AN: Well... This is the sixth chapter after a extremely long time, but it's still very short so i'll ty harder next time. I could only update when i'm at school or in the library and well... it kinda sucks and most of the fanfics i read are still not updating so i'm very bored. So i'm currently stuck because i got ideas for another story when i'm trying on this one.

Disclaimer: Okay, if you heard my saw, drills, guns, see your life flashing before your eyes again, you KNOW THAT I DON"T OWN ANY NARUTO CHARACTERS OR SO AND SO. I do, however own my ideas and my character Kuro(including future ones and unknown) so you can't take him. (blows raspberry at lawers) Oh Oh... How the HELL did you fit that in your-

Chapter 6

After an hour worth of rants about how it was a sin not to eat ramen everyday, Naruto managed to calm down only to be distressed later when he found out that his ramen was cold and he had to make some more boiled water.

Kuro momentary blinked as he got his hearing back as he thought back to what he just heard. 'He's actually quite frightening when he's like that. Wonder if he only does that for ramen...'

When they could finally eat, Kuro had to admit that the ramen was very nice. VERY. I mean, he only had barely any food to eat to survive and most of it, he ended up giving it to someone or something bad happens. Just because he worked as a cook before doesn't mean he gets free food. He was content with just eating this spiced up ramen.

Though...

Naruto seemed to be inhaling the ramen as he went to his fifth bowl, Kuro could only look in astonishment as he silently watched the human vaccum machine suck up the poor ramen that was quickly being sentenced to death by the yellow haired teen. It kinda looked like a sacrificial ritual. That's when the random thoughts begin to surface in his mind.

--------BEWARE. RANDOM WEIRD THOUGHTS-------------

"You are sentenced to death by The Uzumaki Naruto. Any last words?"

questioned the dark, shadowly like figure that was holding a hammer and staring down impassively onto the quivering ramen noodle that was looking at the being that was currently being held back by only caged bars that were slowly being opened.

"PLEASE! Don't send me down there! I'll do anything. Just don't-"

even before the nameless ramen noodle can finish his sentence, the boiled water was splashed down on the unfortunate noodle, making the noodle soft and the being in the cage rattled the bars when it caught the scent of the unfortunate as prayers were made for the nameless noodle.

The caged door was finally opened as the being called Uzumaki Naruto jump over and-

-----END WEIRD, STRANGE THOUGHTS -.-------------

"Kuro- san, hey! hello!!"

Called out an annoyed Nauro as he watched the dazed Kuro get his bearing back. He was calling out to him about 2 minutes ago, but he didn't respond so he resorted to yelling in his ear. For some reason, it felt oddly comfortable being in his presence a little, and it was oddly satisfying that Kuro looked content went he was eating.

Though it could be that he liked the fact that someone liked his ramen as well.

When Kuro snapped out of his daze he looked back at the young blond with a questioning glance. Kuro noticed that there was no more noodles on Naruto's bowl and there was only one thought in his mind at this time.

'He takes no prisoners'

Tking Kuro's silence to continue, Naurto began to speak.

"I just wanted to ask where did you come from? If you've never been here before then were did you come from." Naruto cocked his head little to the side.

Kawaii expression 0.2/ kitsune style!

"The land."

Was his dry response, but before Naurto could whack him in the head for that, he quickly said,

"It's across the ocean where the other continents are."

When he saw Naruto's confused face, he went on to a 5 to 10 minute speech that he 'said' explained what he needed to know about where he used to live, but it made no sense to Naruto and even Kyuubi. When he was done, he just smiled and went to the showers. It took another 5 seconds to relize that he just avoided the question and talked him out what he wanted to know. He gave an outraged cry for the night.

--------morning 5 A.M----------

Kuro was just innocently sleeping on his nice fuuton when he heard the most annoying sound that he had the honor to hear.

Except that he doesn't want the honor and would gladly give it away.

Anyone want it?

No one?

Damn.

He automatically brought his left fist to the infurating source of his 3.56 seconds of life's problems when he heard two crunches. One was his while the other was someone else's hand. He slowly looked to what he just heard, contrast with the other who seemed to done the opposite and already headed out to the bathroom. He noticed a crushed alarm clock with two points of impact. 'Why would Naurto set the alarm at 5 A.M?' he thought as he tried to go back to sleep, but Naruto pulled at the covers.

"Kuro- san! wake up!" Naruto tried, he really did.

"Let me sleep!" said an equally stubborn Kuro, pulling the covers back.

"Come on!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

Somewhere out there, an angel cried herself to sleep.

---------Training Area 10---------------(13 minutes later)

There were 3 indiviuals on the training ground, they were surrounded by a dense forest in which provided a nice shade for people when it gets too hot in the day. There were some animals searching for their daily meals, undisturbed except for the guards that would stand in place, but they didn't bother them. People were sleeping untrouble dispite the wars and happenings. Everyone was expecting things to stay the same quiet, nice day that could only happen in the morning before Lee and Gai starts random shouts of "YOUTH".

Too bad for them.

Ten Ten's eye twitched as she watched a half asleep Kuro and an tired looking Naurto who dragged the half asleep Kuro. She slapped a hand to her forehead when she saw them both fall to the ground in union.

'This... is... going... to take a while.'

to be continued...

AN: I know this is a really slow fic and all, but (sigh) school really does make my head hurt, ideas come when I can't write them down until it's too late, and I'm having trouble remembering what some of the ideas were, but you don't have to worry because I still remember the main important parts. Also, I might not be able to read some of the reviews or requests so if I don't get to put any of your ideas, don't be offended. Also, I'm not really puting any pairings of yet because this is my first story and I don't want to mess it up and turn it into something terrible.

As for another matter, I feel sorry for Naruto to deal with a sleepy Kuro, that guy is harder to wake than prying Chouji away from an all you can eat shop. Thankfully, Naruto's determined. This story might take even longer because I wanna try to post a crossover between Tales of Symphonia and put an alternate Kuro in there with an different past. Also, I'm going to try to put another story with TOS and Yami no Matsei that will begin with Asato, if you like yaoi, fanfic has a lot of pairings like that. Also, I'll try to draw pictures of the characters.

Next chapter is going to be about how Ten Ten manages to get Naruto and Kuro to actually do the instructions. I don't who to feel sorry for, Ten Ten or Naruto and Kuro. Do Not Anger Women.