Whitney and I were walking out of town to get to Vile's nearest location but suddenly "AHGGHHHG!" said Whitney, she fell over on the ground, crying in pain, "Huh? What happened Whitney? Are you hurt? Are you having your period?!" I said. "No its not that you DUMBASS! Ahhhh." She lifted the sleeve of her shirt, and what I saw...was a bleeding...cut open...wound in the shape of the letter "V". " WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" I screamed. " I didn't want to make you worry when I got here, but I...I RAN INTO VILE WHILE COMING HERE!" I looked at her, just looking at her with what was left of my eyes, then she began to cough blood. "Take me to a*COUGH* Pokemon Center.." she said in agony. "NO! WE ARE NOT GOING TO A POKEMON CENTER WITH NURSE JOY'S TURNING PEOPLE INTO MONSTERS! HELL AXEL TOLD ME HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY ONE!" I said, wait a minute...Axel...he is at Moon's house, maybe Moon has just the right stuff that can recover Whitney. I quickly carried Whitney over my shoulder and ran to Moon's house. While going there we encountered a boy that was about 12 years old, his head was larger than his own body, he had egg shaped eyes with no pupils, he had a backwards cap, a blue T-shirt with a pokeball logo on it, and he had a PlayBoy book with Cat-Girls on the cover, "Well, not the strangest thing I seen."

I eventually ran in to Moon's house in the forest, I banged so hard on the door I could almost break it. Eventually Moon opened the door while inside, "Oh hey Ragna. Whats up?" then she saw what had happened to Whitney. Meanwhile we were in the guest room, were Whitney was lying down unconscious, her arm bandage was damp with blood. "Ok, just feed her whats on the shelf when she's awake.", she went into the living room where Axel was doing another victory dance for some reason, "I cant believe this is happening!" said Moon, "You cant believe that you lost a Pokemon battle to THIS guy because your a Cripple?" said Axel, "NO, I CANT BELIEVE WHITNEY WAS ALMOST KILLED AND WE DIDNT KNOW! And I also cant believe I have to raise my voice, especially to you.." said Moon, "OR! Can you not believe that your a CRIPPLE!" said Axel. "GRRRRRRR! Asura! Can you come for a moment?!" said Moon, "Oh no." said Axel. Asura came out of the kitchen with Ramen noodles partially in his mouth, he looked like Cthulhu. "Can you be a deerie and press the green button on my wheel-chair?" said Moon. Asura slurped up the noodles in his mouth and pressed the button, and out came the canister of pills,"I KNOW THIS DAMN FUCKING DRILL GIRL!" He took about 16 pills "YO GUHRL, DIS ENOUGH?" said Asura, "Oh, were we are going that's plenty." said Moon. "Now come on Asura...You wouldn't do this to your own brother would you?...Asura gulped up his ramen,"YUP!" He punched Axel in the face, from the door I could see Asura dragging Axel's body to the kitchen. Then all was silent, I came out of the guest room to see Axel, he had the exact same symptoms as last time, but this time his mouth was foaming a blackish grayish color, and when we looked at his eyes we could see rainbows. Then he stood up, "CRAP!" we all said out load, and Asura, Moon and I ran in and Locked the door to the guest room. "You just had to give him the pills didn't you!?" I said, "WELL IM NOT THE FUCKING ONE THAT APPROVED THE STUPID ASS 16 PILLS!" exclaimed Asura, we looked at Moon with a "Your dead as shit" face, "YOU KNOW, NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO PRESS MY RED BUTTON!" yelled Moon, Asura was about push the red button for real this time, but then Axel broke down the door and said " HERES AXEYYYYYYY!" We all ran into the corner in fear, "OH ASURA STOP FAPPING!, AND RAGNA, YOU CAN PUT ON SOME PANTS AND STOP HUMPING WHITNEY, OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT YOU MOON! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS CRIPPLE CRIPPLE CRIPPLE!" exclaimed Axel, "Nobody...calls me...A CRIPPLE!" said Moon, she took out something from her bag and punched Axel with it, we looked at Moon's fist and she was wearing...BRASS KNUCKLES!? "YO DAMN GIRL! YOU GOT A FUCKING RPG IN DAT THANG!" exclaimed Asura, "If I say yes then can you stop screaming inside my house? Or everywhere we go?" said Moon, I looked at Axels body, he was wide awake and smiling "OK RAGNAAAAAAA...MAYBE I WILL READ THE HOENN SOLDIER!" said Axel, "DAUFOUQ IS A HOENN SOLDIER?!" said Asura, I said "Its this story on , the actual story is kinda crappy though, it has none of the Characters from the game, show, or manga." "HOLY CRAP! ID HATE TO BE IN THAT STORY!" said Asura, "Yeah you guys should read The Best Of Friends instead." said Moon, "BEST OF WUHHHHHH?!" said Asura. Moon said " Oh you haven't heard? Its this super cool story on Fanfic, its like Chuck Norris'es dinner plate made out of the blood of the internet." "Holy Shit! I BETTER BE ON THAT DINNER PLATE!" said Asura. "Well, I should get going." I said, then I heard Whitney speak "D...dont leave me Ragna..." I looked back with a sad expression, but we all knew what would happen to her. "Hey I have an idea! said Moon "We could come with you, and Whitney could use my crutches!" "WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE FUCKING CRUTCHES?!" said Asura" Hey a Girl can dream..." said Moon. So then we all went into the woods on our next journey, this time with Whitney, and Axel was on Asura's shoulder until he could wake up, or at least be normal.

YO YO WHAT UP GUYS! I hope you enjoyed this Chapter, No seriosly I missed a day of Space Dandy for this, and honestly go check out Best of Friends by my bud Lord Giratina the Conqueror! And always, say yes to Love, say no to Babies.