dublin whispered as he wrapped Copenhagen's arm around his shoulder. Alaska and Russia moved the weight from her foot.
"Epic British dude?" Copenhagen asked Runcorn with a warm smile.
"Always." Runcorn smiled as he ran over to her. Together, the trio set off in the sun set.
"The true Wellington Boots trio." ilurrrverussia said, her hand on her heart and a tear in her eye.
"The inseparable," Russia said behind her. The whole crew watched misty eyed at the epicness of the three amazing friends.
"Why couldn't Hawaii go out instead?" Prussia said as he wept on Canada's shoulder.
"Give me the camera." ilurrrverussia mouthed to Canada so she could film the PruCan moment of the year.
"I thought you hated that pairing?" Jinxed-Wolfie whispered down The Author's ear.
"I do. But this is priceless!" ilurrrverussia grinned.
"Hey, what did we miss?" Czech said coolly as she kicked down the door.
"CZECH! Ruin a perfectly good moment!" Prussia wept harder on Canada's shoulder.
"Maple leaf..." Canada groaned at the weight of Prussia's head.
"Sorry, what was going on?" Vienna said gently as she sat down next to Alaska.
"The Booty Trio just left into the sunset." Alaska explained to the Austrian next to him.
"Awwww! How come Hawaii didn't go?" Vienna asked.
"Why do you all hate me?" Hawaii shouted.
"We don't hate you, we just prefer Copenhagen." Prussia explained carelessly.
"Thanks." Hawaii huffed.
"I still prefer you." Alaska said gently to the fellow American.
"Thanks, Alaska." Hawaii smiled to the winter state.
"We're the Flippy Floppy trio, aren't we?" Vienna said sweetly as she snuggled up to Czech.
"Can you not think of a better name?" Czech hissed.
"We're the Nappy Flippy Floppy Trio!" Alaska whispered to Vienna. Vienna giggled.
"How about 'the Cool Touch Trio'?" Czech suggested.
"Is it just me or does that sound familiar Uncle Prussia?" Vienna asked mockingly to Prussia.
"It sounds AWFULLY familiar. Perhaps some of it was borrowed from someone awesome?" Prussia replied, playing along.
"HUSH! Here comes the best bit!" Czech shouted as she watched the Booty Trio.
Runcorn and Dublin hugged the dirty blonde good bye and Norway kissed her cheek.
"Goodbye everybody!" Copenhagen shouted as she waved goodbye.
"Well, everyone, we don't really have any left to say so... off you go." Prussia shrugged, oblivious to everybody else crying.
In the staff room...
"I REALLY need to seize someone's vital regions with my 5 meters!" Prussia growled.
"I'm so bored!" Russia complained, "I need Latvia!"
"How about we watch the videos of the missing dares?" Canada suggested.
"Ooooh! Awesome I has an idea! Why don't we watch the videos of the missing dares?" Prussia beamed.
"Da!" Russia shouted happily.
"England? France? Spain? Come on!" Prussia called.
"Alright, alright, we're here!" England said quickly as he rushed in with his cup of tea and some scones.
"Zen let's put on ze video!" France beamed as he slotted the video into the video player.
Copenhagen's day with Sweden...
"So ..." Copenhagen said awkwardly. Sweden stared at her silently.
"M' w'fe 's out." Sweden said after an hour with Copenhagen there.
"I guessed." Copenhagen said gently.
"H're." Sweden said blankly as he threw a book at Copenhagen.
"Th'nks." Copenhagen replied, trying to imitate his accent.
(End of Video...)
"They just read books?" Spain asked the room of disappointed men.
"How unawesome." Prussia whined.
"Let's try the other video." England said as he got out the other video.
Czech trying to be a girl...
"That's... Interesting..." Alaska laughed as Czech appeared from the changing room in a short pink skirt.
"Darling, you totally look fabulous. Like totally ignore them!" Poland squealed as he twirled Czech around.
"I hate you all." Czech said darkly as Vienna thrown a pink frilly dress into the pile of clothes.
"After this is make up and then hair and then we're going to do girly things!" Vienna squealed.
"Oh my gosh! Like totally girly day!" Poland beamed as he thrown a purple hat on to her head.
