BFF Is So Overrated
~Shounen-Ai
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I automatically go to the next chapter and start typing with a smile on my face. ;O;
Pardon the extremely short chapter. D:
It's seven pages shorter than usual.
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It was hot.
Dreadfully hot.
"Ciel?" Sebastian called out, looking around the silent house. He moved to the front and found the front door was opening. Before he could go investigate, he picked up the sound of the TV from the living room. Peaking inside, he spotted Ciel sprawled on the floor, groaning in dismay.
"Ciel? Did you leave the front door open?"
Ciel turned to his side and looked to Sebastian. "Does it look like I'm capable of moving such a distance?"
"Just answer the question."
"…no…maybe…I don't remember…this heat is terrible." Ciel returned to laying on his back and stared up at the vent blowing down cool air. He sighed, but frowned when a rush of heat entered the room. He looked to the open window and groaned louder.
"Sebastian, close the window!"
Sebastian chuckled.
"I'd rather watch you suffer." He walked out the room.
"Sebastian!" Ciel called out.
"I'm going to the store, don't forget to drink plenty of water." Sebastian fixed his outfit in the hallway mirror. "I might be home sooner than usual. With this heat wave, I wouldn't imagine anyone really leaving their homes today, so it shouldn't be really crowded."
Ciel hummed, grabbing the nearby remote with his sweaty hand and muted to TV, so he could read the capitals instead of the annoying voices of the weathermen. He knitted his eyebrows together at the new temperature of 95 degrees with a 'feels-like' 100 following after.
"That doesn't make any sense! If it feels like 100, than it is 100!"
Sebastian laughed again at the outburst and headed off. "I'm off Ciel." He called out and exited, closing the door behind him.
Ciel flipped the channels, roaming for anything interesting, and paused on a channel featuring an anime. He stared blankly at the screen, watching the characters flailing around and such. A screen shot of the female character's chest suddenly zoned then and the male character burst into a nosebleed.
Ciel frowned and continued to watch. Over time, there had been at least twenty zoom in shots of the female's breasts. What disturbed Ciel was not about how annoying the anime was, even with it muted, but the lack of response he gave off. In school, he would hear his classmates always talking about girls and animes and how aroused they would get.
Looking down to his shorts, he saw no change.
"…Alois's fault." He murmured.
"Alois's fault what?"
Ciel shot up and looked over to the window where Alois stood with his chin held up by his palms. He stared at the TV in mild interest, watching the interaction of the characters before, yet another, zone in of the female's breasts came. He scrunched his nose in disgust at the scene and gave Ciel a look that could be read as 'What's wrong with you'.
"Why are you watching this? You know you'll never be straight again with me around." Alois climbed up into the window and landed safety onto his feet on the carpeted floor. He kicked off his shoes and walked over. He dropped a plastic bag next to Ciel and snatched the remote, flipping the channels until he landed on a baseball game taking place. "This looks more amusing than that show." He turned the volume back on and moved over to Ciel, laying down onto his lap.
"You're heavy." Ciel mumbled, his energy was drained, he couldn't even lay down anymore. So he leaned against the couch, staring boringly at the TV before remembering the bag Alois had brought it.
"What did you bring?"
Alois ran his hand over the carpet, his eyes never leaving the screen, and finally felt the plastic beneath his hand. Grabbing it, he held it up to Ciel who accepted it and rummaged through it.
"Popsicles…and…what is this? Bread?" Ciel looked over the strange pink-squared box.
"Pocky, a treat from Japan, I found out they sell it around here."
"...It's weird how you say you hate Japan, yet always buy merchandise related to it." Ciel said.
Alois snickered.
"I do hate it, it's a stupid place my dad loved, but I like the stuff they make, so I guess I can bare with it a bit." Alois cheered when a home run was announced on the television.
Ciel rolled his eyes and turned the box over to see hearts printed on the back, surrounding bubble-shaped letters.
"Pocky game?"
Alois looked up in curiosity and sat up next to Ciel, reading the content along with him.
"Two people are to hold onto either side of a pocky stick with their mouths and chew on it until either one drops out first or the stick breaks. Get lucky enough to make it all the way and receive a kiss as your prize." Alois read a loud, staring at the small kiddy image of a girl and boy kissing.
Ciel twitched. "What a stupid game."
"Let's play it."
"What?"
"Let's. Play. It." Alois said slowly, grabbing the box and opening it to reveal the small biscuit sticks covered in strawberry cream. He delicately pulled out one stick and carefully placed on end in his mouth, he motion for Ciel to grab the other in.
Ciel frowned, shaking his head.
