ok err yeah next chapter and i have no idea on how Eva or Sparda are like to i baised them on people i know but not saying who.

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2.

Father - Sons talk

Sparda paused before entering his home. He could plainly hear Dante's voice calling out insults and hurling swear words towards Vergil. In return Vergil used his own skill of highly acquired punctuation to confuse Dante with large words.

The demon lord looked behind him awkwardly. A new family had moved in across the street. It was a huge boost to the street community and a rare thing to see. He had counted the wife and husband but though there was evidence of children he couldn't see them. To be honest he wasn't surprised, with the recent victims of demon brutality the children could have been rushed into the house first.

Typically Eva had gone down to introduce herself and chin wag. Sparda envied her undying confidence to interact with others, but then she was a human while he was a demon in human form. With a sigh, the devil walked through the door and stared inat the aftermath of a battle.

The remains of the bagel where smeared across every wall. Depressions in the walls, ceiling and floor where clearing imprints of Dante as Vergil had slammed his body into them.

At that moment in time the twins where at a face off. Either end of the room, both intending to win. Sparda had to agree that a little competition was healthy for half-breed types like his sons but he noticed the immaculate damage to his cabinet of swords and trophies. The ancient mahogany wood was split and chipped. One of the glass windows had been smash and a handle ripped off. Not to mention the bagel was all over ancient steel.

The Demon's blue aura fire began to surround him and he closed the door. Dante and Vergil hadn't yet seen their father so obviously ignored him. They both gave a war cry and charged. As they almost collided both twins found themselves unable to move.

"So!" bellowed their father. "Would one of you kindly explain what the hell is happening here?"

The brothers exchanged looks.

"It was his fault!" they said together. "No it wasn't! Yes it was! SHUT UP!"

"You know what I don't care." sighed Sparda his index finger pointing at the boys. "Yeah I agree that you can have your squabbles and your fights will cause damage because of you demon heritage." Sparda's tone suddenly changed. "But when you mess with the last bagel there's hell to pay!"

"Hey look, Dad!" laughed Dante uneasily. "Give us a break we didn't realise you wanted it too. If you did we would have waited till we started fighting for it."

Their father nodded sympathetically.

"Yes father." added Vergil. "It's all just a big misunderstanding we can sort this out the civilised way by have a communion and discus the situation."

"Will you please talk English?" Dante huffed.

Vergil rolled his eyes. "Beside Dante started the fight."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

"Boys…I don't care who started it coz I'm gonna finish it." said Sparda and he flicked his index finger.

The twins shot up through the roof of the house and continued to go up.

well some extreme parent offspring fightin but wat do you expect...

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