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Cookie Jar VI.

Seto was... was...

He picked up his phone and hit speed dial.

?: "Hello, Mr. Kaiba. How are you doing this morning?"

Kaiba: Going straight to the point, there's a website that contains contains misleading information about me. I want to press chargers.

Attorney: Let me see what I can do for you, sir. Let me just open up my internet browser. What is the website?

Kaiba: Fanfiction dot net.

Attorney: Thank you, sir... Let me just type your name in their search engine. I understand sir. Let me check to see if any other company has prosecuted charges. I will call you right back sir.

Kaiba hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later...

Attorney: Sir, it looks to me another famous company has prosecuted charges but lost the case.

Kaiba: Who might that be?

Attorney:...

Kaiba: You know my lack of patience or else.

Attorney: Sir, it's-

Riiiiiing... Riiiiiiing...

She turned her chair around to check her caller id. She rose her right eyebrow and wondered why the great dragon was calling her. Contracting with him would not be a bad idea. Picking up her phone she replied.

?: Capsule Corporation, this is Bulma Briefs speaking, how many I help you?

Kaiba: I never would have thought to speak to you, but the time as come.

Bulma: Kaiba, how are you?

Kaiba: Never been better. I understand you lost a case before.

Bulma: Ahhh.. you're talking about that website.

Kaiba: Yes.

Bulma: Well, my idiot husband thought by blasting my computer the first time that he defeated the website. However, when he found out by going with my daughter shopping one day, he saw a computer cafe. So, without warning everyone, he blasted the cafe. I swear I married to a man who has something up his ass all the time.

Kaiba: And you ended compensating the cafe?

Bulma: I had no choice, but I did get after him. We went to speak to my attorney, and they got hold of the website's owners and lawyers as well. Went to court and losing the case was one of the most humiliating experience in my life.

Kaiba: That is embarrassing.

Bulma: The authors didn't want money, but they made a good observation that if the site was taken down, we would lose not only businesses, but fan base as well.

Kaiba: What made your husband ticked off the first time?

Bulma: Vegeta? Well, you know how there's a rated M on the filters? He clicked on it and every summary had lemons. That the authors thought Vegeta and I had some crazy thing about lemons, which made absolutely no sense, until I started doing a little digging. Then, I found out what the authors were talking about it. Don't get me wrong the stories are pretty sexy.

Kaiba: Too much information, Mrs. Briefs. I don't need you filling in on your escapades.

Bulma: What? You make it sound like you're a... -pause-...

Kaiba: What's with the pause?

Bulma: Have you at least read one of the rated M stories?

Kaiba: No, I just read the summaries, and they all contain the word lemon. I swear these authors might need to go to therapy since it's just an illusion.

Bulma: An illusion that may never happen?

Kaiba: Yes.

Bulma: Kaiba, don't tell me you're inexperienced in that department?

Kaiba: Explain.

Bulma: Holy DRAGONBALL!

Kaiba: WHAT?!

Bulma: Kaiba, have you ever had a girlfriend in your entire some ought years?

Kaiba: No. Never. I was not allowed since the old man forbid it. I'm currently staying at a girl's apartment who is an... -pause-... acquaintance.

Bulma: Kaiba, are you teasing her?

Kaiba: Tease?

Bulma: No wonder a lot of people think you're such an ass. You're just like Vegeta. Kaiba, has this acquaintance of yours blushed?

Kaiba: Yes, and a lot. These authors make me sound like an ass.

Bulma: You're such a tease. The acquaintance likes you if she keeps continue to blush like that... Yeah, the authors know you inside out.

Kaiba: So, that's what tease means? The acquaintance probably has fevers. I may be a jerk, but not an ass.

Bulma: Kaiba, you need to get laid.

Kaiba: -pause-...

Bulma: Awww... cat got your tongue?

Kaiba: Ahem.

Bulma: Well, getting back to the subject. Whatever you do don't file a lawsuit. Those authors get what they want.

Kaiba: I'll keep that in mind.

Bulma: Kaiba, if you need anything don't hesitate to call.

Kaiba: This conversation is over.

Bulma: Likewise.

"Who was that, Woman?" she heard a pissed off saiyan looking down at her.

"Why hello to you too, Vegeta. That was Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporation. Turns out he's a virgin," Bulma laughed.

"Ha! That's hiliarious!" Vegeta laughed along with her.

Seto Kaiba was out and about because he needed some "air". The summaries caught him off guard and from what appeared before him was Shizuka looking through a glass window. Staring at her from afar, he noticed her sad expression. A girl bumped into her and smirked, "Well, well, well if it isn't the pauper."

Shizuka looked up to see the infamous trio... Otogi's cheerleaders. Seto started walking towards them bumping all of them on purpose.

"I can tell the dice-boy what you did just right now," Seto came to the rescue as he grabbed Shizuka's bags. Shizuka blushed and wondered why Seto wasn't resting.

"Let's get out of here," one said as they both walked away upset.

"Kaiba, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be resting? Thank you for helping me, but I can take my bags," she reached but Seto pulled back.

"I needed some air, plus, I'm getting hungry. By the way, how come you didn't tell me you went shopping?" they started to walk together. Everyone surrounding them slowed their pace since they were shocked to see Kaiba carrying the lady's bag.

"Kaiba, with the money I make, I can't afford luxury items like you. I don't think you would like coming with me to shops that are ¥2,000 and under," she said truthfully.

Kaiba stayed quiet. He had no idea what to say.

"I have one more shop to go to, but I'll meet you back at my apartment. Let me take-,"

"Where?" he asked enjoying her company even though he'll never admit it.

"It's pretty embarrassing," her cheeks redden.

Kaiba wonder if Briefs was right about she liking him. It was only the second day that they met, and Shizuka has been so generous so far.

"Just tell me," he was curious to know.

She waved her to come close to her and whispered in his ear. His cheeks were hot for the second time.

Pardon my grammar.

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Preview of CJ 7:

Kaiba had a good reason not to enter the store that Shizuka went in. However, he noticed a few men did the same as he did. It was uncomfortable, and the idea of reading a rated M summary was making him more curious about lemons.