"I don't want to pl-"
"Chakun!" Alois mumbled out. Ciel twitched at the name-calling, being called a chicken wasn't so bad, but coming from Alois, it annoyed him a little. He sighed loudly and grabbed the other in with his lips. Alois beamed and began to slowly nibble on his end. Ciel mimicked carefully and became more interested in the treat than the game. With his big sweet tooth, he found the snack to be delicious and nibbled a bit faster.
It broke.
Ciel pulled in the rest of his side in his mouth and chewed it blissfully. Alois pouted, pulling his half into his mouth and finishing it.
"Again." He command, grabbing another stick and placing it in his mouth.
Ciel sighed, but complied.
They nibbled carefully again, though more on Alois's side than Ciel's.
It broke again.
"Ugh!" Alois munched on his remaining part and grabbed another. Ciel swallowed down his and jumped when another stick was pushed forcefully into his mouth. He glared to his companion and watched him take his side and nibbled quickly on his end. Ciel followed, savoring the taste of the snack.
It broke again.
Ciel pulled in his half again and before he could devour it, Alois smashed his lips against his, sending them onto the floor. Ciel tried to gather what had happened, but found it hard with Alois's tongue invading his mouth and trying to steal his food. He fought back, he was always selfish when it came to sweets. The passion of the kiss grew, creating sweat on their bodies that soon had their clothes clinging onto them. Ciel grasped onto Alois's shoulders and pushed him off an inch, panting harshly.
"Too hot." He panted out and realized his snack had melted and dissolved from the intensity. Alois just stared with lustful eyes and captured his lips again, resuming the tongue war. Ciel moaned from both the pleasure and the terrible heat returning. An usual hand came out and grabbed his own. It slowly massaged his fingers before pulling it down and forcing him to grab onto something.
Ciel jumped at the hardness and tried to pull away, but the other hand held him in place. His hand twitched against the rigid feeling and slowly moved it without much of a thought. Alois pulled away from the kiss and fell into Ciel's chest, panting hard. Realizing he was causing the reaction, he continued to cautiously explore the foreign area, rubbing and squeezing carefully.
"Ciel." Alois moaned and hesitantly released his wrist he had clung to keep him in place. He ran his hand down and onto Ciel's soft member before rubbing it slowly, trying to bring it to life. "A-ah…keep going." He whispered.
Ciel blushed once he realized what he was grabbing onto, but didn't stop his antics. He continued to play with the erection as Alois let out small whimpers and moans. He found it arousing since he was the only who was usually moaning. Alois ran his hand quicker on Ciel's member,gaining more noises from the boy underneath him. The blast of pleasure kept him almost immobilized, but he forced his hand to keep moving.
The touching continued and more moans released into the room, making it more hotter than it needed to be. The vent's cool air wasn't cool enough to assist the active boys and more sweat began to appear.
"I-It's getting…ho-hotter." Ciel whispered and gasped at a hard squeeze. His own grip began to weakened, too tired to continue on. Alois caught this and took it into his own hands. He pushed their hands away, and before Ciel could say anything, smashed their hips together and grind them quickly. Series of groans left each party and a tight bubble began to appear in their stomachs. Ciel's head flung back and he let out a strangled cry and stiff as he felt a surge from downwards. Alois soon followed after and fell onto of the other, swallowing in as much cold air as possible.
"Hot." Ciel whined, pushing Alois's off with little strength and sighing in delight once he could feel cold breezes coming from the vent again. Alois pulled himself up and brushed away his sweaty bangs. He looked down to his shorts and sighed, checking over at Ciel and seeing he too had the same problem.
"We need to change our shorts." He notified before rolling over and clinging onto Ciel who blushed at the contact. After what they did, he didn't think he could touch Alois so easily for a while. Alois noticed and smirked, running his fingers slowly over Ciel's shirt and buried his nose into Ciel's neck, breathing in the sweaty scent. "Now if only you would do this more often. " He was pushed off as Ciel got up shakily on his legs and glared.
"I'm going to change." He muttered, heading up the stairs.
"Ciel!" Alois called out, but received no reply. He sighed and plopped back on the floor, staring at the game still going on. He debated on which team to root for before zoning out and daydreaming on the events that had taken place.
Then everything was sudden dark.
He scrunched his nose and pulled off the fabric blocking his vision to see that they were his shorts and boxers. He remembered now that he always left some clothes over Ciel's house if he ever had the urge to spend the night.
Alois looked over to the stairs to see Ciel had returned in clean shorts.
"Oh, you want me to do that?" Alois asked smugly.
Ciel blinked, raising an eyebrow.
