BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

Dedicated to darkneko666, my first reviewer!


x The 'Len' Alois is referring too is Len Kagamine from Vocaloids. He is listening to one of Len's solos…I couldn't resist adding it in. XD;

x The game, Kuroshitsuji: Mystery of Paradise Dreams, does not exist. ;-;

x Oh and, yes, I know Alois seems to hate Japanese stuff in the anime. XD; That will be sort of explained in the next chapter (which I'm already working on. ;D Five pages so far) as to why he likes it so much in this story.


Sebastian groaned as he was trudging towards the annoying ringing. It was about five in the morning and the phone was ringing. Someone had better been dying if they were calling so earlier in the morning.

"Michaelis speaking…"

"Ciel? CIEL! CIEEEEEELLLLLL!"

Sebastian pulled the phone from his ear as he could ear Alois's still screaming out Ciel's name. After several moments of the content yelling, Sebastian brought the phone back to his ear.

"Alois, please calm down." Sebastian finally said.

Alois grew silent instantly before screaming again. "You're not Ciel! Where is Ciel? I need him!"

"Alois, do you have any idea what time it is?" Sebastian questioned, looking over to the hallway clock to see it was just turning five thirty. "You should be sleeping like the rest of the world is."

"No! Ciel's punishment ends today right? I must speak with him immediately!"

Sebastian sighed, rubbing his temples. He knew he wouldn't be able to go back to bed anytime soon. If he just hung up on the boy, he would either continue calling or would come over.

So he lost and he could almost tell that Alois knew this.

"Hold on."


"Ciel." Sebastian whispered, shaking the boy's shoulder.

Ciel furrowed his eyebrows together and turned on his back, flickering his eyes open halfway. He gazed up to Sebastian and grunted his narrowing his eyes into a glare, wondering why Sebastian had woke him up. He could tell from the lack of light in the room that it was still really early in the morning.

"What?" He hissed, rubbing his eyes to get his blurry vision stable. Once he was able to see better, his eyes zoned in on the phone and just stared at it before realizing what was happening.

"Take it. He wants to talk to you. You know he'll keep calling if you don't answer now." Sebastian placed the phone on Ciel's chest and walked out the room quickly to return back to bed and not listen to Ciel start complaining next.

Ciel pulled the phone to his ear.

"Phantomhive speaking…" He whispered in a hoarse voice, he was slipping between being awake and being asleep.

"Ciel! Congratulations! You are now officially ungrounded! Now come over! I'm absolutely bored!" Alois exclaimed loudly through the phone. Ciel sighed loudly, turning onto his side and burying himself deeper into his pillows.

"Alois, it's," Ciel looked to his alarm clock. "Five in the morning, almost six! Don't call here again until it's a reasonable hour of the day!"

"Can't you understand I'm bored? I haven't been able to sleep at all since I found out today would be the end of your punishment! Mine ended two weeks ago! Do you know how disappointed I was to hear that yours hadn't ended the same time as mine? I wanted to go jump off a cliff for amusement!"

Ciel began to nod off at Alois's rambling.

"Yeah…I know…" he mumbled.

"Anyway, you're coming over right?"

"…yeah…" Ciel mumbled again, more on the sleeping side than awake.

"Excellent! Be here in ten minutes!"

"…okay…" Ciel clicked the phone off and fell asleep immediately.



Ciel's eyebrows knitted together as he heard a deafening ring and vibration in his hold. He brought what he believed to be the phone up to his ear and answered it.

"…hello?"

"What the fuck Ciel! It's been fifteen minutes! Wake up!"

Ciel moaned.


Ciel yawned, looking up at the stoic male at the doorway. Claude moved to the side and allowed Ciel inside the manor. He hadn't seen the place in a month due to being grounded and avoiding it as much as possible. He wondered how Alois had known about the deadline of his punishment anyway.

Paddling up the stairs, he spotted the triplet servants walking about, cleaning up. They noticed his presence and bowed to him as they always did before returning to their own business. Ciel continued to walk the large hallway till he came to a large door which was vibrating viciously with the sound of music blaring.

Opening the door, he was almost knocked off his feet from the loud music. It was foreign, Japanese, he assumed. He spotted Alois bouncing on his bed, singing along with the music cheerfully with his eyes closed.

"Alois!" He called out, but couldn't be heard over the song. Ciel walked over to the stereo and flipped the off switch. The sounds died instantly, only leaving Alois to still singing until he realized his music had been cut off.

