I realize that I have other fics to work on. But I just watched the final eight or so episodes of Kyou Kara Maou, and must let them all know how I'm feeling right now.

Otulia: Relative disclaimers, ya'll!

A Visit to Shin Makoku

"I'M SO HAPPY!"

Everyone turns around to look at the recently vacated fountain. There, sitting on her knees in the water, is a brown-haired, blue-eyed girl. Before anyone can react, she jumps up and glomps Yuuri.

"I was afraid you'd never make it back! I'm so happy I wanna cry!" she squeals.

"Uh…um. I can't breathe," the Maou gasps, turning blue.

"What are you doing? Let go of Yuuri!" Wolfram demands as everyone else watches, stupefied.

The girl then turns on the blonde Mazoku. "Wolfram! You're as happy as I am that Yuuri's back, aren't you?" His face instantly flushes, and he grumbles incoherently.

"Um, excuse me, but who are you?" Günter asks, a little nervously.

She blinks at him before blushing. "I'm sorry! I'm Kinkatia! Nice to finally meet you, Günter!"

He looks a little perplexed. "How do you know my name?"

But Kinkatia ignores him as she turns to face Conrad and Gwendal. "I want to personally thank you two for taking such good care of Yuuri!" Each of them, in turn, receives a glomp from her, but before she lets Gwendal breathe again, she whispers to him, "You better loosen up a bit, or I'll personally steal all your toys, got it?" He pales considerably.

Next in line was Ulrike, who had been watching from behind everyone else as Kinkatia glomped everyone. "Hello!"

Unfortunately, Murata butts in. "How did you get here?" he asks. "Shibuya only brought the two of us."

Kinkatia's face grew dark, and everyone but poor, oblivious Murata shrank back in fear. "You," she hisses, turning flaming eyes on him. "How dare you put me through so much suspense. I was in tears. I was crying. I was sure that everything had gone wrong. But you…" She advances upon him, and he begins to back away, unsure of what to do. "You knew the whole time. You knew it would turn out alright. You knew that Yuuri would be able to come back. And you kept it all to yourself. You brat. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!"

Everyone stands back, watching in disbelief as Kinkatia pulls a large, battle-scarred brick out of thin air and charges at Murata with it. He turns and runs for his life, Kinkatia hot on his heels. They are almost out of sight when Yuuri snaps out of his daze. "We have to save Murata!" he shouts. Soon, the whole gang is chasing down a very, very angry Kinkatia.

They catch up, but she vanishes, leaving behind only a very battered Murata.

Hmph. I've been wanting to bash him all day. I knew he knew something! Grrr!! He deserves it for making me cry!!!!