BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai


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x I'M BORED! ;-; I need…more stories…mostly in the XXXHOLIC, Pandora Hearts, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia, and Vocaloid sections. D': Especially in the Vocaloid section…KAITO X LEN FTW! I'm thinking of making a contest in which I'll write an one-shot for anyone who makes an awesome story in any of the categories I love. (which are all posted on my profile), but I'm too lazy for that, so I'm debating with myself...

x I'm such a bad person, writing all this M-rated sexual fantasy crap. I'mma get arrested! I think I'mma tone this down in the next chapters to just kisses...please don't kill me in my sleep! D: I already can't sleep nowadays with my phobia about aliens coming to fucking kidnap me in the middle of the night. ;-; I need to stop watching UFO documentaries...SHUT UP! Documentaries are AWESOME. ;O; Except for the Labor Documentaries...noooo..too much blood and baby heads. ;-;

x Yes, this chapter is rushed...I think...maybe it's because I'm placing them in parts now...yes it is late at night...yes I did read over the story...no, I did not reread it nth amount of times...no, I do not have a beta yet...why? Because I don't. D:

x Semi-small...like micro-small SebClau moment.


Ciel furrowed his eyebrows, feeling a strange warmth curled up to his chest. Blinking open his eyes, he saw mostly darkness and felt rumbling underneath him. He moaned, sitting up and looking over the room. "Oh…that's right." He mumbled, realizing he was in the rental trailer. The abnormal warmth source shifted again and he looked down, squinting his eyes through the darkness to see what it was.

Alois mumbled in his sleep, reaching out and grabbing onto the boy. Ciel stiffen at the touch and by reaction, pushed him off. Alois tumbled onto the floor and groaned in pain, holding his head.

"What the fuck?" He whined, sitting up and looking up tiredly to Ciel. "What was that for? I didn't do anything."

"Alois, I told you that you are not allow to touch me!" He snapped and glared threatening towards the boy. Ciel was still traumatized by the talk he had with Sebastian two weeks ago, while Alois seemed to grow an newfound hatred for the fellow guardian. Over time, Alois had began to try and revert Ciel back to 'normal', though it was hard to do, it was almost working, but at an extremely slow pace.

"Come on Ciel. You're overexaggerating!" Alois hopped back onto the small mattress and clung back onto the boy who let out a yelp, before flailing to get Alois off him. Once Alois was able to get Ciel beneath him, he smirked devilishly, running his fingers slowly over Ciel's right hip. "Don't worry, I'll cure you." He whispered, leaning down and placing a small kiss on the side of Ciel's lips who stuttered at the feeling. "Don't you see how prepared I am today?" Alois grabbed onto Ciel's hands and placed them firmly on his ass, rubbing them carefully over the tight fabric. "Here I am, wearing my favorite shorts." He beamed at the flustered face.

"And now, maybe your favorite too?" He kissed the other side of Ciel's lips. "But why they are my favorite is simple…," Alois placed another kiss near Ciel's lips, this time underneath them. "I can get out of them easily. Just a slight tug." Another kiss on the above the shaking lips.

"Do you want to test it out?" He asked innocently.

Ciel opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Alois smirked and leaned down, breathing over the luscious lips. "Maybe I can help you answer? One kiss and before you know it, we'll be fucking so long and hard that that little phobia of yours will be gone."

Alois sat up.

"Actually, I tested out that little thing about being 'bottom'. I never knew how much pleasure I could get. Maybe we can switch it up today?" He brought his fingers to his lips and licked them seductively. "What do you think? Did I use my fingers…or did I have a toy?" His smirk grew at Ciel's stunned stare.

"I-" Ciel wanted to decline the offer but was hushed by Alois's finger.

"Ciel, did you even notice that you haven't removed your hands from my ass yet?"

Ciel noticed and tried to pull them away, but they were placed firmly back in place.

"Maybe it'd be best to accept the offer than throw it away. Better yet, don't even think. Just feel." Alois stuck out his tongue and licked his lips before moving down and licking Ciel's. The trailer must have hit a bump because the sudden vibration sent Alois back onto the floor. "Ouch, who the hell is driving?" He exclaimed, getting to his feet and storming over to the door. He pushed it opened and looked past the small kitchenette and up towards the front.

"Watch where your fucking drive! You almost killed me!"