"Len! No!" His eyes popped open and spotted Ciel next to his radio.

"Ciel!" He jumped off the bed and tackled the boy onto the carpet floor. Alois buried his face into Ciel's neck and breathed in his scent. "I missed you! It's been a month and I was going crazy! Claude made me stay here at the mansion and there was nothing to do but torture the servants and masturbate to your pictures."

Ciel just stared horrified. Alois chuckled, cupping Ciel's cheek. "Maybe this time I can rely on your mouth instead of my hand?" He questioned, pecking the boy's lips quickly before quickly bouncing off Ciel and looking over his pajamas.

"I need a bath…come with me Ciel~!"

Ciel declined instantly, he did not want to be grounded again for Alois's unstable perverted actions. Once the disappointed blonde trudged off to his private bathroom, Ciel laid down on Alois's king-size bed.

He yawned again, looking over to the clock to see it was just turning seven. Alois had called him around five and had continued to call until Ciel had finally said he would come so he could stop. Closing his eyes, he fell right away into a light sleep.


"Ciel!"

Ciel flicked his eyes open, staring up at the unfamiliar ceiling and turning his gaze onto Alois who laid in front of him, beaming. "Let's do something before you fall asleep again." Alois hopped off the bed and revealed his outfit for the day.

"Wha-what are you wearing?" Ciel shot up; his eyes ran over the ridiculously tight attire.

Alois giggled, twirling around.

"It's my costume I've been working on since we saw that anime! You know the one with the demon butlers? I'm dressing up as the cute blonde kid master." Alois stopped in mid-spin and gave a terrifying smirk. "Now it's your turn to put on your costume."

Ciel felt the urge to run.


"Let me go Alois!"

"Stop struggling and put it on!"

Claude froze in mid-knock at the shouting feast going on. He had come to check on the two just in case they tried to do anything they weren't suppose too.

"I don't want to wear it! You wear it!"

"Ew, no! You won't be able to see my sexy legs if I wear that!"

"LET ME GO!"

Claude opened the door, staring at the two struggling boys on the ground. He twitched, wondering why Alois was dressed like a prostitute. Ciel was half undressed, his pants had been replaced with blue shorts and his shirt was off.

"Alois, if you don't get off me in the next second, I swear I will-"

"Kiss me? Suck my dick? Try and be a 'top' only to be forced onto the bottom and fucked so good that you'll-"

"Alois."

Alois turned towards the door, seeing a pissed off Claude staring him down. He beamed teasingly and waved. "Do you want to join us Claude?" He asked in an almost innocent tone.

"Get off Ciel or else I will be resuming your grounding."

Alois huffed, but obeyed, turning to Ciel who was now staring at the floor in annoyance. "Ciel, hurry and get dressed! I bought many costumes online and want you to try them on!" Alois commanded, tossing Ciel the rest of the outfit.

"How many outfits?"

"Just get dressed!" Alois stomped his foot and turned back to Claude in question, wondering why he was still present. "What do you want anyway? If you have no business, get out." He said simply, pushing the man out the bedroom and slamming the door in his face. Alois turned his attention back onto Ciel who had finally put on the remaining outfit in a sulking fashion.

Alois walked around Ciel in a circle, examining him from top to bottom. "It's great!" He hugged the boy from behind and placed his chin on Ciel's shoulder.

"But missing one thing."

He reached into Ciel's jacket inner pocket and rummaged around before pulling out what looked to be a black eye patch. Alois tied it securely over his right eye.

"There!" He swirled Ciel around, making him dizzier since he had been following Alois around with his eyes when he circled him like a lion about to attack. "Now you look just like that character!"

"I don't want to look like that character!" Ciel groaned, smacking his forehead.

"Oh Ciel, you act like you have a choice."


Ciel's eyebrow twitched.

Claude's eyes were hidden beneath his bangs, but from the way his body was trembling, it could be seen that he was not pleased by the turn of events.

They stood at the entrance of the manor which had been transformed from present-day décor to nineteenth century artifacts. Not only had the mansion gotten redecorated, but so did the people inside as well.

Ciel was still dressed up in his earlier attire, but now with added features of a cane and top hat. What made him mad is that Alois had made him wear over thirty different outfits and then decided to keep him in the first one he had been forced into! Claude too had been dressed up in a butler's uniform, holding a tray of teacups and a teapot that was shaking along with his body.