"Errrrr no!" Czech huffed as she folded her arms.
"Okay, after this is hair..." Vienna planned out loud.
"And then the spa?" Poland asked eagerly to his 'little sister'.
"Pedicure..."
"Manicure..."
"Watch Rom-Coms?" Vienna asked her 'Big Sister'.
"WATCH TWILIGHT!" Poland shouted.
"You've got nothing, got it Canada?" Alaska whispered to Canada, popping out of nowhere.
SMASH!
Back in the staff room...
"What happened?" Russia asked Canada.
"I don't remember..." Canada said behind the camera (he was still recording out of boredom).
"How about we rewind it and look at it in slow-motion?" Canada then added.
"Hmmmmmmmmm..." Prussia said with his thinking face on.
"DUDES! How about rewind it and watch it in slow-mo!" America shouted heroically.
"Wow, America actually said something useful for once." England commented as he sipped his tea.
"Oi Fatty! Move your fat bottom; you're sitting on the remote." Germany said grumpily (he was on his man period).
"Alright!" America beamed as he found the remote control.
So they rewinded it.
Then they paused it.
Then watched it in slow-mo.
"You guys... In the background..." Canada said, horrified.
"Oh my Dumbledore!" England gasped.
"Pause it, America!" France ordered. The young nation agreed.
"Is that...?" Russia exclaimed.
"Canada, are you still rolling?" Prussia turned round and asked the maple lover.
"Y-Yes, why?" Canada stammered nervously.
"You got nothing, da?" Russia said darkly before...
Black...
Japan: Please hold on whilst we fix the current problem...
Hungary: Until then, please watch Dublin beating up England when he was dared to stay at England's house!
(-_-)
"DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Dublin screamed as he continuously hit England with a pillow.
"What's your problem?"
"I'M SICK OF WATCHING HARRY POTTER!"
"Fine. We'll watch Coronation Street."
"YAY!" Dublin cheered.
Back somewhere in the world... the Secret Room...
"That was too close!" Russia said in a relieved tone as he shut the door behind him.
"I know! Thanks, Russia." Czech smiled up to her crush.
"You're welcome, little one. Anything you need, I'll give... So long as it's not vodka... Or sunflowers..." Russia whispered.
Once Czech had successfully got rid of all the dirty thoughts in her head (absolutely anything, he says...) she realised that there was something she wanted.
"Actually, Russia, I have one more favour to ask of you. After all, it's not fair Alaska gets to know my secret and Vienna doesn't."
"Why don't you tell Vienna as well?"
"Because, she'd tell Austria."
"Da..." Russia sighed as he lowered himself to hear Czech's whisper.
In the EHoT...
"VHAT HAS HAPPENED?" Czech shouted as she saw the mess and, more importantly, the fire.
"Ask Runcorn." Hawaii said darkly as she glared daggers at the English town.
"I was cold so I thought I'd make a fire." Runcorn shrugged as if it was the most sensible idea in the world.
"With our clothes." Vatican explained calmly.
"He used my bra as a slingshot." Vienna said, covering her eye.
"And broke her glasses in the process." Alaska huffed as he held up her broken glasses.
"And they used my underwear as parachutes."
"Don't get me started on Vatican's Bible." Dublin laughed.
"And my scones!" England shouted.
"Thank goodness for that." America whispered to Prussia.
"He wrote 'Satan is SEXY!' in Vat's Bible." Russia giggled as he read Vat's Bible.
"He burnt my cravat!" Austria complained, his neck looking quite bare without it.
"Calm down! Kids, go outside and get some fresh air whilst awesome I sort all this out!" Prussia instructed the OCs.
Outside...
"I miss Copenhagen." Runcorn sighed.
"Me too. Now I have no one to break fourth walls with or screw up ilurrrverussia's plans." Dublin began to weep on Runcorn's shoulder.
"At least we have each other." Runcorn consoled the Irish boy, patting his fluffy ginger hair.
"I mean, look, look at Jinxed-Wolfie's plans for this chapter." Dublin whispered to the English town as he shown him the papers.
After quickly reading the papers, Runcorn couldn't believe how disorganised The Author was.