Sebastian chuckled from his side in the passenger's seat, raising an eyebrow at Claude who remained mute and focused on the road, trying to dodge small ditches in the road. Sebastian heard the door slam shut and quiet murmurs before the door reopened.

"Sebastian, I'm hungry, are we there yet?" Ciel questioned, gripping onto Sebastian's seat to keep himself steady.

"We'll be there soon."

"You said that earlier!"

"Oh, did I?"

Ciel growled.

"I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up when we are there." Ciel retreated back to the backroom, suddenly the door was opened and he was tugged him inside.

Sebastian looked back curious, seeing the door shut quickly and looked over it suspiciously, before shrugging and returning his sight back to the road. "Well we are alone again. Shall we sing?"

Claude glared at the road.

"Maybe a little game?"

Claude's glare darkened.

"Okay, how about I Spy?" Sebastian smirked, seeing Claude's fingers twitch on the steering wheel.

"I spy something…black…"

Claude maneuvered the car onto another road, using that advantage to pretend to be looking out the side mirror near Sebastian's side to see what he was staring at. He looked away quickly when he saw the amusing smile and red eyes pointed towards him.

"Another hint?" Sebastian offered, no answer was rewarded. He tapped his finger on his chin.

"Hmm…I spy something…gold."

Claude didn't reply, though his shoulders froze for a quick second before they returned to their normal selves. Sebastian caught the response and leaned back casually, folding his arms. "More hints? Well there is stoic, calculated, obdurate, striking." Sebastian continued to list off different terms, peeking over to Claude and noticing a very small, almost unnoticeable, change in color in his cheeks.

"Well, I'm out of hints. Any thoughts?"

"…"

"You're not interesting at all when it comes to games." Sebastian grabbed something carefully from the dashboard and held out his palm to the man.

"Such a easy one too."

Claude took a peak at Sebastian's hand and saw a small spider crawling around the palm. He glared heatedly towards Sebastian who gave him an innocent smile.

"What is it? Was your guess off?"

Claude looked back to the road, ignoring him purposely.


"Alois." Ciel hissed, pushing the boy's hands away from his shorts. "I don't want a blow job! Get off me!" Ciel was pushed down onto the bed again, with Alois on him, trying to seize his shorts.

"Wanna give me one instead?" Alois beamed, still struggling to get his hands on the shorts zipper.

"No!"

"Fine, how about a kiss?" Alois pointed to his own lips.

Ciel blinked, that was simple, but he could feel something was off. Alois wouldn't give up that quickly for something that small, right? The look he was getting proved his point and he frowned.

"What's the catch?" He asked slowly, preparing himself for any surprise attacks.

Alois giggled, leaning down onto Ciel.

"You have to start and control the kiss."

Ciel blushed.

He never started anything with Alois, it was always the other way around. This time he was in control and the thought made him feel dreadfully shy.

"Decide quick Ciel before I change my mind~" Alois hummed.

Ciel bit his lip and looked for any escape from the situation. Where the hell was Sebastian busting in when he actually needed him? A moment of waiting for the infamous arrival, nothing came, annoying Ciel greatly.

"Fi-fine…" He murmured, keeping his sight on the bed and away from the rooting blond on top of him.

Alois got off Ciel and sat on his knees. He closed his eyes and waited for Ciel to start. The brunette blushed harder and looked back to the door in hopes that Sebastian would come, heck, even Claude would do!

"Hurry up!"

No one…

Ciel let out a silent sigh and turned back to Alois who now had a look of irritation. Reaching out trembling hands, Ciel placed them on the sides of Alois's face, whose expression soon turned from irritation to glee from the small touch, and slowly advanced towards the waiting boy. He closed his eyes and leaned in closer, his own lips trembling.

Alois peeked from one eye and looked over the upset boy and leaned over a bit closer to get the kiss quicker.

Ciel breathed in deeply through his nose, swallowing down his nervousness, and finally kissed the other.

Alois clung onto Ciel's shoulders, tugging him closer, but made no move to deepened the kiss. Ciel got the silent message and hesitantly pushed his tongue onto the warm lips, running over them carefully until Alois finally allowed him inside. Ciel searched the warm cavern, running his tongue over the gums, teeth, and finally finding the other's tongue.