The triplets were dressed up in matching butler outfits, forced to stand on the opposite side of Claude and Ciel, staring up at the stairs where Alois stood, looking over the place in approval.

"Perfect! Now this really is like that anime!" Alois hopped down the stairs and over to Ciel. He nodded to the triplets who hurried over to Ciel and retrieved his cane and hat. They stepped to the side and bowed, playing the role of the respectful butlers.

"Now, Claude! We would like to dance!" Alois command, ignoring Ciel's stuttering. Claude's eye twitched, but complied, leaving the room to see if he could find the instrument Alois had assigned to him for the evening.

"I refuse to dance."

Alois turned back to Ciel.

"You're just saying that because you can't dance. Don't worry, I will teach you my amazing dance skills."

Claude returned into the room, minus the tray, with a violin. He looked over the instrument warily before testing it out. The others winced at the terrible sounds Claude produced before it slowly began to fall into a melody. It seemed he was just rusty for a moment.

"The waltz of all things?" Ciel groaned, his headache was coming on. His friend just beamed and grabbed his hand, bowing politely and kissing Ciel's captured hand.

"Would you like to dance?"

Ciel pulled back his hand and wiped it on his side, glaring blushingly. "I'm not a girl, so don't do that." He muttered, looking anywhere but his friend. Alois just smiled again and grasped both Ciel's hands, tugging him closer to him.

"Come on, I'll teach you how to do the waltz." Alois instructed Ciel to place his left hand on his shoulder. He placed his free hand on Ciel's right hip and grasped his right hand. "Now we dance in a box. Back, left, up, right, and repeat." He said as Ciel began to follow the directions uncertainly.

Time went on and all that was mostly said was…

"Ouch! You stepped on my foot!"

"It's your fault for putting it there!"

More time went on and finally some progression was made. Ciel stopped stepping on Alois's foot accidentally, but more on purpose whenever he felt the hand that was suppose to be on his hip move to his lower back.

When a sudden spike in the melody came, Alois spun Ciel around and dipped him, who screamed at him to let him back up. Alois leaned down towards Ciel and smirked suggestively. "I like you like this…you look vulnerable." Ciel did not like how this was going.

Shhrrrriieeeekkkk

Alois clapped his hands on his ears. Without Alois's hands holding onto him, Ciel fell onto the ground in a heap, rubbing his sore back from the impact. Claude stopped making the horrid noise with the back of the bow on the tightened strings and placed the instrument on a hallway tabletop.

"Claude! What is your fucking problem!" Alois hollered, rubbing his ears to get rid of the ringing. "You almost made me deaf with that shitty playing! You also hurt my Ciel!" He pointed to the boy who was still on the floor, now also trying to stop the ringing in his ears.

"Alo-"

"That's Master Alois!"

"…Alo-"

"Claude!"

Claude twitched.

"….Master Alois. What you were saying was highly inappropriate and I had to stop anything from progressing."

Ciel glared at Claude. "Why didn't you stop him when he was trying to grope me then?" He didn't receive a reply, but he could have sworn he saw a twitch of Claude's lips, like he was trying to hold in laughter, but it was only for a second.

Alois sighed, stomping his foot in annoyance. "I want breakfast now! An old-fashion meal actually! Ciel, what was that meal the masters usually have?" He turned to the boy who was still seated on the floor, looking more comfortable seating than dancing.

"Simple meal - boiled eggs, biscuits, ham I guess."

Alois thought it over.

"We want that for breakfast as well as soup, sausage, bacon, omelets, boiled vegetables, and rice!" Ciel raised an eyebrow at Alois's long list, there was no way he would eat all he had listed. Claude seemed to think the same, but decided not to go against him and just nodded.

"It'll be ready in an hour." Claude turned to leave.

"AHEM!"

Claude growled under his breath, but turned around with his usual composed face. The smirk on the child's face made him want to snap, but he held it in.

"What are you suppose to do before you leave your master~?" Alois sang, sitting down next to Ciel and twirling a piece of his hair in between his fingers.

Claude took in a deep breath and bowed.

"Excuse me, master." Claude turned and left. Alois smirk widened at the aura of rage hovering around the man. He snapped his eyes onto the remaining servants. His smirk disappeared, replaced with a scowl.

