AN: Ahem, *clears throat* I have a few announcements to make. I have decided to give the 10th reviewer (hopefully I'll get at least 10) a one-shot. Future 10th person, leave your idea in a review and I will add it to the list. It will be longer than these little tid-bits of course, and you'll get credit. Also, I'm going skiing next week, so I thought maybe I'd do a special chapter about the 104th cadets staying at a ski resort! Chaos will reign. Dignities will be lost. Snowballs will be thrown. Also, thank you to StarrySky0103, who came up with the prompts for #6 and #7.

Anonymous: Thank you, I would be delighted to update, however I'm afraid I must turn down your proposal. XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Shingeki no Kyogin(I'm not sure if I can even spell it correctly), Mary Poppins, or Les Miserables. I do own this list, most of the lyrics to "Do you Hear the People Scream?", and a morbidly obese cat.

6. I will not tell Mikasa that Eren and Levi are gay together.

"Eren." Eren turned around to see Mikasa marching towards him, a murderous glint in her eye.

He gulped. What had he done that could possibly make her angry?

"Y-yes?"

"You see this?" She said in that deathly calm voice that meant he wanted to kill someone. His eyes looked where her hands were grabbing-

"Uh...your boob?" Eren felt his face grow red.

"Correct," Mikasa suddenly shoved her chest in his face with such force that he almost fell backward. "This is a boob. Look at it. Do you like it?"

Eren was pretty sure that Sasha could fry potatoes on his face right now. "Um..yeah I-I guess-"

"Not you "guess" Eren! I want a clear answer! DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT LIKE BOOBS!"

"Yes! Yes I like boobs! Calm down woman!"

Mikasa relaxed and began to walk away. "Good."

Eren watched her retreating back, with his mouth hanging open. "What-why...indecent-right in my face-what..."

7. I will never take away Sasha's potato.

"CONNNNNIIIIEEEEE!"

"You shouldn't have messed with that girls potato, man..."

8. I will not attempt to make "Attack on Titan: The Musical"

Eren sang to himself as he polished his maneuver gear, "A sword in the neck helps the titan go down the Titan go down the Titan go down

Yes a sword in the neck helps the titan go down in the most delightful way..."

9. …Especially not if it involves imprisoning Sasha for nineteen years for stealing a loaf of bread.

The metallic scent of blood filled the air as titans trudged through the city. It was a terrible sight; houses and buildings demolished, people running around in a panicked frenzy. But then, over their horrified screams, another sound could be heard…calmer, stronger voices…all singing…and in perfect harmony! Could it be…yes, the Recon Corps had arrived!

"Do you here the people scream

As they're eaten by titans

It is the pained cries of a people

Who will never feel again

When the beating of your heart

Suddenly ceases to exist

There is a life about to end

In a titan's fist!"

The soldiers zoomed in on their 3D Maneuver Gear, and promptly began to kick some red, naked ass, all while singing in unison beautifully. Then Lance Corporal Levi started his solo.

"Will you join the Survey Corps

Not the military police

Somewhere beyond Wall Maria

Is there a world you long to see?"

The Corporal sang in a gorgeous, feminine soprano even as he sank his blade into the necks of several titans. His commander, Erwin Smith, joined him, and belted out in a much manlier voice, "Then join in the fight, that will give you the right to be fr- !"

Suddenly a pitchy, off-key voice cut him off. It was Eren Jaeger, who practically screamed his solo as he sprinted along rooftops, his eyes fixed hungrily on the Colossal Titan.

"Use 3D Maneuver Gear

And awesome swords like a badass

Obliterate the titans

Even the 50 meter class

Kill those ugly monsters

Let's kick some aberrant ass!"

Everyone cheered as the Recon Corps killed the last of the titan's. Who would've guessed that all they needed to win in the end was the power of music?

"Do you hear the people scream

As there eaten by titans

It is the pained cries of a people

Who will never feel again

When the beating of your heart

Echoes the beating of the drums suddenly ceases to exist

There is a life about end

In a titans fist!"