A//N:: KooKieX7 Kami is basically Kookiesssssss with out the 's's' and replaced by X7 and added a Kami. It's a math formula ?.? Haha, jk, I changed it cause its hard to type so many S's, it's the same username on the forums. Some of the entertaining HiME's will be here now and then but I'm making new people since you all know EVERY single HiME's opinion;aspect; detail in life. I've begun to wonder if some of you are 2-D Stalkers for the HiME/Otome cast. I mean, other writers know like…EVERYTHING about them…its like 'holy crap! That's weird, but then is this person like…stalking them??' I mean, for all we know, Shizuru and Natsuki could secretly be FATERNAL twins and really attached to eachother but man, that would be weird XD. That made no sense so just..um…ENJOY!
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Takeda glared. It was the first two chicks EVER who hadn't wanted to get in his pants. Eyeing the girls through the window, he pulled up his camera phone and snapped shots.
Oh, he'd make them fall for him. Hell, after that he'd use them as sex toys; they'll come back wanting his big, manly, huge-
"Mister Masashi, is there a reason why you are not in your first period?"
Takeda froze. The air around him froze. The ant crawling up the wall froze. "M-Miss…Maria…"
The old watch lady pulled out her whip. "Scat. Before I break the laws and use this."
Takeda ran his ass off, remembering last time he was caught ditching. Running across the school to the Juniors side, he slowly took a breath in. "Oh man, too close."
Looking at his cellphone he glared at the chestnut haired girl next to the raven-haired one; for some reason she irritated him. His sight was no longer on both, but on this emerald eyed beauty.
Thinking about her made him go hard, and he snickered while heading to the bathroom to 'release his thoughts'.
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Natsuki leaned back, enjoying her fun first period until it came upon Kazuko's introduction. "Hello foxy ladies and icky gentle butts, Kazuko Masashi in da' house yo!"
The class erupted in laughter, but Shizuru managed to just release a big smile. Natsuki in the meanwhile cracked up and hit the desk while grabbing her stomach. Kazuko rubbed the back of his head where his hair was semi-spiked and grinned to continue his intro.
"Well yeah I'm 15, and uh… My hobbies! I like to skateboard, listen to music, check out girls," he eyed on of the girls and did the little 'call me' sign, "And my number is 852-5217. Call me!" He winked and sat back down, while the girl blushed. Next was Natsuki.
Gulping a bit, she stood up to have all the eyes in the room giving her their undivided attention; especially a certain crimson-eyed girl. "Ano…I'm Natsuku Kuga. Um I'm 14…I uh live with my dog Duran…Shizuru comes over a lot…and…I love mayonnaise," Natsuki glared at the people who gagged at that, "and I love my baby! My baby is sweet, gives me the best ride of my life, sometimes she breaks down, but I'm always there to fix her up!"
Everyone in the class blushed, including Shizuru, until Natsuki finally managed to examine carefully of what she said. "Ah! It's a motorcycle! I love my motorcycle! Not like that! I…I…"
Feeling the weight of embarrassment crash down upon Natsuki, she went down into her seat, afraid of the laughter that erupted around her. She was accustomed to Shizuru's teasing and Romiro's…but this many…it reminded her of that time.
Shizuru felt broken by the sad look on her face, and turned to everyone. Kazuko had a worried expression and told the guy next to him to shut up, and Shizuru stood up. Sending everyone a murderous glance, she shut them all up with a stare in the eye.
With a fake smile, Shizuru held Natsuki's hand protectively. Pleasantly, she introduced herself. "Ohayo Minna, I am Shizuru Fujino. Fujino as in the Fujino Company too. Of course, I'm ecstatic to meet you all…"
Kazuko gulped as he recognized the tone of voice and the look Shizuru had gave him when they met only an hour ago.
"Although… I highly suggest you stop laughing at MY Natsuki. Otherwise, I will and shall, do things that will make you regret."
Even Cunlit-sensei stepped back from the murderous aroma gathering around Shizuru. Everyone stared at her in an awkward silence, before Shizuru then flashed them a bright smile.
"Just kidding. Just don't tease my Natsuki, its my job."
Natsuki jumped up, recovered from the bad reminisce and embarrassment. "NANI! MATTE Shizuru, what do you mean by YOUR Natsuki?!"
The class turned to Natsuki.