"Is there a reason you three are still here? Go clean something!" The triplets shifted at the question before bowing in union and quickly scurried off. Alois smirked amusingly before turning his attention back onto his annoyed friend.

"You have a sick twist of pleasure…how do you even get them to listen to whatever you say?" Ciel questioned.

Alois tilted his head in thought.

"Hm, interesting question…I don't know!" Alois just smiled while Ciel just stared at him as if he told him the secrets to the universe. "Anyway Ciel, we have an hour before Claude comes to get us for breakfast…so…I think it would be best to return to my room for now." The blond picked himself up, hoisting Ciel up with him.

"Wow, you're so light!"

…was it mentioned Alois picked Ciel up like a bride?

"What the hell Alois?"

"I wouldn't struggle. You might fall and break that pretty head of yours."

"If you don't put me down this instant, I'll bite off your-"

"Ciel Ciel Ciel…" Alois shook his head in disappointment, "Save the biting for the bedroom. Why do you think I bought us time from supervision? Claude has such a one-track mind sometimes that it is easy to manipulate." He winked at the flustered boy.

"Now onto a more M-rated anime."


"T-That anime wasn't sexual Alois!" Ciel stuttered from his position beneath his friend. Once they had gotten up to the bedroom, Alois had immediately trapped Ciel on the bed.

The blonde grinned pervertedly, trapping Ciel with his legs and leaned over to his dresser by his bed. Opening the middle drawer, he pulled out a case, similar to a game case, and held it in Ciel's view.

"Kuroshitsuji…Mystery of Paradise Dreams?" He looked over the case, appalled at the picture X-rated position the characters were in. "Wha-what is this!" He smacked the case away, revealing Alois's smirking face again.

"You're so innocent. Don't you know that in today's world, people make our precious, simple animes into perverted fantasies for the fan girls? As you can see, the characters we are playing today were in a very interesting position on the case…"

Ciel knew where this was going.

"So…Ciel…" Alois ran his fingers over Ciel's jacket. "Do you…want to continue where we left off?" He leaned down and placed a tender kiss beneath Ciel's covered up eye and trailed over before pressing his lips on Ciel's.

As usual, there was resistance, but was stopped once Alois's grabbed a hold of Ciel's cheeks and held him in place. He ran his tongue on the sealed lips, nibbling and sucking until finally an opening appeared which Alois greedily took, deepening the kiss.

Ciel let out small pants as the invader took over his mouth and then he could feel himself responding to the pleasurable torture. He felt Alois's hand leave his face and grabbed onto Ciel's hands and tossing them over his shoulders.

Familiar hands appeared at his bottom. Lips still sealed together, Ciel's eyes snapped opened, staring up into Alois's mischievous eyes. He felt the hands roam over slowly before rising upwards and disappearing inside his shorts and boxers. Shivers went uncontrollably through his body as he almost could feel the hovering finger near his entrance.

Ciel pulled away quickly.

"Stop it." He hissed, grasping onto the daring arm to keep it from moving any further. "I just got off punishment and I will not return because you're horny." Ciel pulled himself away quickly from his friend before he could cling onto him and moved onto the further side of the room.

"Ciel!" Alois whined, stretching out to his friend.

"No Alois. Do something else to get your mind out of the gutter."

Alois pouted, looking down to his short shorts in agony. "But Ciel, I'm so hard. Can't you at least get rid of it for me? Please?" Alois sat up on his knees, giving Ciel a kicked-puppy expression.

"No." Ciel turned his back to him.

Alois frowned, but suddenly an idea hit home.

"I promise I won't try and seduce you for an entire week."

Ciel froze. That was an offer he did not want to refuse. The thought of being free from molestation, even if a week was like hearing that the world had finally gained world peace.

"…What do you want me to do?" Ciel asked hesitantly, looking back.

Alois grinned innocently.

"Suck me off of course."

"I refuse."

"Ciel! You're being unfair! I even promised you a week of freedom!"

"A week isn't enough for me to fall that low."

Alois whimpered. "Ciel, please. It's starting to hurt and get harder just looking at your flustered face."

Ciel blinked, realizing his face did indeed feel hotter than usual.

"No."

"If you do this, I promise to stop forcing you into my schemes for two weeks."

Ciel bit his lip, all the promises were so tempting that he could almost feel himself having an inner battle with himself just not to move over to Alois. He looked over to Alois who gave a wave and then down to his feet that were shaking like crazy.

