Chapter 5

NARUTO'S POV-

"Twilight, look at me? What did we talk about in class? You're weight should be evenly distributed. You have to throw off the back foot. Don't throw at her. Throw through her!" *Thump*

*Cheering and laughter*

"Pfft, hahahaha, ok that was pretty funny! Hahahaha!" I laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha!" Sasuke laughed along with me.

'Wow it had that effect to make him laugh; must have been pretty good.'

I was pretty surprised. We were actually having a good time no fighting, quarreling, and even swearing. I thought it would be a lot different; I thought I would be the cause for it being different or we being together would be awkward, but no weird or awkward moments what so ever.

Even though Bad Teacher is a pretty weird and awkward movie, no scratch that, it's more immature if anything else, it wasn't until the whole sex, er, grinding scene that things got tense between me and Sasuke.

Its bad enough I had gotten that boner from the dream, that Sasuke just had to be in and I still haven't relieved myself yet, so the feelings are still there.

I tried to focus on the movie and forget about my surroundings, but my mind ended up wandering off and thinking back on the dream. Thinking about that was not the brightest thing to do, but with the subject in mind and plastered on the TV screen, what else was I suppose to do?

I tried to hide the discomfort as much as possible from Sasuke, but it wasn't easy since he sat in front, but diagonally from me. I shifted so I wasn't sitting crisscrossed anymore, but sat with my knees touching and my dick facing the opposite way from Sasuke.

I was afraid to look down at Sasuke and I know he was looking at me; I could feel his eyes on me. I just kept staring at the screen, but ended up looking past the screen and my eyes wandered the room. I looked at the coffee table then to the lamp beside the couch and down at the flooring and the walls. I looked back down at the floor and I guess spaced out thinking nothing but the lines on the floor boards.

"..ruto. Naruto, hey! Can you hear me? Naruto!"

SASUKE'S POV-

Ok this is getting pretty awkward. I mean the movie and his shifting, it's obvious he is gonna have a boner. But it's only natural. I think it has more to do with what happened this afternoon though.

'Figures as much.'

I know if I turn around and look at him he is just gonna freak out, not to mention I can see him through the corner of my eye. He keeps shifting and his face is flush red. His eyes are roaming everywhere but me or the TV. Either he noticed me staring or he's trying to take his attention off the TV.

'This tension needs to stop…now!'

"Naruto can you hear me, Naruto!" I turned around and stood up so I was facing him in the eyes. I waved my hand in front of him and he seemed to come to.

"Ah, Sasuke. Y-yes." He said while fidgeting. He's still nervous and red. He won't look into my eyes directly.

"I asked if you were hungry. Geez pay attention when someone is talking to you! And your face is all red, is that because we were watching clothed porn in a movie? Heh, thought so you perv!" *Smirk* I said while turning around and headed for the kitchen, grinning and waited for his remark.

"WHAT THE FUCK Sasuke! I don't like those types of things so I distracted myself from watching it, is all. Bastard! Teme!" He jumped up from his spot and balled his fist while yelling at me, his face a deeper shade of red than before.

'Hahaha he's quick to judge, but so am I to tell the truth.'

"Oh really then if that was the case you could have asked to fast-forward instead of enduring the embarrassment." I said smirking and looked right in his eyes. I wanted to look down to see, I really did, but I didn't want to hear the nagging plus now's not the time to bring it up. I'll wait for the right time.

"Tch I'm hungry. Let's eat." Naruto said, changing the subject.

"Ok, but wash up first. You are gonna help me make it." I said pointing to the bathroom. I know he won't try anything between now and dinner time, but we'll see after. He'll have to make the first move.

"Hmpf, fine." He pouted and stormed off to the bathroom.

'Heh can't wait.'

NARUTO'S POV-

Damn. I can't believe he did that. I'm so fucking embarrassed. Shit, I wasn't even thinking about the movie and I got a fucking boner, Damnit!

I was pissed at Sasuke, but decided to use the restroom before we started fixing dinner. I closed the door and locked it, before turning around and looking at myself in the mirror. I really was all red; my cheeks looked like they were on fire. I sighed and turned on the water to wash my face with the cool water. I stole a quick glance at myself and felt the urge to cry. Crying won't help, but it releases the sad, anger inside.

'My feelings; I don't know how to control them. What am I going to do?'

I dried my face and waited about ten minutes before leaving to calm my boner.

'Damn, twice today I've gotten a boner and I can't do shit! I'll just have to wait till the time is right.'

I took a deep breath and walked into the kitchen singing,"Sasuke~ what do you want me to do?" But what I didn't expect was to see Sasuke in an apron, hair clipped back and half covered in baking powder.

"In a minute you will." Sasuke said smiling back at me.

'SHIT! This is NOT good!'

"S-sasuke I-i'm gonna go, um, go see what's on TV!" I nervously smiled and backed into the living room and when I was out of sight from Sasuke, I ran straight to the bathroom again.

'Why does this keep fucking happening to me! What the fuck did I do?!'

