After this highly embarrassing dance, Ed quickly ran and hid behind a screen, stripping his corset and suspenders off, pulling a club dancing outfit on over his thong. As he did this, Roy stepped behind it, grabbing at his butt, and biting on his neck gently.
'Ohh, Roy, don't, I've got to get ready for the next song,' he said, biting back a soft moan.
'Aww, but I wanted to play with you baby,' Roy replied, sounding like a sad puppy.
'I know, but I'm singing the next song remember, unfortunately, it involves another wig,' he answered, sighing exasperatedly as he pulled the miniskirt on, jumping and screaming slightly as Roy stuck his hand up there cheekily grinning at his lover.
He stepped from behind the screen adjusting the brown wig, desmudging his eyeliner slightly as he slipped the boob tube top on, adjusting his chest to make it give the appearance of breasts under the top, ignoring the highly amused giggles coming from Winry.
He glanced back at Roy, winking at him as he strutted to the side of the stage waiting for his cue to go on.
'And now,' Riza said fighting giggles, 'we have Edward Elric, singing a dancefloor filler called Baby Baby'
She stepped to the side of the stage, watching Ed strut onto the stage, making a suggestive motion to Havok, which made the audience laugh loudly.
'Okay, you have seen me as Christina, now you can see me dance and sing to a highly danceable track, as you have noticed, the tables have been moved so we can use the floor as a dancefloor. So all you guys, grab a girl and dance with her.'
He grabbed the mic off its stand and motioned for the song to be put on, as Feury put it on, Roy joined him in his uniform, grabbing his butt playfully as Ed started to sing.
'I
wanna roll inside your soul
to know the things that you need and
feel
Every time that you're by my side
I can't get serious,
because you got meeee!'
He cried as Roy pushed his hips hard against his own.
Grabbing his composure, he continued,
'Cold
chill down my spine
No, no more tears, show me a smile
Cold
chill down my spine
No, no more tears, give me a smile
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay together
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay forever
Yeah yeah yeah
Deep
inside I know you need it
Just let it out and get it on, you
gotta feel it
Every time that you're by my side
Just think it
over, I'll make you glad'
As he sung this, he tried to ignore the suggestions Roy was whispering into his ear 'I know what you feel deep inside…'
stifling giggles he carried on singing,
'Cold
chill down my spine
No, no more tears, show me a smile
Cold
chill down my spine
No, no more tears, give me a smile
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay together
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay forever
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay together
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby
baby
Why can't we just stay forever
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby,
baby, baby...
Baby (baby, baby)
Baby
Baby, baby, baby,
baby...
Ohh yeah
Baby baby
Why can't we just stay
together
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby baby
Why can't we just stay
forever
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby baby
Why can't we just stay
together
Yeah yeah yeah
Baby baby
Why can't we just stay
forever
Yeah yeah yeah'
He finished the song to tumultuous applause, holding Roy's hands he bowed, showing his "cleavage" to everyone. He blushed furiously as Roy grabbed hold of them, thrusting behind him suggestively, making everyone laugh.
'That's it Roy, no playtime for you later,' he joked, making the audience laugh harder.
'Awhh, and I was looking forward to my Neko Kitten as well…' Roy whispered to him as they stepped off the stage…