Alois snickered and stood up, placing his hands on the sides of his shorts. He began to slowly peel them off, his teasing eyes never leaving Ciel's gaping face. Ciel quickly looked around not to see the stripping show.
"Pervert." He muttered, hearing the shifting fabrics, before he was grabbed from behind and held in a tight embrace.
Alois leaned over and placed a wet kiss on Ciel's cheek before pushing onto the coach. Ciel sat up, only to be pushed back down and sat on. Alois, now changed into his fresh shorts, leaned down and captured Ciel's lips.
Ciel groaned in protest, tilting his head to part their lips. "Alois! We aren't doing anything else! It's too hot and I just changed! I'm not changing again!"
Alois rolled his eyes and turned Ciel back towards him. "Calm down, all we're going to do is kiss."
"I-"
"Shut. Up." Alois breathed and got a hold of his lips again.
Ciel blinked, his eyebrows furrowed together in puzzlement. When had he fallen asleep in the first place? He glanced around, only to spot Alois laying on his chest, asleep. Seeing him brought back a rush of memories as to how they ended up like this.
Alois had forced him into yet another make-out session, which soon followed by touching, then fondling, then molesting…Alois had lied about only kissing. So with struggling and protesting, plus the growing heat and lack of water, the two had passed out.
Ciel looked over to the television to see that the baseball game had ended and it was now featuring a movie about some stupid romance-comedy. He frowned as the woman pushed the man off the boat and he fell into the lake. He felt a shift and looked back down to see Alois had woke up and was staring dazed at the TV. Alois turned his attention onto Ciel and gave him a sleepy smile before combing his hand through Ciel's hair. "We need to fuck soon. I'm tired of waiting."
Of course that would be the first thing he'd say.
Ciel pulled himself from under Alois and almost fell, his legs were still asleep. He slowly trudged to the kitchen and to the refrigerator. After rummaging through, he pulled out a bottled water and drunk it greedily to quench his thirst. Suddenly the bottle was snatched from his grip. He swirled around to get his water back from Alois, but was grabbed and tugged into him. He gasped when the cold liquid was dumped over them.
Alois laughed at Ciel's surprised expression and shook his soaked bangs.
"Much better!"
"Alois! Now I have to mop!" Ciel exclaimed, pointing to the puddle on the floor.
Alois waved his hand in dismissal. "You can have Sebastian do that when he gets back! I want ice cream!" Alois hummed and skipped back to the living room, grabbing his bag off the floor, and peaked inside to see the condition of the popsicles.
"Lucky! They didn't melt!" He looked up to see that they had been directly under the vent, keeping them from melting. He pulled out the two frozen treats and held one up to Ciel who accepted and sat back down on the couch. Alois sat next to him and ripped off the plastic, revealing his blue popsicle.
Ciel ripped off his plastic and saw he had got a yellow popsicle.
"Is there a reason for these colors…?" Ciel asked suspiciously.
Alois gave him an innocent look before he began to lap at his own popsicle while Ciel hesitantly began to eating his own.
Out the corner of Alois's eye, he watched Ciel lick his popsicle carefully, running his tongue mostly at the tip and sometimes pulling that part into his mouth to suck up juice that would slide down.
"Ciel, you pervert." Alois giggled, while Ciel gave him a questioning look. "Let me show you a more experienced method." Alois brought his popsicle to his lips and kissed it for a moment before sticking out his tongue and licking the treat from the bottom and up to the top in slow motions. He soon switched it up by running his tongue in circles over the tip before slowly thrusting the popsicle into his mouth, in and out.
Ciel just looked, he couldn't stop, even though he so badly wanted too. What made it worse was the moans Alois began to emit and then, he began to touch himself. His free hand ran over his tank top before trailing down and disappearing into the shirt. He continued his seductive antics, looking towards Ciel with amusement.
He slowly pulled the popsicle out his mouth.
"That's how you do it." He snickered once Ciel snapped out his daze and looked around, blushing furiously and stared uneasily at his own popsicle.
Alois moved over and smirked, before sticking out his tongue and licking Ciel's popsicle. He held out his own popsicle to Ciel, urging him to try it. Ciel glanced at the offered popsicle and to the boy, who was definitely up to something. The cool breeze from the popsicle blew over his face and the urge to get rid of his momentarily heat wave, he began to lick the treat.
Slowly the frozen desserts melted from the intense heat until nothing but sticky juice stuck to their hands and the stick remained. Alois grabbed the bare sticks and placed them on the table before sitting on Ciel's lap and grasping Ciel's sticky hand. He ran his tongue over each finger slowly and sometimes sucking on the fingertips for a moment.
He gently pulled the fingers from his mouth and licked his lips, satisfied.