Alois tilted his head, mashing their lips together more, and began to move his own tongue, attacking Ciel's, but not too dominantly, he wanted to keep Ciel in control longer, to see what reactions he would get from him. In order to spice it up, he let out a small moan, knowing how well Ciel responded to his pleasurable noises.

Ciel responded instantly, creating a tongue war and his hands found themselves on Alois's waist and slowly they dragged down, pausing at the sudden flesh. He remembered that Alois had decided to wear a bellybutton shirt and felt something rush over his body at the thought as he felt around the warm skin.

Removing his hands from Ciel's shoulders, he grasped onto the hands on his body and brought them upwards, into his shirt, and placed them purposely on his chest. His pressed further into the kiss, returning his arms back in their original place. He felt Ciel's fingers survey the foreign area before they found the two buds and began to toy with them. He let out a sigh as a shiver went down his spine at the feeling.

Ciel never knew that one could kiss so long. From the movies, it looked like they would need air by now. But now actually thinking about it, they used their noses to get the air they needed, so there wasn't much of a problem, besides that his body was moving on its own accord. He could feel his fingers rubbing at Alois's nipples, who in turn, moaned in ecstasy, pressing his chest closer into the hands.

Alois parted their lips for a moment, panting heavy against Ciel's mouth. "Do you want to go further, Ciel?" He panted, looking to Ciel with glossy eyes. He was already sweating from the heat of the trailer and the feverish kiss. The sight was too much and something seemed to snap inside of Ciel. Before he knew what had happened, Alois was beneath him.

He panted, looking over the boy and swallowed. His hands left from beneath the shirt, staring at the erect buds sticking out under the tight shirt. Swallowing, he leaned down and captured the clothed bud in his mouth and sucked on it. He heard Alois let out a gasp and his hands went from Ciel's shoulders and buried into his hair, keeping him in place. He continued to abuse the nipple before pulling away and working on the other, receiving more positive responses.

"Cieell…" Alois whined, slowly grinding his body against Ciel to inform him of his problem below. "Further." He whispered, releasing Ciel's hair and placing them back onto his shoulders to give him the ability to move. He could feel the lust radiating off of his friend, something that he hadn't felt in a long time. He groaned anxiously, curling a leg around Ciel's.

Suddenly the trailer jerked and began to slow down. From those signs, it meant that they had finally arrived at their destination.

Ciel quickly pulled himself away from Alois, his natural thinking came back into play and he stared horrified at his hands, wondering what had he done. Alois sat up, pouting that the experience was over and that it would be forever until Ciel would touch him again.

"Guess this means no sex…" Alois murmured, fixing his shirt and standing up. "I'm gonna go jack off in the bathroom…unless you want to do it for me-" He received a harsh glare and sighed loudly. "Finnneee." He whined and went over to the small bathroom, slamming the door shut behind him.

Ciel opened the small window above the bed and saw that they now were on a dirt road in a dense forest. So they really were almost at the site. He jumped when he suddenly heard loud moaning of his name and looked to the bathroom Alois was occupying. The little bastard was jacking off to thoughts of him was what Ciel thought, extremely upset with Alois's behavior and the fact that he felt pleased by the thought.

A knock came from the other door.

"Is everything alright? I thought I heard Alois scream. Is he okay?" Sebastian's muffled voice asked.

Ciel's eyebrow twitched.

Oh now he wanted to show up.


Ciel surveyed the campsite.

It was big like Sebastian had said.

They were inside a forest clearing that had been ruled safe for camping from the sign nailed into the side of the mountain nearby. In the center of the campsite were collected rocks and branches that Alois had randomly grabbed and threw together, announcing he wanted to sleep in a tent instead of inside the trailer for the night, to try and experience the so-called "great outdoors" feel. Nearby the mess was a small stream that sprouted jumping fish every now and then, seemed they could be having fish for dinner.

Everywhere else, all Ciel saw was trees and shrubs. Though he did notice at the side of the mountain wall was a cliff where he could swear he spotted sleeping bats, which he hoped he wouldn't have to deal with at night. He already knew Alois would somehow manage to make him sleep outside with him, so he knew he had to take precautions before the dreadful night came.

"Ciel!" Alois called out as he exited the trailer and waved towards him before running over. "Look at this!" Alois said excitedly, skidding to a stop next to his friend and showed him a certain page in a booklet. "Right here! It says if campers go up to infamous Nightfall Cliff, their hormones mysteriously sky-rocket and they go at it like rabbits till dawn." Alois winked, showing him the article.

