Arthur Weasley was looking at his new purchase with pride. That's
right folks. His over enthusiasm with muggles caught him. He had an
electric wire and computer installed into his house, and he couldn't be
prouder. Percy was standing in place, shaking his head and making 'tut tut'
noises with his tongue. Mrs. Weasley was eying it suspiciously, and the
trouble twins were already starting to scheme.
"May I try it first dad? Harry or Hermione could be online," Ron said. Hermione had explained to him how to use a computer, and he was eager to try.
"On what line?" Mrs. Weasley asked, looking shocked.
"I mean on the internet?"
"What's an enter net?"
"…"
"Sure, you can try it first," Arthur said, stepping aside. He watched with barely contained excitement as the computer whirred to life when Ron pushed the button. It made a few grinding sounds.
"Is that thing… talking to us?" Percy asked, his eyes wide.
"…" Ron decided it was best to remain silent. Fred and George gave a start at what happened next.
"It's trying to tell us something!" Fred exclaimed as words appeared on the screen.
"Macintosh… does it want us to find someone named Macintosh?" George asked. The whole Weasley family (except Ron) was now waiting with baited breath, watching the black screen closely to see what it would tell them next. Ron could barely contain his amusement. He double clicked on the icon that said "AOL 7.0". A mysterious voice came from the speakers saying 'Welcome, you've got mail!'
Mrs. Weasley beamed at the screen. "Why thank you!" she said. Ron just shook his head, and snorted.
"Now what do we do?" Arthur asked, itching to take a turn after Ron.
"Well, we can use instant message," Ron explained.
"Instant… Message…" Percy said the words slowly, trying them out.
"What does it do?"
"It lets you talk to your friends."
"It transports them HERE?"
"No… *sigh* you'll see in a moment."
Ron had no sooner said that, when a 'deling' sound came from his screen. "Oh, that's Harry!"
"Harry? Where?" Ginny squealed.
SnidgetSeeker1: Ron! You got your new computer installed!
ChudlxyCannons: Yxah! Dad just got it up!
SnidgetSeeker1: Good, cause there's something important I need to tell you. Wait a second… Ron?
ChudlxyCannons: Yxah?
SnidgetSeeker1: What's up with your spelling? Why aren't you using the letter 'e'?
ChudlxyCannons: It's bustxd.
SnidgetSeeker1: Oh… sorry. Anyway, Ron? You remember that website I told you about? The one where people write stories about us?
ChudlxyCannons: Yxp! I was gonna go chxck it out! Why?
SnidgetSeeker1: Well, some of them ARE about US.
Once again, Harry launched into the long explanation and sent a link with an example. When he was done, Ron's face was as red as his hair. Arthur and Molly were fuming, Fred and George were doubled over with laughter, and Percy was muttering curses about muggle devices while covering Ginny's eyes.
"I will not tolerate this!" Arthur declared, the glint in his eyes replaced by a burning angry flame. "All of you! Come now! To the Ministry!"
"HAHAHA! Ickle Ronnykins is doing bad things with the boy who lived!" the twins howled.
ChudlxyCannons: Harry! Frxd and Gxorge arx bxing buggxrs!
SnidgetSeeker1: I have something that'll shut them up…
With that, Harry sent another link to Ron. When he clicked it, it was a fanfic romance between Fred and George. They shut up and stared at it in horror. It was Ron's turn to laugh.
"I will not stand for anymore of this!" Arthur bellowed. "I want each of you in the flying car now! We will inform Minister Fudge about this IMMEDIATELY!" Ron signed off and followed his dad out the door.
Harry grinned from ear to ear. He successfully angered Voldemort, Ron, and Hermione. It was time to move on to Sirius…
Author's Note: And the insanity continues! Did anyone see the notice about the hardware being damaged at Fanfiction.net? Sounds like Voldemort and Hermione weren't fooling around with their destruction… hehe. I'm just asking to get myself kicked off fanfiction.net, aren't I? Thanks go out to:
Aurra Sing: I'm glad you think it's funny! I was afraid it would be more stupid than funny, but looks like I found a balance!
Sasori: Now I hafta go read your DNAngel fic! And yes, Hermione has figured out how to hack.
JCM: Yes, I'm glad I'm not a fanfiction.net employee as well. And why does Voldemort want a computer? The world may never know…
QueenofKink: More is on the way!