No. I have my pride! I will not do something so disgusting!

"You agree?"

Ciel blinked and jumped back, wondering when had he crossed the room and gotten in front of Alois. Was he that desperate for peace! He felt like what Alois looked like, a prostitute wannabe.

The door opened.

"Breakfast is rea-" Claude was cut off by a pillow hitting him in the face. The pillow fell to the floor, revealing a pissed off Alois and a relieved Ciel. "…did I interrupt something?"

"Yes!" Alois screamed.

"No!" Ciel exclaimed.

"Breakfast is supposed to be ready in an hour! It's only been eight minutes!" Alois yelled, jumping off his bed and storming towards Claude. "How the fuck did you make all that food in just a mere eight minutes? I'm not stupid Claude! You didn't even fucking attempt to make the shit I ordered, did you?"

"Of course not." Claude said simply.

"Ugh! I hate you!" Alois shrieked. "Just when Ciel was-" He was smacked in the head.

"I'm going to eat and shut up Alois." He hissed the last part and walked passed Claude to the dining hall downstairs. Alois followed, shooting Claude another glare.


"This is fucking cold!" Alois gagged down the cold egg.

"You put up a fight for twenty minutes, what did you think would happen to the food?" Ciel questioned, sipping his tea. "While you went on a rampage, I had a nice, quiet, and warm breakfast." He smirked as Alois huffed.

"I'm not hungry anyway." Alois pushed away his plate and hopped up. "Claude, clean this up. Ciel and I will be going out." He walked over to his companion and pulled him out his seat. "And we will be going out just like this~!"

"What?"

"It wouldn't be proper to go outside in that outfit Alois." Claude stated, motioning for the triplets to retrieve the dishes. "Change before you leave." He glanced back to Alois, only to find the boy face to face with him.

"Claude, that isn't fair! I want to show off my outfit!"

"It's inappropriate for outside."

"Claude!"

"No."

"Claude~!"

"No."

"CLAUDE!"

"…"

"Don't ignore me!" Alois shook the stoic man. "I'm fourteen years old! What do you expect me to do? Follow some creep into his van for sweets? Ciel might fall for that, but I wouldn't!"

"I wouldn't fall for something that painfully obvious." Ciel muttered.

"Please Claude!" Alois looked to him with teary eyes; hoping guilt would get to him. Claude just stared, unfazed really. He never fail for tears when it came to Alois, it always ended up with something bad happening.

"Go change."

Alois growled, Claude wasn't budging and he was stuck having to obey him.

"UGH! Fine! You are hereby fired as my butler!"

Claude blinked before getting up from his sit and walking away.

"Where are you going!"

"To change. I'm fired, remember?"

Alois's eyebrow twitched as the man disappeared into the hallway to his room. Claude got on his nerves more than anyone else he could think of.

"Ciel, let's go."

Ciel frowned.

"Didn't he say we have to chan-"

"Does it look like I give a flying fuck what he said? We're going!"


The stares they were getting were uncomfortable to Ciel. Alois just either switched from ignoring them to glaring at some points. His mood swings actually helped for a change, scaring off pedestrians.

"Why do I have to walk with this cane? And I don't like this hat, it's stupid." Ciel asked, staring down at the cane he held in his grip and felt the pressure of the top hat on his head that felt like it was getting heavier every second they walked.

"You have to wear it! Your costume won't work if you don't have everything!" Alois sighed, he was sick of explaining to his friend every minute he asked the same question over and over.

"Where are we going anyway? I've been walking for the past forty minutes!"

"Ciel, shut up. You're ranting is getting on my nerves."

"What? Don't tell me to shut up! I have the right to rant as much as I want if I'm being forced out here!" Ciel exclaimed, stopping in his tracks and glaring at the back of Alois's head.

Alois turned towards Ciel and glared.

"You're ruining the atmosphere Ciel! It's suppose to be all loving and shit!"

"Well I don't feel loving!"

"You stupid brat!"

"Prostitute wannabe!"

"At least I'm a sexy wannabe!"

"Whatever! I'm leaving!" Ciel threw the hat and cane down next to Alois and walked off with his nose in the air.

"Ciel! Get back here!" Alois yelled, stomping his foot in anger.

"I'd rather not!" Ciel shouted back.

Alois growled and ran towards Ciel, tackling him down. The struggling match took place, rolling back and forth. People dodged them, staring as at the fighting trio as if they were crazy.

