Sorry for not updating anything in a while. Been busy, especially this weekend: A friend stayed round Friday night and we watched Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (awesome film), then the next day my Cousin, Aunt and Grandma came up, so my cousin and I were up all night eating junk food and watching Hot Fuzz (also an awesome film). Then yesterday I met up with some friends and we all went to the movies to see Run Fatboy Run (A quite good film).

Now: It seems some people may have missed the point of that last oneshot. There's no way in hell I would actually put a GodzillaxMiki pairing in here. I do draw a line somewhere. I wanted to see whether people thought that story in itself showed such a pairing. Kind of a personality test, I guess.

Next point: Kendell requested a story about Anguirus or Rodan. I would do that, except there's not much to tell about before they encountered Godzilla, and anything afterwards would just spoil the series. So that may happen further down the line.

What we have here, then, is something light-hearted: 18 fun facts about my "Kaiju Wars" universe. Some of these I think would be good as oneshots, but I just thought this would be fun. They have nothing to do with anything, they're just a quick joke, in some cases something slightly more serious. Enjoy!

Godzilla is © Toho

18 THNGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT G-FORCE

1. Miyuki once sang 'I believe in a thing called love', naked, while extremely drunk. Miki has a photo of this, used as blackmail material under dire circumstances.

2. Miki is banned for life from the local zoo. Nobody (including her) seems to know what happened, save that it involved Godzilla, an Orca, three crocodiles, a pair of tigers, four orang-utans, a monkey and a pretzel vender.

3. Try as he might, Kazama has never, in all the years they have known each other, beaten Takuya's record for completing Metal Gear Solid 2.

4. The members of G-Force once held a poll amongst themselves without Akane knowing, to determine who they felt was scarier: Akane or Godzilla. Akane won with one hundred percent of the votes.

5. Kazama is actually an amazing cook. Whenever he cooks, Miki has her hands extremely full trying to prevent Godzilla from eating the kitchen.

6. Takuya, as a child, had a fear of reptiles. Great steps were made to cure this by Godzilla saving G-Force from Hedorah.

7. Though his diet consists primarily of fish, Godzilla is also fond of Doritos and Dr. Pepper.

8. Miyuki has had strong feelings for Osaki for some time, but believes he has fallen for Akane due to the amount of time he spends sparring with her.

9. Miki is trying to teach Godzilla to brush his teeth. This has had little-to-no success.

10. Kazama once tried to train Godzilla to breathe fire at flashing lights in order to direct him to attack the vulnerable points of enemy monsters. This seemed like a good idea, until Godzilla swam past a lighthouse. That was the last of that.

11. Kazama also tried to teach Godzilla to roar at the sound of a horn. Within a minute, the horn was in Godzilla's stomach.

12. Osaki has had strong feelings for Miyuki for some time, but believes she has fallen for Takuya due to the amount of time she spends working with him.

13. Kazama's pride and joy was once his 1965 Mustang. Unfortunately, one day he went shopping, bought some fish and left it in the car, which was promptly eaten by Godzilla.

14. Miki had very strong feelings for someone at the school she used to attend. She still has a piece of paper with ideas on how she was going to ask the person out.

15. There is a cult in Central Asia that believes monsters to be Gods in flesh-and-blood forms, and that Godzilla is the herald of a new age. As such, they also believe Miki is the messiah and worship her as the "High Priestess of the New Age of God-Beasts". God only knows what Miki would think of this if she found out.

16. Kazama once started taking bets on Godzilla's fights. Takuya threatened to tell the others until Kazama agreed to cut him in. Thus far, they have made a loti of money.

17. Kazama once bet Miki five hundred yen that Godzilla would not drink and entire tanker full of Dr. Pepper. Kazama lost five hundred yen.

18. Miki once came up with the idea to contain giant monsters on an island in the South Pacific so that they could be studied, and named her idea 'Monster Island'. Akane thinks thus is the dumbest thing she has ever heard.