Hey second chapter to 'What to Expect when you are Expecting' is now up! Hope you enjoy!

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"Okay, and then I said to the-" Maka was interrupted by Soul gently patting her hand, and shaking his head.

"Maka, I'm sorry, but you're not very good at making jokes" Soul told her, and gently as he could. Maka looked at him teary eyed and started to cry.

"So you don't like my jokes?" Maka asked him. Soul began to panic and everyone at the table was staring at him. He didn't know what to say to her, she just kept crying.

"No, Maka, I'm sorry I meant Black*Star's jokes, but I like your jokes!" Soul told her. Maka wiped the tears off her face and looked at Soul.

"Really?" Maka asked.

"Really" Soul told her. She smiled and went back to telling her rather horrible jokes to everyone. Patty looked up from her now empty plate. A smile curled onto her face and she looked at everyone.

"DESSERT!" Patty shouted, making everyone jump. Kid stood up from the head table, and took Patty by the hand and led her over to the refrigerator.

"ALL RIGHT, I HAVE BEEN QUIET FOR TOO LONG! I THINK IT'S TIME FOR THE STAR OF THIS SHOW TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!" Black*Star shouted. Everyone groaned about what ever Black*Star had to say.

"Black*Star, please stop it! It isn't time yet!" Tsubaki pleaded to her crazed husband.

"QUIET MORTAL!" Tsubaki gave him a stern look and shook her head. "I MEAN…UH, I love you, Tsubaki" Black*Star whispered. Tsubaki gave him a pat on his head and smiled at Soul and Maka.

"So, is there anything new with you two?" She asked. They didn't answer, because just then, Patty and Kid came out holding a large circular chocolate cake with eight strawberries on the top. Black*Star looked at it hungrily and looked like he was going to gobble it all up as soon as it hit the table.

"Ladies first, Black*Star" Kid told him. Black*Star pouted for a bit and then looked at Kid.

"YOUR GOD SHOULD GO FIRST!" He shouted.

"Black*Star" Tsubaki warned.

"Okay ladies first!" Black*Star said frantically. He was obviously scared about what Tsubaki might do to him if he didn't stop.

"Good" Tsubaki said smiling. Patty giggled and looked at the cake that Kid was cutting. It would be soon when she would tell her friends, very soon. Patty then started to pass plates to everyone at the table, along with plastic forks (1).

When everyone had their cake Patty and Kid sat down to theirs. Then Maka cleared her throat and everyone stopped eating and looked at her.

"Soul and I have something to tell you" she told her friends. They looked at her expectantly, which made her a little nervous. "Soul, you tell them" she told him, not looking at him. Soul groaned but obeyed her and cleared his throat.

"Well, um, Maka, well" Soul started but never finished, instead he looked at Maka for support. She looked at him and made a face at him.

"Soul and I are going to be parents" she told them.

"You're going to adopt?" Tsubaki asked her friend. The others nodded their heads at Maka, obviously agreeing with what Tsubaki said.

"No, we are having a baby" she told them. They then exploded with cheering. Everyone was congratulating Maka and Soul for their soon to be baby.

"So, Patty, what was it that you were going to tell us?" Maka asked through the shouts of everyone. Patty looked at her, and then giggled a bit.

"Oh, that, Maka-chan" she said. Everyone stopped talking and looked at Patty. "Well, Kid and I also have a bun in the oven" she told them. Tsubaki looked down at her cake and giggled a bit.

"WELL, TSUBAKI AND I ALSO PREGNANT! HAHAHAHA!" Black*Star shouted. Everyone stopped talking once again and Tsubaki turned crimson red.

"Black*Star, we don't know that for sure!" She told him. Black*Star didn't listen and kept laughing like a lunatic. She gave him a fierce look. He stopped immediately, and looked at Tsubaki, and then the others.

"She might be pregnant" he told him, in an inside voice (2).

"We have to check with the doctor before we know for sure" Tsubaki told them.

"Soul and I are doing that tomorrow, and then we are taking my Papa out to tell him" Maka told them. They shuddered at the thought of Spirit knowing that Maka was pregnant.

"Good luck with that, Maka, and Soul, we will make a funeral ready for you" Kid promised.

"Try not to die, Soul!" Patty said happily.

"I'll try not to" Soul promised.

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Back at Soul and Maka's apartment

"Soul, can you make an appointment tomorrow with Dr. Dane, please?" Maka asked as she dried her wet hair. Soul got up from the kitchen table and went over to the phone.

"Sure" he said to her. She smiled and went into their room to get dressed for bed. Soul picked up the phone and dialed the number for the clinic.

"Death City Clinic, how may I help you?" Asked a very bored person, Soul didn't know what to say to this, but he had to make an appointment.

"Yes, hi, can I make an appointment for tomorrow at 8:00 am?" Soul asked the person at the other end.

"Which doctor?" Asked the person, Soul rummaged through his head. Which doctor was it again? Oh yeah Dr. Dane.

"Dr. Dane" Soul told the person.

"Okay, tomorrow at 8:00 am, right?" The person asked.

"Yes you are correct" Soul told the person. The person on the other end sighed and rummaged through some papers.

"Name?" She asked.

"Soul and Maka Evans" Soul told her.

"The mother's name" she said.

"Oh, Maka Evans" Soul said to her.

"Okay, see you tomorrow, Mr. Evans." The person hung up the phone. Soul let out a sigh and hung up. Just then, Maka came out of their room, dressed in a long T-shirt and pajama pants.

"What time?" She asked.

"8:00 am" he answered. Maka groaned and went into their room.

"Well, I'm going to bed" she told him. Soul nodded and followed her to bed.

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Sorry if this chapter is so crappy I was writing this in a rush. Anyway, I hoped you enjoyed it! Next chapter: Spirit finds out! Oh the joy! Any hoo, I saw the Avengers today for Mother's day….IT WAS AWESOME! I loved Thor and Hawk Eye! Hehee! Next chapter of this hopefully this week or next week! I hoped all of you people had a nice Mother's day and Happy Mother's day to all those Mothers out there I hoped you enjoyed your special day!

Please Review I will be the happiest person in the world if you do! Thanks!

Patty Loves Giraffes~

P.S This is how I pictured the cake to be: a href="/images/chocolate%20cake%20with%20strawberries" target="_blank"img src=".com/albums/b331/iheartnoodlemantra/Food%20Porn/Cake/tumblr_l4ypnykNkz1qbkb08o1_" border="0" alt="Chocolate Cake with Glazed Strawberries Pictures, Images and Photos"/a