Chapped and chewed

He liked to carry a tube of lip chap around with him. It befuddled Black Star and Kid to no end why he did it. All he would say was that he liked them soft. It was vague and left the question unanswered for both of them.

At first they left it alone for awhile but they it kept bothering them every time he'd pull it out, glide it across his lips before leaving with Maka. It was a mystery to be solved for Kid and dirt for Black Star to embarrass his friend with. Teasing him for his taste in woman was getting boring and painful.

The two friends looked stared at the death scythe as he took a large chomp out of a greasy burger. The promise of food lured his out of the apartment for the day. Ketchup oozed out of the buns as he took another bite.

"So why do you carry a thing of chap stick with you?" Black*Star blurted out. Kid kicked him under the table for getting straight to the point.

"Ignore him, he's an idiot," Kid correct the course of the conversation as the assassin nursed his knee. Soul raised a silver brow and swallowed. "How are things with you and Maka? You two have been going out sometime now right?" Kid put on a pleasant smile as Black*star muttered something about payback. Soul looked pleased with the topic and finished off the burger.

"It's going great actually, I didn't think it would because the way her parents were but she is less affected then how everyone makes her out to be. She actually enjoys my company romantically. I thought I'd have to get her used to it you know? Slowly ease her into the romance zone," Soul smiled.

"Well that good, I'm glad you two are sailing that ship smoothly-"

"And the sex is amazing"

Black*Star spewed his coke and stared in awe. Kid was left speechless. Neither thought that Maka Albarn, the hot headed bookworm, would actually have sex. The concept of it was so strange it belonged in the madness category for them. The scythe could already tell they were dumbfounded by the statement "What? We've been dating for like, almost a year now! You think we wouldn't have had sex by now?" Soul leaned into the booth.

"I-It-Are we talking about the same girl? Short skirt, pig tails, combat boots" Black*Star stared dumbly at his friend

"Beats my ass with a book if I forget to do the dishes? Yeah I'm pretty sure she's the one who drags me to bed and demands that my pants be banned from the apartment" Soul chucked a fry in his mouth.

"Maka..." Kid pressed his lips into a thin line.

"The very same, in fact, she's the one who started it" Soul boasted proudly. His two friends took it all in. Like the meaning of life just struck them and they were still comprehending everything.

When Soul finished eating he grabbed a napkin and wiped his mouth before pulling out his chap stick. He swiped it across his lips twice and smeared it together.

"And Star, She liked my lips soft" With that, the scythe stood up and left his two friends stupefied.

X

"Mmha! Fukin' damn it! Do that again" Soul moaned as Maka swiveled her hips once more into his again. His hands gripped her thighs, giving hard squeezes when she did something right. He was almost there and so was she as he thrusted upwards into her. A stringing course of 'Makaaaa' spilled from his lips. The meister lightly bounced from the springs of his mattress as she shouted out her weapons name repeatedly. Maka came, her walls tightening around him, forcing him over the edge and he came.

Maka slowly pulled herself off him and moved to lie next to him. Snuggling into his chest and he peeled off the condom and dropped it into the waste bin next to his bed with a grin. He wrapped his arm around her and slanted his lips to hers. Soul traced lazy patterns on her bare thigh.

"Kid and Black*Star finally know we're fuckin' now" Soul shifted to face her. She swatted him and demanded him to use a different word than 'fuckin'' because it sound primitive and juvenile. He rolled his eyes with soft grin. "Kay then...They finally know that we're boinking" His grin stretched when she giggled at the word.

"So what changed your mind about 'A gentlemen never tells' Did that die with the curry last week?" Maka squealed when his hand reached around and pinched her butt.

"Naw I just was sick of them thinkin' you were some innocent mean bookie that hates men. Kinda pisses me off that they give you that title" He grunted.

Maka giggled and kissed him.

It started out innocent but quickly turned heated when he begged for an entrance to her mouth. He was quickly on top of her, sucking on her tongue and threading his fingers in her hair. Ooooh it was soft and silky. She was just so perfect in every way wasn't she?

Her tongue found its way to his cheek by accident. Instead of correcting the mistake Maka pulled away and giggled.

"You gotta stop chewing your cheeks raw" She continued to peck the corners of his mouth and firmly press her lips to his.

"Nng When those dumb girls stop insulting you I might consider" He nipped her lip.