"Hey! Stop it!"

"Those brats are going to hurt someone!"

"Someone better call the police…"

A figure moved from the crowd surrounding the fighting boys. As Alois was trying to keep Ciel pinned down, a heavy hand fell onto his shoulder. Ciel stiffened at the person and Alois snapped his head back to tell the person to bug off before he came to stare at a terrifying, fake smile.

"S-Sebastian…"

Sebastian's closed eyes just twitched.


Claude glared.

Sebastian sighed.

Claude glared more.

Sebastian raised an eyebrow.

"Are we going to sit here and wait for you to push aside your hatred towards me and talk about our children?"

That really didn't sound right.

"I mean, your child and my child." Sebastian rubbed his temples at the twitching brow before smirking. "Unless, you would like it to be said that way." Sebastian tilted his head, smiling jokingly.

Claude looked away, a faint blush on his cheeks.

"Anyway, they were suppose to be in your care yet I find them in town, fighting." Sebastian said to the stoic Claude. "And why are they wearing such odd clothes? I don't think it is okay for Alois to be out dressed like that, as well as Ciel. Do you want them to get raped?"

Claude turned his attention onto the ceiling, just one floor above were where the two boys were hiding. "His punishment needs to be resumed." Claude muttered.

"Claude." Sebastian rubbed his forehead. "Punishment is not going to work. I've noticed how out of hand these two have been. It is our fault; we are too easy on them when it comes to punishment-"

"I am not."

"…well, just banning him from Ciel really doesn't help. Even with that threat, Alois still acts up, correct? Ciel, too, acts up with his bratty attitude." Sebastian sighed, he was so tired, he was ready for bed and it wasn't even close to night!

"New threats?" Claude offered what a simple idea.

"…that might work…"



"My poor face!" Alois looked into the mirror, frowning at the red marks covering his cheeks and forehead. More marks were visible on his bare body as he twirled around in the body-length mirror to see if he had any others.

Ciel huffed, not looking towards his naked friend and down at the rising water in the tub. "Put some clothes on, I don't want them coming up here and jumping to conclusions. I'm taking the first bath, like I said before." He placed his hand in the water to test the temperature and flinched at the pain erupting from his opened cuts on his palm.

"Hmph! I'm taking the first bath! It's only right since I am a guest after all!" Alois walked over to the bath and observed it, seeing it was almost ready. Ciel glared at his friend and looked away, blushing at seeing his bare body.

"I said I'm getting in first."

"No, I am!"

Ciel shot up and took off his clothes to prepare himself to get into the tub. Alois scowled and decided it was ready enough. Thus a war broke out as the boys pushed at each other to get in first before the other.

"Move Ciel!"

"You move! It's my bathtub!"

"You bra-"

Alois slipped on the slippery tiled floor and flailed to keep his balance. Ciel reached out, grabbing onto his arm, but Alois still fell, dragging Ciel into the tub with a loud splash erupting through the room.

Ciel surfaced, coughing out water.

Alois groaned, rubbing his head and leaning back against the back of the tub to keep himself from accidentally falling further in. He peeked from beneath his eyelids to see if Ciel was alright before they shot open wide at the scene before him.

Ciel was sitting on top of him, he seemed not to notice yet, and dripping wet from head to toe. He hungrily ran his eyes down the petite figure, glaring at the water that blocked off his vision of the lower half.

Ciel rubbed the stinging water from his eyes and blinked to get back his clear vision. He jumped when hands encircled his waist and he was swirled around, now leaning against the cool marble and looking up at Alois in surprise.

"What are you doi-" He paused and fathom what Alois was up too. It didn't take a genius to notice that they were both naked, in the tub, together.

"Alois…they are downstairs!" He whispered, feeling paranoid of the two adults knowing what they were up too.

"So? They think we are still mad at each other."

"I am still mad at you!"

"Then we can call this 'make-up sex'."

"I am not having sex with you in a tub!"

Alois raised an eyebrow, giving him a look of 'do you really think I give a fuck'. Ciel countered it with a 'this is called rape' glare.

Alois smirked, leaning downwards.

"You can't rape the willing, Ciel."

"If you don't get off me in the next five seconds, I'll kick your ass again." Ciel snapped, leaning backwards as Alois got closer to his face. He would not fall into heat of passion again.

Alois reached out to touch Ciel, but his hand was smacked away.