"Ciel." Alois whispered, lowering the hand and leaned over, parting his lips next to his ear. "Did that turn you on?" He asked innocently, placing his hand on Ciel's lap and felt the noticeably clothed bulge. "Answer me, Ciel." He breathed, running the palm of his hand purposely over the erection.
"I'm home." Sebastian's voice called out and the sound of the door closing behind too. He looked into the living room and blinked, staring at the frozen stiff Ciel and the glaring Alois, who still was in his same position.
"You ruined the mood!"
"S-Sebastian…welcome back…"
Sebastian said nothing.
"Cieeeelllll!" Alois called out, stretching his arms to grabbed onto the boy, but was successfully dragged out the door by Claude.
Sebastian closed the door behind them and turned to Ciel.
"We need to talk."
Ciel rolled his eyes, he knew this was coming.
The two were then seated on the sofa, having a staring contest. Ciel waited impatiently for Sebastian to say something, while Sebastian kept his serious composure, looking over the boy carefully.
"I believe it is time to discuss the bees and the bees."
Ciel blinked.
"Birds and the bees?"
"No, bees and the bees."
"…that isn't real."
Sebastian smirked, placing his fingers together. Ciel did not like the look and shifted uncomfortably. He had a feeling whatever the heck Sebastian was talking about was related to his crazy relationship with Alois.
"First off, we need to talk about your relationship with Alois."
…did he just read Ciel's mind?
"You two are best friends, correct?"
"…yeah…"
Sebastian nodded.
"Nothing more or less?"
"…yeah…?"
Sebastian hummed in response.
"Yet I've caught you two in sexual acts. So there must be some intimate feelings in the air for you guys."
"More Alois than me." Ciel mumbled.
"Okay, so I know this won't be changing soon, I've proposed to Claude that we should teach you about the bees and the bees, in hopes that it will scar your little minds into not wanting to touch each other again."
"What the fuck Sebastian?" Ciel questioned in disbelief. He now really did not want to hear anything about the so-called bees and the bees. He had a feeling what he was about, common sense had been used, but from what Sebastian had said, he knew running away quickly would be the best solution.
"Now, let us begin!"
Sebastian's smile was scaring him.
Two…hours…
Two fucking hours.
Two fucking hours on the discuss of the infamous bees and the bees.
The internet was a lie. It told him nothing so detailed in his life before. He wondered how the hell Sebastian had been able to describe it so perfectly without being freaked out himself. Sebastian had ended the whole speech with an usual smile and announced he was going to go water the lawn. After he left, Ciel was still in his same spot, staring into space with a gaping fish face.
Sebastian had successfully scarred him alright.
Riiinnnggg….rriiinnngggg…
Ciel snapped out his daze and stuttered, slowly pulling himself up from the couch and to the phone. Making it to the ringing device, he answered it hesitantly.
"Pha-Phantomhive speaking…"
"Ciel! Don't believe any of that bullshit!"
Ciel froze.
"A-A-Alois?"
"Oh no! He got you? Don't think of what he said! He's just being graphic and overdramatic! Claude tried to same with me, but I know better!"
Ciel didn't hear anything else after the word 'graphic'. So that meant that Sebastian had been telling the truth, just with extremely good details. The memories rushed back in, he could feel his body grow cold from the thought of it.
"I…I…" He couldn't even speak!
"Don't worry Ciel. It won't hurt that much, it'll feel good, I promise."
Ciel stiffen, remembering part of the discussion. That snapped him out his trance right away. "No! You aren't putting anything near or in my behind again! Wait, scratch that, you aren't ever touching me at all ever again!" He yelled into the mouth piece.
Alois grew silent on the other line before letting out an uneasy laugh. "Ciel, that isn't funny! Do you want me to die from Blue-Balls disease?"
"If that means you not touching me, yes!"
"CIEL! Don't do this to me! I can't even go a day without touching you!"
"I'm hanging up now!" Ciel quickly did what he said he would and sighed in relief. He could have swore though he heard laughing nearby, like from the yard.
Alois gaped at the phone.
"He…hung up…" He whispered, his shoulders trembled.
The passing triplets noticed Alois's condition and looked to each other nervously, not knowing if they should check on him or be on their way, as if they didn't see him in the first place.
"You three…" Alois hissed, turning towards the boys.
They froze at the terrifying glare.
"From the display case upstairs, bring me my father's antique sword. I'll be exterminating a certain guardian today."
The triplets gulped.
Uhhh, I hadn't realized I screwed up the title so many times. XD;
First it was BBFs. DX
Then BFFs...
There shouldn't have be any 'S'! D:
No one seemed to notice...or they did and didn't say anything. XD;