Its been a while since we did ANYTHING in the cafe, no one really did or said anything. But then Axel broke the silence with a roaring load shoat, "AWWWWWWWWW YEAAHHH! I AM A MUTANT, I AM A BEAST, no wait... I AM THE BEAST! SUPER AWESOME VICTORY DANCE TIME!" Axel started swaying his hips and making circles with his arms. Moon eventually said " Asura? Can you press the green button on my wheelchair?" Asura had done so and from one of the chair handles came a canister of pills. Asura looked at Moon with a suspicious vibe, then that suspicion later turned into a sin-like grin. " Damn girl, you the weed stash fo dis GUY!" Asura choked Axel by the Collar and shoved about 11 pills down his slender throat, "I...I think thats enough Asura..." said Moon. Asura dropped Axel on the floor of the cafe. His eyes were wide open and his pupils were dilated, his mouth was foaming and he was shivering. "Oh great, now hes even worse." I said, "YO, I THINK THIS DUMBASS IS DEAD! HE AINT FUCKING BREATHING!"said Asura. But suddenly Axel rose up like a zombie, his legs were like toothpicks. " Hey everybody...I uhhh Im, Arceus dammit, who the hell am I?" He would slur his sentences while talking.

We came out the cafe so that Axel could take in some air, he started slapping Asura and lifting Moon off her chair as a tease. At one point he licked my Zangoose arm, I shoved him and he said " Now come on...ponyta lemmie ride on you." He started snapping in front of my face, then he kicked me and ran away, "GET THAT BITCH!" said Asura, he jumped in the air and body slammed him to the ground. " OKAY PONYTA,...YOU CAN RIDE ME NOW!" Axel ran up on 4 legs and constantly started headbutting a nearby tree with Asura still on him. All was strange in this "KALOS" region...but things were about to get alot more strange, a giant Noivern came down from the sky and started terrorizing the citizens of Kalos. Moon shouted at Asura" ASURA! PRESS THE RED BUTTON ON MY WHEELCHAIR!" Asura proceeded but instead of pushing red, he pushed blue on purpose with a smug look. As he pushed the blue button, a blue flag appeared out of the chair, it had a picture with Silver the Hedgehog with pink and red hearts around him, we all looked at Moon. " Hey, cant a girl show a little bit of pride?" Asura replied with" So, Pothead the Porcupine huh?..." We all had a little laugh, until the Noivern landed towards us and kicked Asura. I was rushing towards the Noivern and I grabbed his tail but, it picked me up and threw me down. Next came Axel, he took one of his poke-balls and threw one" GO NOW PRINCEY POOH!" and out came an Empoleon, " Now use tackle!" The Empoleon named Prince looked at Axel with a daufuq face. The Noivern used Hurricane on Prince, he fainted. Axel looked at the Noivern with a =P face. Next came Moon, she tried to take out a poke-ball to catch it, but but the Noivern used screech on her, she froze in place with her arms covering her ears. All was lost, until a sign of hope appeared, a rolling pink ball like object hit the Noivern in the chest, it fainted. Asura got up and saw the fainted Noivern, he quickly grabbed the poke-ball that Moon had in her hand and threw it at the Noivern, the Noivern went in the poke-ball." FUCK YEAH, I CAUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING NOIVERN, IM GONNA NAME YOU BITCH BECAUSE YOUR MY BITCH NOW!" I looked at the pink ball that quickly turned into a Miltank, then I heard a voice, "Oh there you are, I was so worried!" I turned around and saw ...WHITNEY! As in THE Whitney, the one that made so many people rage quit Pokemon! Not many people know this but we actually used to hang out, back in the day we would talk to each other and Axel would make a bunch a kissy kiss noises, Whitney would slap him in the face. Right now we were about to talk, but the Drugged Axel went up to her and touched her breast and said " Come on Miltank, give me some milk." She slapped him in the face and screamed " Get off me you Perverted Psyduck!" Axel said "HEY! IM NOT A PERVERT!" Moon said "He's not a Psyduck either..." I then said " Whitney,...why are you here?" She turned around and was about to say why, but then she paused and saw all the damage that has been done to me, but only she could truly see past that, she then said " Its about your brother." "Vile, yeah ...what about him?" I said. She said "Well,...I heard about what happened in the war...about the explosion...Well Vile is..Vile is..VILE IS ALIVE AND COMING BACK TO KILL YOU!" I froze in place, if I was carrying anything I would have dropped it! "Ouch, hey uhh does anyone feel a little light headed, and bruised on the cheek?" said Axel, "HOT DAMN, YOUR BACK!" said Asura, "Back? Back from what?" said Axel, "Yes Asura, why dont you tell him what happened?" said Moon. Axel turned around and saw Whitney "Oh great not this bitch again? You know, how is it to know that your Miltank drinks its own milk from the udder?!" said Axel. "HEY MOON, CAN WE GO TO YOUR PLACE! I NEED SOME FUCKING FOOD!" said Asura. "Sure, maybe Axel can lie down for a bit and get some rest." said Moon, they started walking into a nearby forest to get to her place, "Hey Ragna? You coming?" said Moon. "No, I have some unfinished business to take care of." I replied. Then Whitney and I went into the sunset, on a journey to take down Vile.

YO YO whats up guys, JoeJoetheBro here. Just sayin I do not own the rights to Pokemon, Axel belongs to my bud Lord Giratina the Conqueror, Moon belongs to MoonTheUltimateLifeform of TeamChaosHunters and Asura belongs to AsurRaiton...wait no Lord Lucario..no wait hold up...AH! Scorpion of The Shirai Ryu . And remember guys Make love, not babies.