Ok, ok, I know that this isn't a real update, so please don't report me! What I'm writing to say is that I'm back from the dead – check out my profile to see what's up and to vote on which fic gets fixed and updated first! It's in your hands right now, so let me know what you want and I'll do my best to deliver. Again, sorry for the excruciatingly long wait and, as soon as I know how many people want what, I'll have something new for you. It'll be here before Christmas if I get feedback!