"She's kind of gone off the plan and then somehow goes back to it. Hey, we don't get much spotlight!" Runcorn exclaimed, still comforting Dublin.
"Cheer up, little one." Vatican said, sneaking up behind the twosome.
"Thanks, Vatican." Dublin smiled to the beautiful Italian.
"You're welcome, just cheer up." Vatican nodded before walking onwards to catch up with Hawaii.
Nappy Flippy Floppy Trio...
"You talk in your sleep?" Alaska questioned the Austrian.
"No! Ignore Czech!" Vienna exclaimed in defence.
"Yes you do! Last night you were talking about how much-"
"Shush, Czech!" Vienna laughed as she tried to cover Czech's mouth.
"-she loves Moscow." Czech babbled quickly whilst trying to fight Vienna's hands off.
"Czech!" Vienna shouted, astonished.
"Sorry, what do you see in him?" Alaska asked.
"He's cute and cuddly. And he likes me. And he can reach the chocolate in my house."
"You're using him for his height?" Alaska laughed. That seemed like Vienna.
"Well, yes and no. He's a good dancer." Vienna replied, becoming quite flustered.
"You're mad!" Czech laughed, nudging her Austrian friend.
"I'm also blind." Vienna commented as she grabbed Czech's arm.
Back in EHoT...
"My cravat..." Austria sniffed.
"It's okay, come here." Russia said sweetly as he hugged the smaller nation.
"I liked that cravat."
"I know but I got you a present." Russia whispered to the weeping aristocrat.
"Really? How thoughtful of you Russia! What is it?" Austria smiled as he looked up to see Russia's adorable face. (Massive RusAus fan, sorry!)
"It's a massive Russian doll!" Russia squealed, letting go of Austria and retrieving his present.
"Wow that is big!" England blinked as Russia carried a MASSIVE Russian doll in to the room.
"Isn't it adorable? Open it, Austria!" Russia grinned as he set it down next to Austria. The doll was a few inches taller than Russia. Austria began to worry on how he was going to get it home, let alone open it up.
"It's beautiful, Russia. But I'm afraid I'm too small to open it." Austria tried to reason with the Russian.
"I'll give you a piggy-back." Germany grunted as he walked in. (I love GerAus as well, sorry!)
"Danke." Austria nodded as he climbed onto Germany's back. Carefully he noted that the Russian doll looked somewhat like Russia. He lifted the head off the Russian doll to find another doll inside.
"Carry on opening it until you get to the baby!" Russia grinned as he watched Austria take off another head.
Austria removed another head to realise what Russia meant by "baby".
"Privyet! Isn't the baby cute?" Moscow beamed, holding up a smoky-grey kitten above his head.
"Moskva, how did you get there?" Russia laughed, as he ran over to retrieve him.
"I saw the kitten..." Moscow smiled as Russia lifted him out of the doll.
"There you go, Specs, you get a Russian doll and a kitten and a tall Russian!" Prussia laughed.
"Well, thank you for kitten and the dolls." Austria thanked Ivan.
"And you forgot Moscow."
"Wait, you're giving him to me?"
"He's going to marry your daughter anyway, so da."
"HE'S NOT MARRYING VIENNA!"
"Da, he is."
"No, he isn't."
"Da, I am!" Moscow joined in.
"Russians. You have to love them!" Prussia laughed harder.
"At least they cleared up some of the ashes, you didn't do anything!" Austria argued with the Prussian.
"Why do you always get your knickers in a twist? Are you upset because Hungary isn't here to look after you, diddums?" Prussia mocked.
"Are you so immature because you have Ludwig tidy up after you?" The aristocrat growled, still on Germany's shoulders.
"I'm neutral, like Switzerland." Russia quickly stated before running outside.
Outside...
"I have your challenge, little ones!" Russia called out.
"What is it?" Hawaii asked Russia.
"The first person or team to stop Austria and Prussia from killing each other wins!" Russia explained.
"That sounds easy, what's the catch?" Alaska questioned the Russian.
"You can't use weapons."
"DARN!" Runcorn and Czech cursed, dropping their guns.
"Do rocks or shark teeth count?" Hawaii questioned the tall nation.
"Da."
