Oliver Wood was currently at his grandparent's house. His Grandpa was
a wizard, but his Grandma was a muggle, so their home was sort of a
combination of both worlds. Normally, Oliver would (A/N: Oliver would.
Oliver wood. Hehe, get it? It's funny! Maybe not.) be playing Quidditch.
Unfortunately, he had been knocked off his broom by two bludgers at once.
He had a broken leg, and until his Grandpa could find a medi witch, he had
to heal the muggle way.
Out of boredom, Oliver had created an sn and learned how to use a
computer. He had found the Harry Potter Official Website, and was having a
blast playing computer Quidditch.
"YES! WE ARE GRYFFINDOR! WE SHALL WIN!" he was hollering at the
screen, just as he managed to block another shot.
SnidgetSeeker1: Hey, Oliver? That you?
Quidditch+Me=Life: Yes. how did you know? Who are you? I LOVE YOUR SCREEN NAME!
SnidgetSeeker1: I knew because you're the only person I know who'd have a screen name like this, plus, you have your name in your profile. This is Harry Potter, and thanks for the complement on my screen name.
Quidditch+Me=Life: HARRY! YOU-ARE-THE-BEST-SEEKER- EVA!!!!!!!! HAIL GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!! WE SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SnidgetSeeker1: That's really nice, Oliver, but we have more important things to talk about! Have you ever been to Fanfiction.net?
Quidditch+Me=Life: I SAID BURRRRRRRRRRRR! IT'S COLD IN HERE! THERE MUST BE SOME LIONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE! I SAID BURRRRRRR! IT'S COLD IN HERE! THERE MUST BE SOME LIONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE!
SnidgetSeeker1: Oliver, cut that out. Look, at Fanfiction.net, people have been writing some stories about us. Mostly, private stories if you get my meaning. It's wrong! It's humiliating! It's sick!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *chants* I ALWAYS BLOCK THE SCORES! I PLAY FOR GRYFFINDOR! I AM THE CAPTAIN WOOD! MY PLAYERS ARE ALL GOOD! WE WILL BEAT SLYTHERIN! FOR THEY COULD NEVER WIN! WE FLY UP IN THE AIR! ADMIRERS ALL STARE!
SnidgetSeeker1: Oliver! Stop! We need to do something about this! They have no right to write about us like that!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *sings to the tune of America the Beautiful* Oh Gryffindor. how brave art thee. better than Slytherin. With robes of gold. and scarlet proud. who always strive to win! Oh, Gryffindor! Oh, Gryffindor! Godric's always with thee! Thou art, so good! My name is Wood! The captain of thy team!!!!!!
SnidgetSeeker1: OLIVER! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *calmly* Harry, Harry, Harry. I have read every word you've typed. I understand your words completely, but.
SnidgetSeeker1: But what?
Quidditch+Me=Life: You can't let every little thing get to you. People will write about us, and not always in a positive manner. You need to view life as a Quidditch game. Sure, a few bludgers may come along and try to get the better of us, but as long as you get that golden snitch in the end, it will be ok.
SnidgetSeeker1: Wow. that actually sounded intelligent.
Quidditch+Me=Life: You see, Harry, all of us have the power of self control in us and lajdlfjlajfldjaf l akjdf;ljafsljl.
SnidgetSeeker1: Huh? What was that last part?
Quidditch+Me=Life: MY GRANDPA'S HOME WITH THE MEDI WITCH! SHE CAN HEAL ME! I CAN PLAY. QUIDDITCH AGAIN! FAREWELL, MY STAR SEEKER! WE WILL MEET AGAIN ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH!
Quidditch+Me=Life: has signed off
Harry leaned back in his chair and gave a frustrated sigh. Oliver hadn't really been affected, apparently. :: Oh well. five out of six isn't too bad I guess. Time to tell Hagrid.::
Author Note: Well, Wood's just slightly obsessed with Quidditch, eh? Ok, I have some issues to post here, so read and add the answers into your review if you want to.
