1 week later
Posted on Saturday, December 17th a few minutes ago: Zoe DeLarose is excited that today is the first day or Christmas break. Only 7 days until the most wonderful time of the entire year begins! And so far, I'm also having a wonderful birthday :)
Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang, Rachel Berry, and 12 others like this.
Mercedes Jones Happy Birthday, girl! Damn, you're only turning 16? Seems like you're one of us seniors!
Tina Cohen-Chang HBD! Ikr, christmas is the best! I can't wait!
Mike Chang My parents are probably going to make me study on xmas... :( but the holidays are great anyway
Tina Cohen-Chang Don't worry, baby, it'll be okay...
Rachel Berry Yay! Even though Hanukah is over, I still love christmas. Also, how does it feel being 16?
Zoe DeLarose Not much different, haha...
Finn Hudson I wish we were still in school, so we could sing a birthday song to you in glee :)
Quinn Fabray Oh, hell no. I can't even think about being at school, even in glee right now... Just want to enjoy my break, Finn :)
Zoe DeLarose That's sweet, Finn, but I agree with Quinn... not a big fan of school. But thanks anyway!
Rachel Berry :) Um, Santana, don't you want to wish your friend a happy birthday? You are closest to her in this group, after all...
Artie Abrams My wheelchair is totally decked out with christmas lights XD
Brittany S. Pierce Guys, Lord Tubbington aet the entire gingurbread hous I mayde!
Mercedes Jones Damn, that cat is eternally hungry... I'm sorry, Brit.
Brittany S. Pierce no Mercedes this is grate! Now hell start pooping out candy and minitur gingurbread houses!
Rachel Berry ... Not sure it works that way, Brittany.
Brittany S. Pierce Oh, ur rite Rachel. Probly becuz he smokes too much.
Rachel Berry That's not- oh, nevermind.
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman damn u are stoopid.
Brittany S. Pierce hey dont call Rachel stoopid! She didnt no Lord Tubbington smoked!
Rachel Berry ...
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman ... ya, ok, sure brittany, i was calling rachel stoopid.
Brittany S. Pierce you still dont have to be mean 2 her.
Sugar Motta thats not even how u spell stoupid, u idiots
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman uhm no i'm pretty sure it's spelled with two o's...
Rachel Berry Oh God, he we go.
Quinn Fabray YOU ARE BOTH WRONG! THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL IT: STUPID. God sometimes I am worried about our baby Beth because I'm afraid, with the genes she has inherited, that she won't be able to retain knowledge or common sense in the future. Oh, and by the way, delete 'The stud' from your name. It looks ridiculous.
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman wat does retain mean
Quinn Fabray ! ! ! ! !
Zoe DeLarose Ok, calm down, Quinn...
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman because it sounds like some kind of awesome metal that is indestructable. like captain americas shield!
Kurt Hummel If I remember correctly, Captain America is the dark, very handsome man who flies around in a gold and red suit, yes? I love those movies... mmmhmmm... ;)
Blaine Anderson Sweetie, that would be Iron Man. Although I have a feeling you would like Captain America as well...
Santana Lopez Zoe. My house. Now. I need you over here.
Zoe DeLarose ?
Rachel Berry Finally, Santana! You made it to the chat! ...Or whatever this is. Tell Zoe happy birthday.
Santana Lopez Shut it, Jewish gnome. I'm trying to talk to Zoe.
Zoe DeLarose Why do you need me at your house? Is something wrong?
Santana Lopez Nope. Just want to give you your present. ;)
Tina Cohen-Chang Santana! That's so sweet of you!
Quinn Fabrey Bet it costed $5 at Target.
Mercedes Jones Aw hell to the no! I never got a present from Santana on my birthday... You're one lucky girl!
Zoe DeLarose I'll be right over, then :)
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Finn Hudson Hey, we should all go over to Santana's and celebrate with her!
Artie Abrams Dude, that's a great idea! As long as Santana's cool with it...
Rachel Berry Wonderful, Finn!
Santana Lopez Oh, no, no, no, no. This is a private party. Just me and Zoe. No one else is coming to my house.
Finn Hudson Why not? It will be fun!
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman ill bring the wine coolers!
Santana Lopez As tempting as that sounds, Puckerman, I'm still saying no. Puck, you should understand.
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman me? why me? why should i understand?
Santana Lopez ...
Santana Lopez remember our conversation we had about a week ago?
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman oh
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman OH
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman i understand now. oh, i totally understand now.
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman that's hot... sooooo hottttt...
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman can I please come over and watch you give her that present?
Mercedes Jones ... I'm confused. I'm gonna log off now.
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Finn Hudson uhm, what conversation did you two have a week ago...? You know what, nevermind. I don't want to know.
Santana Lopez That conversation is none of your damn business, Dough Boy. Puckerman, SHUT YOUR FLABBY LIPS or that mohawk is mine.
Tina Cohen-Chang ... so... no party, I guess?
Rachel Berry No, Tina, no party. Why don't we all... forget about this and go back to what we were doing? I have a feeling Zoe and Santana don't wan't to be questioned about this.
Mike Chang can someone please tell me what's going on?
Rachel Berry Mike!
Mike Chang sorry! can't help but be a little curious...
Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman oh dude if you knew... if i could tell you without Santana murdering me...
Santana Lopez Puck, Rachel, your Jewish mouths better be closed or I'll rip your heads off. Nobody question them.
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Noah 'The Stud' Puckerman ... i think she has issues with Jews...