A/N: While me and Vicky come up with the trials for both the Links and Zeldas, we thought you'd like to take another look back at the theater and see what all has changed. And, Vicky lied in the last chapter. THIS will be the last time. I'm sorry. I'm just having one of those lazy days...

Zehro: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to take a short break before we continue the story.

Malon: Finally!

Cremia: Oh, god, I thought that was going to last forever.

Ilia: It feels like we've been sitting here for almost a year.

Twilight: You can say that again.

Ilia: Oh, Link, I'm out of sprite, again. Can you get me some more?

Twilight: Uh, yeah. Zehro, don't start the chapter without me. (gets up and leaves)

Navi: The story sure is going slowly...

Time: You can say that again...

Sage: Oh, come on. It's not that bad. It's going great so far...

Sky: If great is considered really boring... We haven't gotten into a single fight yet! All we've done is escape.

Sage: So?

Sky: You set a guard on fire and snapped another guard's neck! How is THAT fair to us?!

Sage: Does it really matter?

Hylia: Calm down, Link. You'll get your time...

Sky: Eh, I guess you're right. It better be sooner than later...

Time: You guys want some popcorn?

Sky: NO! No popcorn!

Time: Don't worry. I buttered it to perfection.

Sky: In that case... (Swipe) Om nom nom nom nom... (Spits out) UGH! You said you buttered this!

Time: I did! I... Zelda?

Sage: Hmm?

Time: Did you unbutter my popcorn while I wasn't looking?

Sage: I dunno what you're talking about.

Hylia: Uh... Time? What's that above your head?

Time: *looks up* Huh?

SPLOOSH!

Time: AGH! MY EYES! THEY BURN! WHAT IS THIS?

Hylia: (wipes off a bit and tastes) It's... It's butter.

Time: Zelda...

Sage: (looks off and whistles)

Time: I'm gonna go wash out my eyeballs... Navi. Hold my seat. (Walks off)

Navi: Uh, how about a 'please?'

Malon: (sniff sniff) Why do I smell freshly melted butter?

Cremia: Maybe it's your popcorn, idiot.

Malon: Don't start with me, Cremia...

Cremia: Okay, fine I won't. So, totally off topic question, do you have a catch phrase?

Malon: What?

Cremia: You hang out with Link a lot, right?

Malon: Uh... Sometimes. Why?

Cremia: Well, he has a catchphrase, doesn't he?

Malon: I'm not following...

Cremia: Y'know, like, You Feel Lucky Punk, or Up Up and Away, or RUN FOREST RUN or Chateau Romani Is Better Than Nasty Lon Lon Milk, or Smile You Son Of A-

Malon: Wait... what was that fourth one?

Cremia: There was no fourth one. There was just the first, second, third and fifth one.

Romani: She said that Chateau Romani is better than Lon Lon Milk...

Malon: What?!

Cremia: Why would you tell her that?!

Romani: That's for not giving me a bunny rabbit for Christmas.

Cremia: Evil little-

Malon: What did you say about my milk?!

Cremia: I said, it stinks! And so do you!

Malon: I took a shower before I came here!

Cremia: Excuses, excuses...

Malon: At least my milk can be enjoyed by EVERYONE!

Cremia: Well at least I'm not butch!

Malon: What did you say?!

Talon: Malon, calm do-

Malon: Shut it, old man! What did you say to me, bitch?!

Cremia: Oh, you didn't hear me? I said that YOU EAT- [Censored], YOU [Censored]

Malon: THAT'S IT! SOMEBODY HOLD MY EARRINGS!

Cremia: *push*

Malon: *slap*

Cremia and Malon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Cat fight)

Sky: CAT FIGHT!

Kina: My money's on the one with fake cans!

Cremia: They're not fake!

Zehro: Break it up! Break it up, you two!

(Cat fight continues)

Zehro: (grabs both by the neck and drags them outside)

(Awkward silence)

Time: (walks back in) Wow... You guys don't wanna go in there. I think they almost tore Zehro's arm off.

Ganondorf: ...Wow. Maybe next time, I'll recruit her instead of my other bosses...