"How about batons? Piano wires?"
"Da."
"Crosiers?"
"After you stabbing Berlin, da. Hand it over." Russia said as he snatched Vatican's crosier away from him.
"How about the Bible? Rosary beads? The Crucifix?" Vatican asked further.
"Goodness, Vatican, you're like a Mafia boss!" Dublin laughed.
"Don't listen to what Berlin tells you." Vatican stared at Dublin seriously.
"I-I was just joking!" Dublin cowered behind Runcorn as he said that.
"Off you go!" Russia said, opening the door so the competitors could rush in.
In the EHoT...
"Where's Austria?" Alaska asked Prussia as he couldn't see the prissy man anywhere.
"I locked him up." Prussia grinned.
"Where?"
"I don't know, I don't care." Prussia shrugged.
"Let's go look for him!" Czech whispered to Vienna and Alaska.
Somewhere else... In another secret room...
Austria was tied up in a chair with a stick lodged in his mouth. He couldn't get out no matter how hard he tried.
"There you are, my love!" Germany shouted as he kicked down the door. Austria could've died of happiness. Germany approached Austria bent down and whispered:
"I've missed you..." Germany took the stick from Austria's mouth, hugged it to his chest and said: "My little Herr shtick." (The stick from, like, the first episode?).
Germany then ran off with the stick, leaving Austria in the room.
Much later...
"There you are!" Vienna laughed as she finally found her father.
"Oh Vienna! Thank goodness you're here! I had a nightmare that Russia gave me a massive doll... and he gave me a kitten... and he gave me that tall person with no name... And Prussia locked me up... And Germany found me just for a stick... and..." Austria babbled away as she un-did the rope.
"Wow, well Prussia locking you up was real. I'm not too sure about the rest!" Vienna laughed as she helped her father get up.
"Thank you. I'll see you downstairs." Austria said formally as he walked off. Vienna smiled; her father was always formal outside of the house.
Back in the EHoT...
"Back again, Specs?" Prussia growled as Austria entered the room.
"Now, now, you two!" Moscow laughed as he stood in front of Austria whilst Russia stood in front of Prussia.
"LET AWESOMENESS KILL HIM!" Prussia shouted as he tried to get pass Russia.
"I'll help!" Hawaii shouted to Moscow as she stood in between Moscow and Russia. Unfortunately, she stood on Moscow's foot in the process.
"OUCH!" Moscow shouted. Quickly Moscow turned round to push Hawaii.
"What do you want?" Russia growled as Hawaii ducked and Moscow pushed Russia instead.
"I DON'T WANT TO BE SOLD TO AUSTRIA! Even if he did lose his frilly thing." Moscow cried to Russia.
"Little one should do as I say." Russia warned Moscow, with his smile intact.
"And why do you like sunflowers? We don't have any, get over it!" Moscow argued.
"You little..." Russia smiled evilly before flinging Moscow over his shoulder and falling over Hawaii.
"Are you trying to kill me?" Moscow began to weep as he slid out of Russia's grasp.
"DA!" Russia shouted as he stormed out of the room with Moscow in tow.
"Brilliant work, Hawaii!" Alaska huffed. Austria was now getting strangled by Prussia.
"Wellington Boots shall sort out Prussia and Austria, whilst Flip Flops sort out Russia and Moscow." Dublin whispered to Czech.
"What are you doing?" Runcorn whispered to Dublin.
"Wrecking The Author's plan for this chapter!" Dublin chuckled as the Napoleon Flips Flops ran out of the room.
"What do we do?" Vatican asked the Irish capital.
"Runcorn, grab Prussia. Vatican and Hawaii, grab Austria. I'll get back up!" Dublin nodded as he ran out.
In the hallway...
"Russia, calm down!" Czech pleaded as she clung on to Russia's arms.
"Moscow, calm yourself!" Vienna begged as she clung on to Moscow's leg.
Whilst all of this was happening, Alaska stood watching. It was hard to believe that he used to live with them both.
"Hey, how's it going?" Dublin asked as he ran to the telephone.
"I don't know. How are you doing, Russia?" Czech looked up to see Russia smiling back down at her.