"Alois, this is a porn magazine…" Ciel wrinkled his nose once he realized what type of magazine it was. How did Alois get his hands on such a thing in the first placed?

"Not just a porn magazine, but an Outdoors porn magazine! I forced the triplets to go and buy me one since that stupid old man wouldn't sell it to me when I went earlier. Anyway, we should check it out and see if its really works."

"No."

"Come on Ciel! If I go by myself, It'll be boring and not really fun to find!" Alois exclaimed, flailing his arms like a child denied a cookie.

Ciel rolled his eyes at the behavior.

"I said no. I actually like being in control of my body."

Alois snorted.

"I like it better when you're not…like earlier." He whispered huskily, trailing his fingers teasingly down Ciel's shoulder. His hand was smacked away instantly and he got a glare, which he responded back with a smile.

Ciel turned away from him and headed back to the trailer. "Sebastian! I'm hungry!" He shouted, entering the vehicle which was releasing a delightful aroma from the kitchenette. Ciel spotted Sebastian at the sink, cleaning a bowl of tomatoes and lettuce.

"I know Ciel. I'm getting lunch ready now. Why don't you go help Claude with setting up the picnic table?"

Ciel gave him a blank stare.

"…or go play with Alois."

Ciel sighed and muttered a 'fine', grabbing a stack of paper plates and box of silverware, and ventured out the trailer and over to Claude who was placing a cloth over the old picnic table. He placed the items down on the table and looked back over to where he had left Alois, but saw that he was gone.

"Where did Alois go?" Ciel asked, looking back to Claude.

Claude looked up from his task at hand and looked around, his frown deepening. If Alois had wandered off, he most likely was lost and didn't even realize it yet. Ciel got the silent message and groaned, smacking his forehead.

"I'll go find him." He muttered and returned back into the trailer. Sebastian gave him a questioning look, but Ciel ignored it as he went into the backroom and found his backpack that was filled with hiking gear. After claiming his stuff, he was back outside and instantly knew where Alois had gone off too.

"Pervert." He grumbled and followed a man-made path that looked to lead into the mountains. He walked calmly, not really in a rush to find the lost boy, and enjoyed the calmness and peace. Spotting a sign hanging from a tree branch, it stated he was half a mile away from Night Cliff.

There was no way Alois would make it that far on foot without taking a break.


"Where is he?" Ciel hissed.

He had been walking for the past several minutes and still hadn't caught any sight of his friend. Dodging a fallen tree trunk and turning a sharp corner, he finally caught sight of his friend who was a ways ahead. His head was down, looking at what appeared to be the same magazine from before in his hands. Ciel sighed, Alois was so clueless to his surroundings, he would get hurt sooner or later.

"Alois!" He called out.

Alois didn't hear him, the sudden sound of gushing water enter his ears. He looked over and spotted on the side of the road was a cliff, leaning over, he spotted a river downwards, rushing fast. He assumed a waterfall was nearby and believed once it came into sight, Alois would most definitely be resting there.

Looking back up, he blinked, seeing Alois was already gone.

"Damnit." He hissed and speed up his own walking.


An eternity seemed to pass as he walked in silence, his ears alert to any sound of footsteps or Alois's annoying voice. The elevation rose as well as the temperature and light-headed effects. He hated the effects of being high up, which is why he chose to always stay away from tall places in the first place.

"Alois!" He called out again, hoping to get a response.

Still nothing.

"Ugh." Ciel groaned, spotting a suitable rock for sitting and decided it time to take a break. He sat down and sighed in relief, his feet were starting to hurt and his stomach was growling terribly. He believed it was almost time for lunch and he would miss it do to Alois's stupid adventurous spirit. "I'll kill him." He hissed, though he hoped something else would kill first. He didn't feel like doing anything else.

"KYAH!"

Ciel jumped at the scream and looked up, spotting another sign about Night Cliff and saw he was extremely close to the area. Had his thoughts been answered? He hadn't really been serious! Quickly he raced up the slope and found himself finally on a flat surface that was covered in incredibly tall, almost corn stalk tall, dark purple-shaded flowers.

He heard someone, most definitely Alois, coughs and slowly trudged through the flowers, pushing them out his way to see his path. He followed the noises carefully until he came into the what he believed to be the middle of the area. He spotted a dash of blond and looked over, seeing Alois on his back, holding his chest with a pained look.