"Ara Natsuki, it isn't very polite to interrupt my introduction…"
"INTRODUCTION MY ASS!"
"Kuga-san, please refrain from using profanity-
"Mou Shizuru can't you at least not tease me here!"
Cunlit-sensei sighed from being ignored and presumed that this was what you call 'freshman' mood, and decided he would ask upon the Life Science teacher about these 'hormonal' things.
Kazuka elbowed the guy next to him and grinned. "There on first name basis, you know that makes me think that they-"
Suddenly Kazuko ducked as Natsuki flung his skateboard at him. "HOLY crap! Natsuki what the hell was-"
"Say anything like that and I'll kill you even more Kazuko. And for now, its Kuga to you."
"Ara, Natsuki is cranky. PMS perhaps?"
"Bloody hell, I'm not on my bloody monthly bloody period!!!! Shizuru!!!"
"…bloody?"
Natsuki rammed her head onto the table in frustration, making the class jump. Shizuru covered her mouth and giggled, then gracefully turned to the teacher. "Kanin na, Sensei. Now how about we continue on?"
"U-um…sure…next?"
Natsuki eyed Shizuru. "You are sooooo getting it later…"
Shizuru winked. "You know it baby…"
"Shizuru..!" Natsuki sighed. Shizuru infuriated her most of the time, but at the end most of them made Shizuru happy. It was kind of like those hate-love situations- Wait…love?
Natsuki blushed and turned away from Shizuru to look out the window.
Oh my god…do…do I l-lo…lo…lo…
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
Natsuki jumped back and fell off her chair, making the class try to hold back their laughter (and they wouldn't however Shizuru sent daggers at them; you know, not literally, it's a possibility, but she didn't, aww the heck with it I'm going to keep going on)
Shizuru giggled and helped Natsuki up.
"Ara Natsuki, you created such a fuss. Now people will make rumors about us; not that I mind…"
"Shizuru…!" Natsuki crossed her arms and looked away.
"So, um, Kuga and Shizuru-san, what class do you have next?" Kazuko smiled as he hid his skateboard behind him; just in case Natsuki got pissed off again and tried to throw it around dangerously.
Natsuki raised her eyebrow. "Kuga?"
"Oh, you told me to call you that. Otherwise you'd stick this up my ass," he lifted up his skateboard, "And most likely do other horrible things. Yes, I'm pessimistic about these things."
Natsuki laughed, and bowed in an apologetic way. "Gomen, it was on the spur of a moment."
Shizuru pouted. "How come you never bow to me when you apologize?"
Natsuki glared playfully at her. "Because you'd then change the topic and notice-"
"Ara, Natsuki your butt is sticking out."
"- that my butt is…GODDAMNIT Shizuru!!! Mouu…"
Shizuru and Kazuko laughed at Natsuki. Natsuki sighed, and piped up. "Ne, next we have math. Kazuko, what's your next period?"
Kazuko sighed. "History…but that's room G104, and yours," he looked at her paper, "Is G103. They are right next to each other. And you have…Miss Harlowin? Ooh, I give you two my condolences."
Shizuru raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Why??"
"Bro said that that woman is a crazy bastard."
Natsuki grimaced. A crazy teacher? What else could go wron-
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
"HOLY Crap we're going to be late! That was the warning bell!!!"
The three took off to the G section of the freshman side in the giant school yard. Unfortunately, they had no idea where it was and ended up in the sophomore section. Natsuki sweat dropped at the older people. "Okay, I don't think we're in the right section-"
"Hey look! There's freshman! And the kid's got two chicks with him!"
Natsuki glared at the upcoming guys. Grr. They called Shizuru a chick. Only I can do th- wait what the hell! I can't do that. Let someone else do that. I don't have to do that, even If I wanted to do that, which I don't want to do! Okay shut up Natsuki…
The older boy of the group of boys that came over pushed Kazuko. "Oi, you mind if we take over? A wimp like you has no right for these ladies," he turned to Shizuru and Natsuki and winked, "Am I right?"
Natsuki gagged and kicked him in the balls, dropping Kazuko. "Ittai, thanks Natsuki!"
"You little bitch…Oi! Ryuuske! Trent! Get'er'!"
The two giant boys rushed at Natsuki until a bigger boy knocked them down. "Hey, no fighting now. Fuckbags like you can burn in hell."