Demise: Can somebody tell me how the hell I turned into a Hylian? Even 'that' confuses me...

Ganondorf: Meh, don't question it...

Ganondorf: Hey, how are we gonna tell each other apart?

Ganondorf: What do you mean?

Ganondorf: Well, there's three of us... Don't we need individual names?

Ganondorf: Two. There's two of us.

Ganondorf: But Demise makes three.

Ganondorf: Fine, fine, fine... You'll be Ganon, I'll be Ganondorf, and Demise can be Demise. Is that better?

Ganon: Sounds good to me, TP Ganondorf!

Ganondorf: Don't call me that... Ugh. I can't believe I used to be like that...

Ganon: Be like what?

Ganondorf: An incompetent fool.

Ganon: And what's that supposed to mean?!

Ganondorf: Look at you! That nose! That armor! And that Mullet! I bet you don't even know how to use a sword...

Ganon: Shut your trap! Mullets are very 'in' right now.

Time: Ugh. Can't you two just agree that you both suck?

Ganon/Ganondorf: I'll make you eat those words! Hey, he's mine! No he isn't! Stop copying me! Stop it! Stop!

Time: (sigh)

Twilight: Here's your sprite, Ilia. What'd I miss?

Ilia: Thanks. Oh, Malon and Cremia got in a fight, then Zehro dragged them out of the theater. And right now, Ganon and Ganondorf are fighting.

Twilight: About what?

Ilia: About how much they suck. And who will get to fight Time.

Twilight: (sigh) Some people never change.

Ilia: Yeah. So Link...

Twilight: Huh?

Ilia: What-uh... What do you see in Zelda?

Twilight: Beg pardon?

Ilia: Why do you like her?

Twilight: Oh. Well, because she's my friend.

Ilia: But why is she your friend?

Twilight: Because I saved her.

Ilia: Is that the only reason?

Twilight: Yes?

Ilia: Hmm... I see.

Twilight: No way...

Ilia: What?

Twilight: Ilia Ordon Bo, are you jealous of Princess Zelda?

Ilia: What? No! I'm not!

Twilight: Don't lie to me, Ilia.

Ilia: I'm not jealous!

Light: Calm down, Ilia. It's not a big deal-

Ilia: How about YOU calm down?!

Light: What?

Ilia: You think you're SO great and SO perfect! Like you're the most innocent thing on the planet!

Twilight: Ilia...

Ilia: You think you can do anything you want because you're a princess!

Twilight: Ilia, you're making a scene.

Ilia: Well, let me tell you, right now, Zelda! I-

Twilight: Ilia!

Ilia: What?!

Twilight: Calm down. People are staring.

Ilia: I will NOT calm down! My voice will not be silenced Link! I won't be- mph!

All: *GASP*

Rusl: Oh, my goodness...

Uli: Oh my...

Bo: !

Ilia: !

Twilight: Calm down, Ilia. Okay?

Ilia: Okay, I will... (Giggle)

Light: *leans over* Why did you-

Twilight: *whispers* It was the best way to shut her up.

Light: Uh... Link?

Twilight: Hmm?

Rusl: Mayor Bo! Calm down!

Bo: Let me go! I'll kill him! I'll kill him! (Runs) LINK!

(Doors fly open)

(WHAP!)

Zehro: -And if I catch you two fighting again, I will Zehro Pawnch the both of you! Got it?!

Malon: (nods)

Cremia: (shrugs)

Zehro: Good. Now, back to your seats!

Twilight: Uh, Zehro? (Points behind door)

Zehro: Huh? (Looks)

Bo: Ugh, my head...

Zehro: Oh. My bad. Hey, what's wrong with Ilia? Can a girl have THAT big a smile?

Twilight: I don't want to talk about it.

Zehro: Ooooookay... Well, I guess that's good enough for the intermission.

Vicky: (bursts in) Phew, sorry I'm late. There was this huge fight outside with Groose and this one poor sucker named Vaati, I think. Let's get the story started.

Zehro: That's what I was just- Wait, who won?

Vicky: Not important. Come on! Let's start it already!

Zehro: Alright, alright...