"I'm fine! I was just thinking about KILLING Moscow and dancing in sunflowers."
"That isn't good. Why do you want to kill Moscow?" Czech asked Russia.
"Because he pushed me."
"I meant to push Hawaii. She stood on my foot." Moscow pouted.
"Awwww, Nicky! Come here." Russia beamed as he ran to Moscow.
"I love you, my little vodka bottle!" Russia whispered as he hugged Moscow. Czech and Vienna were squashed in the middle.
"I love you too, Mother Russia!" Moscow beamed as he squeezed Russia tighter.
"I love you, my piano-playing best friend!" Czech mocked from underneath Russia.
"I love you too, my Czech Dudette!" Budapest grinned as he tried to get into the hug also.
"What on Earth are you doing here?" Vienna laughed.
"I was just passing by and I thought I'd drop in!"
"You idiot!" Vienna giggled as Budapest wrapped his arms around Moscow's waist.
"Get off." Russia said simply as he slapped Budapest's hands.
"Can we go now?" Alaska whined.
In the EHoT...
"So let me get this straight..." Austria said, not noticing the others walking in.
"We're a yaoi couple?" Prussia finished off Austria's sentence.
"Well, you must be," Dublin blinked, "Why would Budapest have these otherwise?"
"Me, Minsk, Tokyo, Beijing, Hungary and Japan are keeping a collection." Budapest said proudly.
Prussia gazed other to Austria. Austria looked over to Prussia.
"I'm sorry; you're sexy in a cat costume." Prussia apologised.
"I'm sorry as well, you're sexy in THAT." Austria apologised before pointing at a page in one of Budapest's doujinshis.
"Now, what's next on the plan?" Runcorn asked Dublin. He ignored the fact that Vatican was hugging the wall.
"Czech hangs Copenhagen, by her underwear, on a flag pole." Dublin read aloud.
"But she's gone." Hawaii contributed.
"And Nightingale Wolf will get us done for OC abuse." Czech reminded them.
"How about..." Prussia grinned evilly.
Later...
"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Romano shouted from the flagpole as everyone saluted.
"More announcements awesome I have to make." Prussia sighed as he looked at the planning sheet.
"Firstly, Moscow is now part of Napoleon's Flip Flops. Secondly, we're not putting you in gender rooms anymore." Prussia read out.
"Wait?"
"How-"
"We're putting you into team rooms."
"I take Alaska, you take Moscow." Czech whispered evilly down Vienna's ear. From the corner of his eye, Moscow saw Vienna getting a nose bleed.
"That's mad! One girl with three boys?" Hawaii gasped as she looked at her team mates.
"What Jinxed-Wolfie says, goes." Prussia shrugged. They all glared at ilurrrverussia.
"Hey, don't look at me. I wanted to save Moscow for Season Two!" ilurrrverussia huffed.
"Copenhagen will be coming back to be card girl," Prussia talked on further. Pictures of Copenhagen in a flimsy suit and giving out cards filled Runcorn's mind.
"She'll be holding up the 'Boo' and 'hiss' and 'clap' cards." Vatican whispered to Runcorn. The English town then began to freak out about Vatican reading his mind.
"Reviewers, should we make a season two?" Russia asked the camera.
"Sweden as a co-host! How awesome would that be?" Alaska laughed.
"America as the host instead of Prussia." Czech grinned as Prussia glared at her.
"Anyway, vote! Vote for any team!" Prussia instructed you.
"What happened to only voting out Wellington's Boots?" Dublin asked as he remembered the planning sheet.
"Since Budapest won the challenge and he isn't on a team, anyone is out." Prussia shrugged.
"Budapest wasn't supposed to win but hey!" ilurrrverussia giggled.
"See what I mean? Lunatic." Dublin whispered to Runcorn.
"See you next time on Hetalia House of Drama! VOTE! REVIEW! GIVE US IDEAS AND WISHES!" Prussia instructed you with his awesomeness.
I've said this once and I'm saying it again, sorry. So, flipping, sorry. Sorry to Jinxed-Wolfie for using her instructions and then muddling it all up. Sorry to you reading and I'm sorry to Romano. And Hawaii.
Byieeee! (And sorry!)
ilurrrverussia!