A: I want to keep this fic alive as long as possible before I write the grand finale. So, if any of you have any HP characters that you'd like to see the reaction to that you haven't seen so far, mention them in a review and I'll write a chappie for them. Before you ask, yes, Draco Malfoy will get his own too. But if anyone wants to see anyone else, please let me know.
B: When this is over, would you like me to write a sequel?
C: If you want a sequel, what do you want the theme to be? I could think of a few themes myself, but I first want to see what you all would like to read. If you have a good idea, and I use it, I'll give you a Popsicle. Not really, but you'll get full credit for the genius idea anyway.
D: Ok, as I've mentioned more than once, I do love the Harry gets adopted type fics. I'm a sap. So, if anyone knows a good Sirius gets Harry fic, or even a Snape gets Harry fic please tell me about it! I also like Harry gets turned into a little kid type fics.
Ok, now on to my thanks section. Thanks go out to:
Me123: Yeah, so far Snape was my favorite. I'm hoping that the Final few chapters will have a similar effect.
C-chan: *grins* Would you like me to do Lockhart? Ooo, that would be interesting.
??? Gurl: *laughs* Yes! Ok, I'll work on Lockhart soon, and I'll also take your suggestion ^_^ Everyone who's reading this, remember! Give C-chan and ??? Gurl a big thank you for the Lockhart chapter's existence!
Skye Rocket: lol, don't worry, Harry will leave your fanfics alone. I already had planned on doing Draco, but Dumbledore. hm, now there's an interesting thought.
Ksha2222 aGoddess on her knees: You might not be so far off on your Wood idea. keep that in mind as the end of the story approaches ^_~
Stardust-diva: Thanks! If you have a character idea for a chapter, be sure to let me know!
KAnDy (aka Lightning): Wow, what you did was really kewl! Thanks for e- mailing a review when the review thing was down. It really means a lot to me, and it really helped to motivate me. If there is a sequel to this fanfic, it's gonna be dedicated to you as a reward! (I'll also dedicate it to whoever gives the idea, so it'll have two special people ^_^)
If I get 60 reviews, Hagrid's chapter will come up. If I get something over 60, I'll make the chapter twice as long by joining Hagrid and Draco's into one chapter! So please review!
SnidgetSeeker1: Hey, Oliver? That you?
Quidditch+Me=Life: Yes. how did you know? Who are you? I LOVE YOUR SCREEN NAME!
SnidgetSeeker1: I knew because you're the only person I know who'd have a screen name like this, plus, you have your name in your profile. This is Harry Potter, and thanks for the complement on my screen name.
Quidditch+Me=Life: HARRY! YOU-ARE-THE-BEST-SEEKER- EVA!!!!!!!! HAIL GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!! WE SHALL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SnidgetSeeker1: That's really nice, Oliver, but we have more important things to talk about! Have you ever been to Fanfiction.net?
Quidditch+Me=Life: I SAID BURRRRRRRRRRRR! IT'S COLD IN HERE! THERE MUST BE SOME LIONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE! I SAID BURRRRRRR! IT'S COLD IN HERE! THERE MUST BE SOME LIONS IN THE ATMOSPHERE!
SnidgetSeeker1: Oliver, cut that out. Look, at Fanfiction.net, people have been writing some stories about us. Mostly, private stories if you get my meaning. It's wrong! It's humiliating! It's sick!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *chants* I ALWAYS BLOCK THE SCORES! I PLAY FOR GRYFFINDOR! I AM THE CAPTAIN WOOD! MY PLAYERS ARE ALL GOOD! WE WILL BEAT SLYTHERIN! FOR THEY COULD NEVER WIN! WE FLY UP IN THE AIR! ADMIRERS ALL STARE!