The guy Natsuki kicked in the crotch shivered. "Eww, you faggot get away from me! Boys, retreat!"
Shizuru examined the bigger guy. He was extremely buff, his hair was down, and he had a deepish voice with a grin on his face. "Hey are you okay?" Kazuko went dreamy.
"Haiiii…Mr. Big-hero-savior…arigatouuuuuuu…"
Natsuki went to the corner and a depressed aura went around her. "But I'M the one who kicked the guy in the balls…"
Shizuru went to her and pat her back. "It's alright Natsuki, you're my hero for saving me." Chibi-sized tears dropped as Natsuki turned into a grey doll. "Thank you Shizuru. However, my foot can't move from kicking so hard."
Shizuru laughed and picked up the doll-sized Natsuki. Meanwhile, Kazuko was still in the somehow-flower surrounded frame with his Mr.Big-Hero-MANLY-Savior. "Sayoooooonaraaaaaaaaa" Kazuko sighed dreamily as the big dude walked away.
A sparkle in his eye was still there and he talked like the wind was on him, and there was a bit of an echo in his voice. "Araaaaaaaaaa, I seeeeeem to have falllllllllennnnn innnn lovvvvveeeee- Oi Natsuki what's wrong with you." Natsuki's small mouth widened, about to say that his transition from the scene like a Yaoi Marimite had moved so fast to him being normal.
Kazuko picked up the doll-sized Natsuki and hung her with two of his fingers. "Ahhh- Kazuko Stop!"
Kazuko grinned and through her up into the air. "Ahh Moe Moe!!! Natsuki-chibi is a chibi!!!" Shizuru laughed and grabbed Natsuki in mid-air. "Yey, Shizuru saved meeeee- GODDAMNIT SHIZURU STOP!!!"
Shizuru began to throw Natsuki higher and higher.
Natsuki was in midair, right next to the bell on the wall, when suddenly it roared like a beast. BRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
"HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHITFACEDSHITTER!!!!"
Natsuki fell down in to Shizuru's palm with her ears as big as her body. "I…think I'm dea-"
"A-hem! You two! This is the Sophomore side, not the Freshman side!" Shizuru looked to Kazuko, then at the old lady. "Head to the detention room immediately, you two!"
"Matte, two?" Kazuko looked at Shizuru's hands then at the corridor where they came from and saw Natsuki fully-grown and running off to her class. "THAT TRAITORRRR!!!" He turned to where Shizuru was standing and sprayed that thing guys always sprayed into their mouth before a make-out session or kiss. "Oh well, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy….. Shizuru-koi, we're all alooooooo- Are?"
Kazuko froze and started to shake. Behind Natsuki was Shizuru skipping in the distance to the classroom. "Oh crap. They left me."
The old gray-haired woman brought out a whip. "Head. To the. Detention room."
Kazuko's eye twitched. Then, he thought of an idea. He turned buff mega-styled and his hair flew with the wind. "Ma'am, I believe you have made a mistake. You see, I got- "
CRACK!
The old lady snapped the whip in midair, freaking out Kazuko. "OKAY! TO THE DETENTION ROOM!!!!" He scurried off as the old lady cracked the whip, until he was gone from her sight.
"Ahh, I miss torturing the freshman students."
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TBC.
RnR is gladly appreciated :).
A//N:: I kind of thought this chapter would have been better visualized in such an anime way that I imagined. Too bad I can't draw or scan, I mean, I could make a little cartoon so you ppl could kind of get a feeling on what this is supposed to look like. Oh yes, this is a Humor/Drama Fiction. Prepare for some sillyness, abstract goofiness, and then drama. No, not 'OMG. You soooo totally aren't using THOSE colors on THOSE shoes! I am sooo reporting you into the fashion police' drama.
Hah, just kidding. Yey, Hitohira Episode 9 has been subbed and released. :). I should make a Mugi/Nono or Nono/Mirei fiction. OMG that would be my first non-ShizNat/NatShiz Fiction. 'O'. O.M.G! Then I could make a Fate/Nanoha(and Vivio) Fiction too! And then KonoSetsu! OMG!!! I should keep my mind off ShizNat for a while, time to whip up a Fate Nanoha, then Nono Mirei or Mugi-choco and Nono (or maybe even Kayo-chan) fiction. How awesome!
Peace.