"I said no and I meant no."

"Ciel, stop being a brat." Alois reached out again and his hand was again smacked away. He glared, snapping his hands out a grasping the two wrists. He used one hand to hold them in place and reached over the tub to grab a towel while Ciel pulled to get out the hold. Before he knew it, his wrists were tied behind his back and he couldn't move.

"Alois! Untie me this instant!"

Alois licked Ciel's neck, muttering a 'no' and scrolled down, pausing at his chest and began to abuse it in bites and licks. While preoccupied with that, he placed one hand on Ciel's side to keep him in place and his free hand to travel lower down the slim body, disappearing into the water.

Ciel squeezed his eyes shut, biting down his moans, though some escaped from the pleasurable torture his chest was getting. He felt the other hand run over his inner thigh and trace itself down to his behind. Familiar fingers appeared and ran over the entrance slowly before one fingertip tested it out and pushed a tad inside.

"Ah!" Ciel gasped aloud at the intruder before Alois smashed his mouth onto his to keep his noise at bay. Water slowly poured inside, a replacement for lubrication it seemed, and the fingertip kept pressing and tracing until the entire digit entered. Ciel's eyebrows knitted together at the uncomfortable feeling that was laced with hints of pain.

Alois pulled away and nuzzled his face into Ciel's neck. "Does it hurt?" He whispered, wiggling the finger around delicately. He could feel the walls surrounding his finger tightened and then unloosen, repeating over and over for the small amount of time, like it was trying to decide which seemed to make the pain be less noticeable.

"Get it…out…" Ciel hissed through his grinding teeth.

Alois hummed in response, moving his finger in a circular motion to get the tense flesh to open more. After several moments of moving around, he pressed another finger on the entrance and felt it easily slip in.

Ciel's head fell back onto the rim of the tub and let out a painfully gasp. The finger followed the same pattern as the first one before they separated and stretched the tight spot in a scissors fashion. Ciel panted, swallowing down gallons of air. He hadn't thought it would hurt this much.

"You're crying."

Ciel snapped his eyes opened and felt tears brimming in his eyes. He quickly blinked them away and glared. "I am not crying." He choked out, looking away to hide his face.

Alois used his free hand to grasp Ciel's chin and make him look towards him. He leaned down and placed a short kiss on his lips, kind of like an apologize. He resumed moving his fingers carefully to stretch the pathway more to ready it for the final finger. Ciel shut his eyes and responded, kissing back hesitantly.

Knock knock

Ciel and Alois flung away from each other quickly.

"Wh-what?" Alois called out.

"Is Ciel in there with you?" Sebastian's voice questioned.

"Yeah, so what?"

"I think it would have been best if you two took separate baths." Sebastian tested the knob and found it was unlocked. He opened the door and saw the two were sitting far from each other, flustered most likely from the heat of the water.

"Dinner is almost ready."

Ciel rolled his eyes and flung his wrist in a shoo motion. Sebastian's eyebrow twitched at the lack of respect, but he left, closing the door behind him.


The group stood outside by Claude's car, bidding their goodbyes.

Alois flung himself at Ciel and whispered into his ear. "It looks like we were interrupted again. Don't worry; my dick will be up your ass very soon."

"GET OFF ME!" Ciel shouted, pushing the boy away, blushing madly. Alois just snickered and ran over to Claude's side.

"Let's go!" He proclaimed, tugging the man with him towards the car. "Bye bye Ciel! Sebastian!" Alois waved back at Sebastian and winked at the still blushing Ciel. He disappeared into the backseat and the door was closed by Claude.

Claude glanced back towards them and nodded towards Ciel and glared towards Sebastian. His usual silent farewell. Sebastian's wicked smirk made his scowled and a vein appeared on his forehead.

"Sebastian. Don't provoke him." Ciel muttered.

"Whatever do you mean?" Sebastian asked innocently.

They watched them drive out the driveway and onto the street. The backseat window rolled down and Alois waved again.

"Cieeeeellll, remember what I said!" He sung and laughed, ignoring Ciel's shouts as the car drove off.

"What was he talking about?"

"…I'm hungry." Ciel avoided the question and quickly fled into the house. Sebastian blinked, noticing a slight limp in Ciel's steps and followed after.

"Ciel, did Alois smack your ass again?"



The game, Kuroshitsuji: Mystery of Paradise Dreams, does not exist. ;-;