"Shit, ok, ok. I just have to NOT think about him or it. Yeah I just have to find something else to occupy my mind. Yeah, like, the dinner. Yeah that will work, I think." I whispered to myself in front of the mirror.

I washed my face for the second time and headed for the kitchen.

"Naruto, are you ready? I need your hel-mpf!"

"S-Sasuke!"

"Ouch! Watch were you're going usuratonkachi! Huh, what's wrong?" Sasuke looked right into my eyes and realized the situation we were in. "Shit. This is my fault, sorry."

When Sasuke rounded the corner from his kitchen, I was heading into the kitchen and must not have seen him coming. That resulted in both of us crashing into one another, though one of us would have and did go one way while the other followed. Hence Sasuke crashing into me and me falling onto the floor with Sasuke falling right into my lap; looking as if he is straddling me.

"Oh, um, don't worry." I blinked and looked away to stare at the floor and to cover my flush face."Um…would you mind…getting off of me now?" I said feeling the heat rush to my face.

"Oh! Yes, again watch were you're going, tch," Sasuke said standing up and walked back to the kitchen as if nothing happened, "by the way I still need help in here."

"Um, yeah I'll help." I said standing up and carefully followed Sasuke. "Just tell me what to do."

SASUKE'S POV-

"Ok first things first, I need you to boil water in this pan. Here." I said grabbing the second to largest pan I could find and handed it to him.

"Ok." He nodded, grabbed the pan and stared pouring the water into the large pan.

I sighed and grabbed the meat from the fridge thinking back to just moments ago.

'I don't get it. How can he act so normal even after being so close like that? I mean I was sitting right on his dick! *Blush* Urg, I can't think about that right now. I'm the one who's going to get a boner instead of that damn knucklehead! Still I can't blame him for getting one earlier.'

I watched him for a couple of minutes while cutting up the meat into fine, but still chunky pieces.

He had set the pot of water onto the stove and carefully watched the water boil. I smiled and turned back to cutting, when I felt that the water was successfully boiled I turned around to find Naruto still staring into the pot of boiling water. But he was also fidgeting as well as a flush face.

'Arg, what could it be this time?' I thought looking at him a few seconds then looking back to the chunky meat and said, "You know, when the water has been properly boiled you can start filling the pot with raw pasta noodles. They're in the pantry."

I thought I could feel him looking at me the second I wasn't looking.

"Oh, right. Thanks." Naruto said heading toward the pantry. He rummaged through the pantry a bit before actually finding the noodles. He walked back, opened the box and carefully started pouring the stiff noodles into the boiling water.

I sighed while washing my hands and opened the drawer beside me that held the can opener I was thankful to own after Kakashi told me about them. He may not look it but he is an amazing housewife. He's always looking after and cooking for his boyfriend, Iruka-sensei. He's the one who taught me how to cook as well.

"Um do I cook all of the noodles?" Naruto asked in mid- pour so he'd be sure to do right in case he did not have to cook all of it.

"Heh, yes." I said, chuckling to myself.

'Soo cute, hehehe.'

He kept pouring until the box was empty and took a spoon from the counter and started stirring the noodles.

I quickly, but carefully opened the can of tomato sauce and dumped it into the pan I grabbed from the pantry. I threw the chunky meat into the sauce and claimed a space near the other pot already on the stove.

I turned my side of the stove on and stirred the sauce. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Naruto glancing at me then quickly look down at the pot and start stirring again.

He did this three or four times until I sighed and glared at him then asked, "What…are you doing?"

He looked surprised, but gave his response, "Oh, um I-I thought you…you had something on your face." He wiped my cheek free from nothing,"…Got it."

I closed my eyes and forced down the urge to do one of two things: pounce like a puma and rape him or punch him in the nose.

I opened my eyes and smirked. Naruto's face was closer to mine than before, I know he was hesitant on kissing me but he was still thinking of it. I quickly swiped the little sauce that was on the spoon and lightly smushed it in Naruto's face.

"Ack! What the fuck Sasuke!" Naruto shrieked, backing up while trying to clean his face.

"Heh, why should you have all the fun?" I chuckled and not a moment later felt a slimy, warm substance upon my face. I blinked and realized what Naruto just threw at my face.

"Hahaha, isn't it fun Sasuke? Getting a semi-cooked noodle flung at your face!? Hahah-" Naruto said laughing, but stopped as soon as I splattered a spoonful of sauce across his chest and chin, some may have gotten onto the floor and countertop - but I'll worry about that later.

"Naruto!"

"Sasuke!"

It became a full on food fight after that. None of the pastas nor powders were safe from our hands. Anything that was of food substance was thrown and that's when I forgot about the powder. Without thinking I grabbed the pitcher of water and splashed Naruto with the contents inside the pitcher.

"Hahah- oh!" I said as I stared at him and he stared at me, then he stared at the minefield around us.

"Tch. I'm sorry Sasuke for making such a mess. I'll clean this up and order something to eat. Please take a bath before me." Naruto apologized but only looked at the floor and pieces of food but never looked up.

