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He was almost hysterical when he had another idea. What about dressing up as a girl? But how? The only clothes 'he' has are black except for the white shirt 'he' was wearing inside…
He took his jacket off, his black shoes, and wore flip flops, his belt, which can be recognized anywhere as Squall's famous 'Red Belt' and his gloves which reveals a small cream coloured hands…
His courage came back to him, but what to do with his red eyes? Maybe he could avoid every eye by looking at the ground instead?
He went outside and walked casually towards the stairs. Suddenly he heard someone talking or maybe something like that…
"Who the hell is that hot girl heading towards the stairs? Is she a new student or something?"
"Excuse me?" Squall said, expecting a monotone voice to come out but instead a smooth silky voice rang through the hall.
'The hell? This can't be my voice. This honestly cannot be my voice!' he thought.
"What? I wasn't saying anything!" the guy said startling Squall out of his trance.
"Oh, really?" he said, arching an eyebrow.
"Really!" he replied.
Squall just shrugged and started walking when he heard the voice again. He quickly turned to the guy again. Apparently, the guy wasn't moving his lips.
"She talked to me. Wow, she really is hot…"
Squall is now more confused than ever. Did he just read the guys thoughts? He dispersed all of his confused thoughts and headed towards the stairs again. This time succeeding in avoiding eyes looking his way. He quickly climbed the stairs when he was hit by another voice, this time very familiar…Quistis.
"I wonder where Squall is, I really need to talk to him." she too wasn't moving her lips.
Squall immediately continued his journey. He walked faster when he heard the voice of the most annoying jerk of all, Seifer.
"Where is that Squally-boy?" he heard Seifer say, in his thought, of course.
'Why is everybody looking for me?' he thought.
When he finally reached the elevator he quickly pressed the button F3. When the elevator door finally opened, he went inside and pressed the close button. He finally let out a small sigh escape his mouth as he leaned against the wall. He closed his eyes and pushed all the disturbing thoughts away. It was his way of relaxing. Then, the elevator door opened, forcing Squall to open his eyes. He walked outside and looked around.
"Hello, do I know you?" said a voice nearby, which belongs to the Headmaster Cid.
"Huh? Oh yeah…Hello." 'He' replied.
There was a pause when…
"Umm, and your reason to be here is?" the headmaster said. He was holding a yellow file on one hand and was eyeing 'him'.
"I…uhhh…" he stammered. He was so not good with this stuff.
"Well?"
"Sir, I am Squall Leonhart and well, you see…"
"…" the headmaster's eyes widened.
"Squall Leonhart…I don't recall you being female nor do I recall you being gay."
"Heh, heh…"
There was another pause.
"What happened Squall?"
"Well, I woke up this morning and…you see…I am as confused as you are…"
"I can see that."
He nodded.
"Really confusing. You see, I am a man of knowledge and I assure you that none of this has ever happened. Or maybe…"
"Maybe…?" Squall urged him to go on.
"Wait…" the headmaster started walking to a shelf of books that Squall never knew existed.
He took out a black book and started flipping the pages. When he reached a certain page he whispered small 'yes, yes'…
"Yes, what?"
The headmaster just nodded.
"What are you nodding for?" Squall tried again.
"Squall, look at this…" he held out the book at him.
Squall looked, than a look of confusion flickered on his face, a look of pure disbelieving replaced it, then it turned to utter horror. Then, the look of confusion returned.
"Th-that's me! I mean her! I mean...whatever I mean! I look like her!"
"Yes, you look like 'her'…" the headmaster gently took the book from a shaken Squall because he was almost going to drop it.
"B-but how?" Squall demanded.
"Don't ask me, Squall. I have absolutely no idea how this happened to you. But I suggest you read this book for further information." he handed Squall back the black book.
"Yes, sir."
"I never knew you to be this hysterical." he said with a light laughter.
Squall just growled in response, which sent the headmaster laughing again. Squall gave the headmaster a light glare and walked slowly to the library when the headmaster said something.
"Now that's more like you…"
Squall just gave a small irritated sigh and went inside the elevator.