"Alois?"

Alois flinched and looked up weakly towards Ciel, panting heavily.

"Ci-Ciel…I can't breath…" He panted, gripping tighter onto his chest in agony. Ciel quickly moved over and helped him sit up. Alois let out a moan of pain, clinging onto Ciel for support. "I'm dizzy…" He groaned and buried his face into Ciel's shirt.

Ciel looked around for any source of what was causing Alois to react so badly and realized how strange the flowers looked. They all were half-budded, which was odd since it was the middle of summer and mostly everything was in full bloom by now, and they seem to be shivering even though they wasn't a breeze.

"Alois, what did that magazine say about flowers?"

Alois moaned in response, too tired to move.

Ciel took it upon himself, patting down Alois's pockets to find the magazine, but found nothing. He must have dropped it somewhere nearby. Before he could move away, Alois's arms grasped onto him tightly and flung him on the ground. He stared up questioningly at his friend and saw the dazed glance in the boy's eyes. Alois let out harsh pants and slowly scanned over Ciel's body.

"Ciel…you look so nice." He whispered, placing his hand onto Ciel's clothed stomach and rubbed in gently. "Really nice…but it'd be best without these bothersome clothes." Alois began to tug at the attire, but struggled as Ciel tried to keep his shirt down.

"Alois, stop it!" Ciel exclaimed, now he was debating between either Alois was messing around and trying to take advantage of his panic attack or the so-called myth of Night Cliff was real and taken over Alois's body.

"Ciel, come on, stop resisting." Alois complained, nuzzling his cheek into the belly and placing his other hand directly on top of Ciel's shorts, rubbing them gently. "I want you inside me." The statement left Ciel gaping and almost lost his grip on his shirt, before he noticed how warm he was getting. His vision was slowly blurring and his breathing was coming out in small breathes, almost exactly like Alois, minus the lust-drive.

Alois smirked lazily as Ciel's grip slacked. He moved the offending hands out the way, unzipping the zipper of the shorts, and pulled them down, along with the boxers. He pouted at the wilted member and grabbed it, rubbing it quickly to bring it to life.

Ciel let out a gasp at the cool hand and tried to fight off the fogginess of his mind. He couldn't really tell what was going on anymore. He could feel himself responding to the touches and knew it had to stop it before it escalated any further. He needed to find the magazine and see what was going on. He scanned the area, trying to ignore Alois's antics, and spotted the magazine feet away, almost hidden behind the stems of the flowers. Ciel reached out a trembling hand to grabbed the booklet, but instead gripped onto the soil and threw his head back when a warm, wet foreigner swallowed the head of his member.

Alois hummed around the head, running his fingers on the sides carefully before releasing the prisoner and replacing his fingers with his tongue.

Ciel covered his mouth to hold off his screams of pleasure and weakly opened his watery eyes (when had they closed?), he turned his attention back onto the booklet. Tugging his fingers from the earth, he snaked his hand onto the magazine and quickly brought it into his view, seeing it was on the right page he needed.

Flowers.

The flowers were called Erotic Pests, how fitting. It seemed that whenever they were disturbed, they would release a type of aroma that would shut down any senses to inflict danger to them and turn the intruders into lustful creatures until they passed out. Now knowing the problem, he continued to read to find a cure. He bit his tongue as another bust of pleasure ran through his veins once he could feel Alois return back to sucking. His grip went slack on the article for a second before he quickly grasped the cover and looked hard for a remedy.

He found it.

"Fi-figures." He panted out and dropped the book, grasping onto Alois's shoulders. Quickly he squeezed his fingers against the clothed skin and watched Alois's reaction go from pleasurable to pain.

"Ouch! What the fuck!" Alois jumped away from Ciel and hissed, rubbing his pinched shoulders.

Pain had been the only way to snap him out of it.

Ciel sat up and pinched himself, flinching at the pain, but felt the effect of the flowers disappear instantly. He sighed in relief and redid his clothes.

Alois blinked, looking around the area in curiosity before licking his lips suspiciously.

"Did I eat something sweet?"

Ciel sighed, smacking his forehead.

This was going to be one long camping trip.


T_T I'm tired.

I don't wanna write anything for at least three weeks. ~_~

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