I've been wanting to do this for some time. Well, at least since yesterday's Naruto episode!

Otulia: Enjoy! Remember, Sasuke isn't ours! He's just a character on Naruto, which we also don't own!

Sasuke Meets Kinkatia's Temper

Sasuke was lying in the tree, unable to move, the curse mark spreading over his body. Thankfully, Naruto had shown up with Sakura and Pakkun just in time to save him from Gaara.

While Naruto was keeping Gaara busy, Sakura helped Sasuke to his feet. She wanted to get him away quickly. But that wasn't going to happen just yet.

Why, you ask? Well, because Kinkatia suddenly showed up, looking very angry. Everyone but Gaara was momentarily stunned by her sudden appearance in a poof of very shiny confetti. As Naruto was staring blankly, Gaara moved to attack him.

"Hold it right there, Gaara, or face my wrath!" Kinkatia commanded, and something in her voice made him comply. Literally. The power in her voice froze him to the spot, and he couldn't move a muscle no matter how hard he struggled. Not to mention his vocal cords had been temporarily decommissioned.

Now Kinkatia turned to Sasuke, who was now standing on his own, without Sakura's help. "Sasuke," she sighed, shaking her head. "You've done a very stupid thing. Why didn't you take what Kakashi told you more seriously?"

"I had to use Chidori again," he said. "I didn't have a choice."

"Yes, you did. You could have run away." Kinkatia reasoned.

Sasuke glared at her. "I will never run away."

"So you did something stupid."

"It wasn't stupid!" he insisted.

SLAP!

The sound resounded throughout the entire forest, making birds fly from their nests in fear. Kinkatia stood there fuming, steam literally wafting off her head, while Sasuke sat, dumbstruck, with a red handprint on his face. "Don't you ever, EVER do something stupid like that again! You're worse than Naruto!"

A half-hearted "Hey!" was heard from Naruto, who was in a state of semi-shock. Someone, a girl no less, had just slapped Sasuke.

Sakura wanted to shout, "What do you think you're doing!" But her inner self stopped her, fiercely arguing that Uchiha deserved it.

"Now promise me you'll think of the consequences next time you're about to be an idiot!" Kinkatia demanded.

Sasuke could only nod dumbly; the entire side of his face was numb.

"Good." She turned to the still frozen Gaara. "Now as for you, I have someone you should meet." She jumped over to him, and dragged him off. "I know there are quite a few authoresses in the fandom just dying to give you a hug."

When Kinkatia and Gaara had gone, Naruto turned to Sasuke. "She just slapped you…"

Dumb, I know! But I had to slap Sasuke! He needs it! Hate it, love it, whatever you think, go ahead and review! Besides, I need ideas if Drabbles! Is to stay alive and get better.