THE UPDATE AT LAST...
first a message to the recent reviewers and regulars...
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wow lots of reviews and i am greatfull. enjoy this chapter...i dont think it as funny as the last lot but it will get better as i do more chapters.
ENJOY!
Knock at the door
Eva was content in her little womanly world of fantasy as she cleaned and cooked. One would have thought maybe she was pleased with the sound beating that both Dante and Sparda got, but that was not the case. She was so lost in her dream in fact, she didn't notice Dante slip into the kitchen, grab a beer and then slip out again. She also didn't notice another fight had started, but this time it was over the remote control for the TV.
Humming a sweet tune, she walked gracefully past her squabbling boys and upstairs.
After a long pause. Dante flicked his head to get his hair out of his eyes.
"Hey Vergil haven't you notice something wrong with our old lady?" he winced as Vergil tightened his sleep hold and gurgled.
"Yes I have." Vergil flexed with a smile. "I wonder what the matter is."
Dante dug his elbows into his brother's side and proceeded to pin him to the ground and sit comfortably on the hold.
"Come to think of it I haven't Dad around." he said thoughtfully.
Vergil's spine clicked in several places as he jolted his frame to his knees and then rammed Dante's head through a trophy cabinet.
"You are right."
Several more minuets past and the twins lost interest in beating the crap out of each other.
"Its no fun when mom doesn't tell us off." sighed Dante flicking through a magazine.
"I agree."
As an odd and eerie peace fell over the Sparda house hold, the main lord of the house entered.
"What up pop?" asked Dante?
His father dropped his helmet and flopped into his armchair. He looked tiered, andwashed out.
"May I inquire of your day?" Vergil asked as he seated himself at the antique piano that had recently been bought to the house.
Dante turned to look as his brother with a raised lip. "Huh? What are you a freak?"
Sparda sighed and yawned.
"Anyway pop. Mom's acting really weird lately. She keeps humming and no matter what we do she don't tell us off." said Dante. "Which i guess is a good thing, in a way."
The twins watched their father's interest grow.
"Yeah! What does she hum?" he asked sitting forward.
"I dunno it's like all weird and hymn like stuff."
"She is basically ignoring us." added Vergil.
"Hello! Earth to Vergil I just said that like ages ago keep up with the convo!"
Vergil brushed Dante's comment aside and continued.
"I believe mother is pregnant."
"Gross you knocked mom up again? Sick dad just sick."
Sparda stood bolt upright."Oh shit!" His face pale with fear and eyes wide in shock.
"Boys! I suggest you make your selves as scarce as possible till its confirmed." he said. "You see when pregnant with you she killed me several times. She has really, really bad mood swings." he paused and breathed in deeply. "Luckily I planned ahead and your Aunt Gladdis is waiting for you outside."
"So that's why you look like shit…" Dante paused as the name went through his mind. "WHAT! Dad please reconsider. Anybody but aunt Gladdis. Do you know what she like?" cried Dante.
"She's here now waiting for us outside." asked Vergil nervously.
Aunt Gladdis wasn't really an aunt but a close friend of Eva's. She was one of those women who believed children between the age of 0-20 was cute and would, if allowed, spend her every waking moment squeezing cheeks and wiping invisible dirt with a tongue licked hanky.
This woman was short and didn't really have the look to make the demonic half-breeds shake in their boots. But having spent their whole lives hiding from her, she was a human, bald, wig wearing, makeup smeared, blue eye shadowed, red lipstick wearing demon.
Gladdis also had her own set twins around the same time Eva did. However these twins where non-identical and a boy/girl set. They where spoilt, fat and hated Dante and Vergil.
There was a knock at the door. Sparda stood to open it. Dante grabbed his fathers arm and strained to pull him back.
"DAD! NOOOOOOO!" he cried.
Vergil stood to take this horror and death bringing threat like a man and with honour while Dante pulled and pulled.
The younger twins efforts were no use.
"Sparda!" came the cheerful but impatient tone of Gladdis from the other side of the door. "Time is a wasting my good friend."
"Hold on Gladdis I'll be right there!" called Sparda.
"Well I haven't got all day. I do believe that Dante and Vergil are probably dying to see me. Precious things they are."
Dante died there and then. Sparda felt his son release him and he gripped the handle. He turned his head to look at his horror stricken sons and mouthed 'Sorry!' and opened the door.
i dunno if you guy's have these type of aunt's people person thing but i kinda do.
this is like the beginning chapter of a series that should be ok with humour and maybe some friggin romance/tragidy stuff if people want it. i have ideas but surgestions on romance and stuff would be helpful
sorry again for the delay in writtin an update.
R&R for me please lovin ya'z baddly if ya do.