Skye Rocket: I'm a genius? Cool! If only I could convince my parents…
Psssst… if you reviewed and your name's not here, it's in the next chapter. So go read! lol
Check again soon to see Sirius' reaction! Bye now!
"May I try it first dad? Harry or Hermione could be online," Ron said. Hermione had explained to him how to use a computer, and he was eager to try.
"On what line?" Mrs. Weasley asked, looking shocked.
"I mean on the internet?"
"What's an enter net?"
"…"
"Sure, you can try it first," Arthur said, stepping aside. He watched with barely contained excitement as the computer whirred to life when Ron pushed the button. It made a few grinding sounds.
"Is that thing… talking to us?" Percy asked, his eyes wide.
"…" Ron decided it was best to remain silent. Fred and George gave a start at what happened next.
"It's trying to tell us something!" Fred exclaimed as words appeared on the screen.
"Macintosh… does it want us to find someone named Macintosh?" George asked. The whole Weasley family (except Ron) was now waiting with baited breath, watching the black screen closely to see what it would tell them next. Ron could barely contain his amusement. He double clicked on the icon that said "AOL 7.0". A mysterious voice came from the speakers saying 'Welcome, you've got mail!'
Mrs. Weasley beamed at the screen. "Why thank you!" she said. Ron just shook his head, and snorted.
"Now what do we do?" Arthur asked, itching to take a turn after Ron.
"Well, we can use instant message," Ron explained.
"Instant… Message…" Percy said the words slowly, trying them out.
"What does it do?"
"It lets you talk to your friends."
"It transports them HERE?"
"No… *sigh* you'll see in a moment."
Ron had no sooner said that, when a 'deling' sound came from his screen. "Oh, that's Harry!"
"Harry? Where?" Ginny squealed.
SnidgetSeeker1: Ron! You got your new computer installed!
ChudlxyCannons: Yxah! Dad just got it up!
SnidgetSeeker1: Good, cause there's something important I need to tell you. Wait a second… Ron?
ChudlxyCannons: Yxah?
SnidgetSeeker1: What's up with your spelling? Why aren't you using the letter 'e'?
ChudlxyCannons: It's bustxd.
SnidgetSeeker1: Oh… sorry. Anyway, Ron? You remember that website I told you about? The one where people write stories about us?
ChudlxyCannons: Yxp! I was gonna go chxck it out! Why?
SnidgetSeeker1: Well, some of them ARE about US.
Once again, Harry launched into the long explanation and sent a link with an example. When he was done, Ron's face was as red as his hair. Arthur and Molly were fuming, Fred and George were doubled over with laughter, and Percy was muttering curses about muggle devices while covering Ginny's eyes.
"I will not tolerate this!" Arthur declared, the glint in his eyes replaced by a burning angry flame. "All of you! Come now! To the Ministry!"
"HAHAHA! Ickle Ronnykins is doing bad things with the boy who lived!" the twins howled.
ChudlxyCannons: Harry! Frxd and Gxorge arx bxing buggxrs!
SnidgetSeeker1: I have something that'll shut them up…
With that, Harry sent another link to Ron. When he clicked it, it was a fanfic romance between Fred and George. They shut up and stared at it in horror. It was Ron's turn to laugh.
"I will not stand for anymore of this!" Arthur bellowed. "I want each of you in the flying car now! We will inform Minister Fudge about this IMMEDIATELY!" Ron signed off and followed his dad out the door.
Harry grinned from ear to ear. He successfully angered Voldemort, Ron, and Hermione. It was time to move on to Sirius…
Author's Note: And the insanity continues! Did anyone see the notice about the hardware being damaged at Fanfiction.net? Sounds like Voldemort and Hermione weren't fooling around with their destruction… hehe. I'm just asking to get myself kicked off fanfiction.net, aren't I? Thanks go out to:
Aurra Sing: I'm glad you think it's funny! I was afraid it would be more stupid than funny, but looks like I found a balance!
Sasori: Now I hafta go read your DNAngel fic! And yes, Hermione has figured out how to hack.
JCM: Yes, I'm glad I'm not a fanfiction.net employee as well. And why does Voldemort want a computer? The world may never know…
QueenofKink: More is on the way!
Skye Rocket: I'm a genius? Cool! If only I could convince my parents…
Psssst… if you reviewed and your name's not here, it's in the next chapter. So go read! lol
Check again soon to see Sirius' reaction! Bye now!