"Naruto," I started, setting the pitcher down and slowly walked toward him, "none of this is your fault; I'm the one who started it. Please take the bath while I clean this up. I'll-"

Naruto rose in anger then burst out, "Don't you get it! I've already caused you so much trouble! Ah! No, no,"

"What are you talking about? What trouble have you caused?" I asked concerned.

'I really don't understand. I want to know more about him; to communicate with him better.'

"No, ah, no it's nothing. Please forget what I said, I-I wasn't thinking and I might need that bath more than I think, t-to clear my head; to relax, yeah, heh." He stuttered nervously and backed away, quickly running into the bathroom.

"…*sigh*…ok"

'I wonder what he meant by that…"I've already caused you so much trouble!" What trouble could he possibly know of? Tch.'

NARUTO'S POV-

'Ahhh , this…feels…wonderful~'

After that little episode with Sasuke I locked myself in the bathroom and started running the bath. I peeled my clothes off and stuck them in a bucket full of water to get the chunks of food and powder off. I got into the bath and scrubbed most of the half-cooked spaghetti out of my hair and off my body.

I thought about Sasuke again and blushed from thinking of his face being cover by sauce and noodles.

OKAY~. I made that sound really dirty and I can't think like that until I have time alone- wait, alone?

'I'm in the bath aren't I? I have time alone! It's not like he'll walk in or listen because I'm in the bath, right? Then, then that means I can…keep thinking about that dream. *BLUSH!* what am I thinking I have to do this quick, ok'

I put my hand on my thigh and flinched from the light touch. I moved closer to my crotch and lightly brushed against it. I, ever so lightly, gripped the base and began to pump-

*Knock, knock*

"Naruto, hurry up. I need to shower and get out before the delivery guy comes."

*Splash, splash**Thump**Bang*

"Um, is everything ok in there? Naru-"

"Ah, y-yeah everything's fine. J-just dropped the shampoo is all, hahaha. Oh and I'll be out in a few then, thanks Sasuke." He left after that while I sat there, embarrassed.

'What would he have done if he found out what I was really doing?'

Every time I do something like this that question roams my mind, at times I try to find an answer but come up with different possibilities each time; out comes that will never become reality.

SASUKE'S POV-

Naruto came out of the bathroom shortly after I knocked on the door.

'I really hope he didn't try anything while he was in there. Damn him and his alone time, I will get you when the time is right.'

Considering his clothes were up for the menu, I lent him clean clothes to wear. I had to fight the urge to not pound him while he was dripping with water as well as shirtless. Not to mention he was going to use my boxers as well as shorts and my tank top. Oh god, I have to wait. Just wait.

"Um…thanks again for letting me use your shower and your clothes. I'm sorry for the mess, hehe. I'll clean it up." Naruto said rubbing the back of his neck and smiled. I nearly melted.

I looked away and shoved the clothes into his arms, "Just go get dressed before you catch a cold. And don't worry about the kitchen, it's all cleaned up. I've gotta go shower before the delivery guy gets here."

"Oh. What did you order?" Naruto asked, ears perked.

'Jeez, I bet he's ready to eat a hundred bowls of ramen.'

"Your favorite…" I smiled and saw the twinkle in his eyes.

"Hooray for ramen!" He threw up his arms and shouted.

I laughed at his reaction and started to walk out of the room.

"Why in hell would I order that crap!? Hahaha…but you'll be happy. And by the way it's pizza." I stated and closed the door to the bathroom behind me. I could still hear him yelling at me through the door.

"What the fuck, Sasuke! It better be ramen flavored pizza! You'll pay for this if it isn't!"

"Ooh~ and what do I get if it is?" I teased him from inside the bathroom.

'Damn, I wish I could see his reaction.'

"Tch…you still won't get shit!..." He exclaimed, but didn't say anything after that.

I sighed and dumped my clothes into the bucket of water, along with his, and jumped into the shower. I let the warm water pour over my body and wash away the powder and food particles. I thought about the past two days and how Naruto's been acting weird.

'Well no duh…it's the 6th anniversary since that day. That same day…it was all too much. I wanted to surprise him and make him feel wanted, since no one actually acknowledged that it was his birthday.'

'Well I'll have to see how he takes it this time. I don't want him to hate me anymore than he does; I think that would crush me even more than it already has. When he rejected me it stung more than what the slap in the face did. While I scared him as well, and pushed so much misery onto him. That's why I feel so bad and I want to help him out; he's always been alone and rejected from society many times before, even now. I've had my share of loneliness, but Naruto has held that for far too long.'

I got out of the shower and looked in the mirror and realized my eyes were all red. I guess I had started crying without really acknowledging that fact. The memories started flooding back to me; the ones of my seven year-old self learning that I'll never have a family again. I gritted me teeth and bawled my fist, but held back the anger inside me toward the low-life that killed the ones who were so precious.

'Tch…I haven't thought about this for a while and I shouldn't while Naruto is here. I have to get dressed and pay the pizza guy.'

~ TO BE CONTINUED ~