SnidgetSeeker1: Oliver! Stop! We need to do something about this! They have no right to write about us like that!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *sings to the tune of America the Beautiful* Oh Gryffindor. how brave art thee. better than Slytherin. With robes of gold. and scarlet proud. who always strive to win! Oh, Gryffindor! Oh, Gryffindor! Godric's always with thee! Thou art, so good! My name is Wood! The captain of thy team!!!!!!
SnidgetSeeker1: OLIVER! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!
Quidditch+Me=Life: *calmly* Harry, Harry, Harry. I have read every word you've typed. I understand your words completely, but.
SnidgetSeeker1: But what?
Quidditch+Me=Life: You can't let every little thing get to you. People will write about us, and not always in a positive manner. You need to view life as a Quidditch game. Sure, a few bludgers may come along and try to get the better of us, but as long as you get that golden snitch in the end, it will be ok.
SnidgetSeeker1: Wow. that actually sounded intelligent.
Quidditch+Me=Life: You see, Harry, all of us have the power of self control in us and lajdlfjlajfldjaf l akjdf;ljafsljl.
SnidgetSeeker1: Huh? What was that last part?
Quidditch+Me=Life: MY GRANDPA'S HOME WITH THE MEDI WITCH! SHE CAN HEAL ME! I CAN PLAY. QUIDDITCH AGAIN! FAREWELL, MY STAR SEEKER! WE WILL MEET AGAIN ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH!
Quidditch+Me=Life: has signed off
Harry leaned back in his chair and gave a frustrated sigh. Oliver hadn't really been affected, apparently. :: Oh well. five out of six isn't too bad I guess. Time to tell Hagrid.::
Author Note: Well, Wood's just slightly obsessed with Quidditch, eh? Ok, I have some issues to post here, so read and add the answers into your review if you want to.
A: I want to keep this fic alive as long as possible before I write the grand finale. So, if any of you have any HP characters that you'd like to see the reaction to that you haven't seen so far, mention them in a review and I'll write a chappie for them. Before you ask, yes, Draco Malfoy will get his own too. But if anyone wants to see anyone else, please let me know.
B: When this is over, would you like me to write a sequel?
C: If you want a sequel, what do you want the theme to be? I could think of a few themes myself, but I first want to see what you all would like to read. If you have a good idea, and I use it, I'll give you a Popsicle. Not really, but you'll get full credit for the genius idea anyway.
D: Ok, as I've mentioned more than once, I do love the Harry gets adopted type fics. I'm a sap. So, if anyone knows a good Sirius gets Harry fic, or even a Snape gets Harry fic please tell me about it! I also like Harry gets turned into a little kid type fics.
Ok, now on to my thanks section. Thanks go out to:
Me123: Yeah, so far Snape was my favorite. I'm hoping that the Final few chapters will have a similar effect.
C-chan: *grins* Would you like me to do Lockhart? Ooo, that would be interesting.
??? Gurl: *laughs* Yes! Ok, I'll work on Lockhart soon, and I'll also take your suggestion ^_^ Everyone who's reading this, remember! Give C-chan and ??? Gurl a big thank you for the Lockhart chapter's existence!
Skye Rocket: lol, don't worry, Harry will leave your fanfics alone. I already had planned on doing Draco, but Dumbledore. hm, now there's an interesting thought.
Ksha2222 aGoddess on her knees: You might not be so far off on your Wood idea. keep that in mind as the end of the story approaches ^_~
Stardust-diva: Thanks! If you have a character idea for a chapter, be sure to let me know!
KAnDy (aka Lightning): Wow, what you did was really kewl! Thanks for e- mailing a review when the review thing was down. It really means a lot to me, and it really helped to motivate me. If there is a sequel to this fanfic, it's gonna be dedicated to you as a reward! (I'll also dedicate it to whoever gives the idea, so it'll have two special people ^_^)
If I get 60 reviews, Hagrid's chapter will come up. If I get something over 60, I'll make the chapter twice as long by joining Hagrid and Draco's into one chapter! So please review!