Hermione was sitting comfortably in her cushioned chair in front of
her computer screen. :: The Internet is a wonderful source to learn about
muggle's viewpoint on the myths and history of magic::, she thought. She
blinked in surprise when a screen name, that she rarely ever saw, appeared
on her screen.
SnidgetSeeker1: Hermione? Do you have a moment?
Books_n_Brains: Sure, Harry. What's up?
SnidgetSeeker1: Have you ever been to Fanfiction.net before?
Books_n_Brains: Uh, no.
Harry then launched into a full explanation of the site's purpose and many different –strange- pairings.
Books_n_Brains: They have me paired with Draco? Snape? Ron? You?
SnidgetSeeker1: Yeah, that's not all… *whistles*
Books_n_Brains: What do you mean??
SnidgetSeeker1: I've seen one or two with you paired with… um…
Books_n_Brains: With who?
SnidgetSeeker1: With Ginny.
Books_n_Brains: WHAT???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!
~*~ At the Fanfiction.net HQ~*~
"Death Eaters! Remember! Not ONE escapes! They must suffer for the disgusting stories they post!"
"Please sir!" one of the employees begged, "We don't post the stories! The authors do! We just work here!"
"Well, I can't go after each and every author that's written about me, now can I? And I must take my rage out on SOMONE!" With that, Voldemort gave a spine chilling, high laugh, causing everyone in the room to shudder.
"Boss!" the vice president of Fanfiction.net yelled into the phone.
"What is it?"
"There are these crazy guys all dressed up in black killing everyone in the office. And some person who's cursing fluently has hacked into the website and is erasing all the Hermione/anyone pairings!"
~*~ Back at Harry's~*~
Harry gave a contented smile. True, this was being pretty mean, but these people deserved it. He directed his attention back to his buddy list. :: Now where's Ron?::
Author's Note: Wow, I got more reviews on this story in less than 24 hours than I got in a month for my other fic. And they were positive too! I expected more flames than Hell possesses for this fic! Just to make it clear, I'm not writing this fic to make fun of, or put down, people who do write those kinds of fics. Whatever floats your boat, just write. I just thought it would be funny to see the reactions of the HP characters if they SAW the fics. Now, thanks goes out to:
Mara456: Lol, glad to hear you like it. I really try to catch my grammar and spelling mistakes.
Madame Mad: =^_^= Glad I could be of service!
Rose Mary Black: I know the feeling, when ya need a short pointless funny one. You're quite welcome!
Lioness Silence: Why thank you! Love the name, by the way.
Maz: Glad to hear you see some of those pairings the way I do. It sorta sickens me to think of Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, etc. It's just wrong.
Harriet: I had planned on stopping after chapter one, but thanks to you the story lives (is that a good or bad thing? o_O) lol, I'll keep writing as long as it's wanted.
Skysong: YAY! I made someone laugh! I made someone laugh!
Terra Evans: Aw, thanks!
Bodie: Crazy stories due tend to be written by crazy people ;-)
Abby: Ooo, the thing with Hermione sounds like a good thing to use for part of the ending… I like, I like…
Cya soon!
SnidgetSeeker1: Hermione? Do you have a moment?
Books_n_Brains: Sure, Harry. What's up?
SnidgetSeeker1: Have you ever been to Fanfiction.net before?
Books_n_Brains: Uh, no.
Harry then launched into a full explanation of the site's purpose and many different –strange- pairings.
Books_n_Brains: They have me paired with Draco? Snape? Ron? You?
SnidgetSeeker1: Yeah, that's not all… *whistles*
Books_n_Brains: What do you mean??
SnidgetSeeker1: I've seen one or two with you paired with… um…
Books_n_Brains: With who?
SnidgetSeeker1: With Ginny.
Books_n_Brains: WHAT???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!
~*~ At the Fanfiction.net HQ~*~
"Death Eaters! Remember! Not ONE escapes! They must suffer for the disgusting stories they post!"
"Please sir!" one of the employees begged, "We don't post the stories! The authors do! We just work here!"
"Well, I can't go after each and every author that's written about me, now can I? And I must take my rage out on SOMONE!" With that, Voldemort gave a spine chilling, high laugh, causing everyone in the room to shudder.
"Boss!" the vice president of Fanfiction.net yelled into the phone.
"What is it?"
"There are these crazy guys all dressed up in black killing everyone in the office. And some person who's cursing fluently has hacked into the website and is erasing all the Hermione/anyone pairings!"
~*~ Back at Harry's~*~
Harry gave a contented smile. True, this was being pretty mean, but these people deserved it. He directed his attention back to his buddy list. :: Now where's Ron?::
Author's Note: Wow, I got more reviews on this story in less than 24 hours than I got in a month for my other fic. And they were positive too! I expected more flames than Hell possesses for this fic! Just to make it clear, I'm not writing this fic to make fun of, or put down, people who do write those kinds of fics. Whatever floats your boat, just write. I just thought it would be funny to see the reactions of the HP characters if they SAW the fics. Now, thanks goes out to:
Mara456: Lol, glad to hear you like it. I really try to catch my grammar and spelling mistakes.
Madame Mad: =^_^= Glad I could be of service!
Rose Mary Black: I know the feeling, when ya need a short pointless funny one. You're quite welcome!
Lioness Silence: Why thank you! Love the name, by the way.
Maz: Glad to hear you see some of those pairings the way I do. It sorta sickens me to think of Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, etc. It's just wrong.
Harriet: I had planned on stopping after chapter one, but thanks to you the story lives (is that a good or bad thing? o_O) lol, I'll keep writing as long as it's wanted.
Skysong: YAY! I made someone laugh! I made someone laugh!
Terra Evans: Aw, thanks!
Bodie: Crazy stories due tend to be written by crazy people ;-)
Abby: Ooo, the thing with Hermione sounds like a good thing to use for part of the ending… I like, I like…
Cya soon!