"Ahhhhhh...Uhhhhhh...ow...HUH? WHERE THE HELL AM I!? WHATS GOING ON!" I screamed as I was stuck to a metallic wall, suddenly the robotic glowing centaur came out of the hall with a league of robotic people, pokemon, and house-hold items. "Ah, we currently see that you are now awake, we were just so worried, we thought you wouldn't make it out 'Functional' after we shocked you with my imported shocking device." said Otto, "You mean a taser ya dumbass?" I said in a tone that would make you want to punch me in the face, "Please, do not be such a 'SmartAss' you meat-bag." said Otto, "Id rather be a smartass then a dumbass maybe you should try it some time." I replied, Otto came closer to me and looked towards his robotic comrades, "Turn off the E.M.P waves." said Otto, as he said that I fell to the ground, I was a little dizzy and light-headed, my legs and feet couldn't really take it but I have been threw worse during the war, "Oh my, it seems that you have some skill, a normal 'meat-bag' would slowly decompose and their intestines would flip and tear after being contracted by an E.M.P wave for 27 days." stated Otto, "27 DAYS! HOW LONG WAS I OUT FOR!" I said without thinking, then I heard a female voice that sounded a bit like Otto "Hmmmmm, well about 27 days If you really think hard into it." Suddenly a figure came out of that very hall, it looked like Otto, but instead of a purple light it was more green, it's overall appearance looked feminine also, instead of a centaur "she" had the lower half of what seems to be a small U.F.O ( about the half the size of a door) and she had what seems to be arms on her back, "Atta? What are you doing? Father told us to put you in the containment unit and to not take you out until necessary!" said Otto with a shocked tone in his voice "Pfft, yah right! You mean its necessary to be trapped in a containment unit with a robotic Chao with the speech of a broken record, what did father even call that thing anyways...uhhhh...Omochao or something." replied the robot that seems to have the name Atta. "Oh no did you leave the door open! GAH! Atta can you please get me the inter-dimensional portal gun?" But as soon as he said that, a robotic chao with a propeller came out from the hall, "Hello, I Am OmoChao!" said by the bain of Heaven, Earth and Hell. "AH! Atta please hurry! Ugh this is worst then the time we gave that purple cat a teleporter that can take him anywhere he wants." said Otto, "Moving Allows You To Go Into Many Exciting Directions!" said once again by the Anti-Christ, "GOT IT!" said Atta, "Did You Know That Killer Whales Are Actually A Species Of Dolphin?" said once again by the Omen of Death. Atta shot a missile at the wall and a portal appeared, inside appeared to be a crew of neon colored anthropomorphic animals including a Hedgehog, a Fox, and an Echidna OH MY! The son of Satan quickly got sucked into the portal, but not without one final cry "Stepping On Cracks May Brake Someones Back, It Could Possibly Be Your Female Care-Taker's" The portal closed in 3 seconds, and no more horror. "*cough cough* We are sorry for that rude interruption Ragna." said Otto,"Huh? Did someone say Ragna?" said Atta, she then looked at me "Holy Shit! You went missing from war for a wopping 4 years!" said Atta. "4 YEARS! HOW COULD IT BE!" I exclaimed , "Oh shut up! You were only missing for 5 years! Now time for the real reason why we woke you up." said Otto, I looked up with suspicion, Otto then said "We looked at the data from one of the most complex units of flash-drive, the human brain, we said that you have a brother named Vile, is that true?" I nodded with amazement "Well, it seems that a woman that has 'broke your heart' told you that he is indeed alive." Again, I nodded "Well I have calculated where he is now, and he is on the moon." I looked at him as if he were Arceus, but then I thought about it "Wait a fucking, ass slapping minute! My brother is on the moon!?" I said, "Hey man, Im ONLY a super computer in the form of a mythical creature." replied Otto, he then pointed to a rocket ship that was a bit rusty, but still in mid-condition, it had one giant window, and a suit with oxygen tanks, and on the suit was a voice communicator linked to Otto, "This is what you will be traveling to the moon with. Good Luck." Otto said with a sarcastic voice. 10 minutes later I was all ready and set up to go into space, I climbed into the ship, it started to take off, Otto, Atta, and the other robots waved goodbye as I took off, It was really funny to fly a space ship, I mean I flew a fighter-jet in the war but nothing like this, I was finally at the transition between the atmosphere and space, but suddenly I saw a purple deoxys with blood red eyes just pass me, "Woah that was weird." I said to myself, then another one passed me, it looked just like the one that just passed me "What the fuck is going on?" Then I look up and see 3 purple deoxys charging head first into the ship, as they came close they started punching the glass! I look back and I see that the 2 that just passed me liquefied themselves and started consuming the ship! "HOLY CRAP THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL! IM DEAD AS SHIT" JoeJoetheBro (JJTB) : AANNNNNDDDD...done! Ending it with a good cliffhanger till next chapter. *Hears knocking on door* Who could that be? MoontheUltimateLifeForm: HEY HEY HEY! I NEED TO ADVERTISE! JJTB: What!? No way! You think you can just come inside my house and just advertise!? MoontheUltimateLifeForm: Okay! Thanks for letting me advertise! =D JJTB: What? NO! *Moon starts editing chapter* MoontheUltimateLifeForm: YO YO WUT UP GUYS! JOEJOETHEBRO HERE JUST SAYIN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE MOON REPUBLIC! JJTB: MOON! Get the hell out of my house! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING RAVE! *Closet suddenly opens* Lord Giratina: Did somebody say rave! JJTB: THATS IT YOU WILL ALL GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW! MoontheUltimateLifeForm: AND AS ALLWAYS GUYS! MAKE LOVE, NOT BABIES! HERP DE DERP! JJTB: WTF MOON! THAT'S MY LINE! *toilet suddenly floods and out comes Scorpion of the Shirai Ryu* Scorpion: Hey JJTB! I Need to change my name for the over 9000th time! So can I borrow your laptop when Moon is done? Lord Giratina: WOOOHOOOO RAAAVVVEEE! *takes off his shirt* JJTB: *cries in tho corner of his room* I HATE ALL OF YOU... Lord Giratina: *Throws shirt at my face*