BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

X Thank you all! I'm almost up to 100 reviews!

X Wow, I didn't even realize six days have passed since my last update. O_o

X This is random, but as anyone ever been a flower girl before when they were little? It's such a nerve-wrecking job with everyone cooing at you. D': I almost ran out the room crying, but I had to finish the flower throwing, so I just stared at my feet as flashes of cameras went on and off and people squealed. Then when it was over, I ran to my aunt and hid. I think people laughed at me. ;O;

X In this chapter, there isn't any sexual activities. X3 -watches reviewers walk away- Hey! D:

X IMPORTANT TO REVIEWERS: I got some reviews that seemed a bit sad that Alois was now uke. Guys, this is Alois x Ciel x Alois, aka, they are gonna be switching sometimes. But it'll mostly be Ciel as uke for he is too stubborn to start anything, but there WILL be times when he does. Kay? So please don't worry!

It was nightfall, the first night of the camping trip. The whole day had mostly been arguing and getting things set up for the long week ahead. Exhausted, the quad now sat around a campfire set up by Claude earlier. They munched on the small sandwiches whipped up by Sebastian and talked, trying to find something interesting to do.

Alois swallowed the remaining of his sandwich and his hand shoot up to grab everybody's full attention. "I know what we can do! Let's tell scary stories! Its suppose to be some shitty tradition. I see it on TV all the time!"

"That's a stupid idea. I say we just go to sleep." Ciel retorted.

"No, I think it's a good idea." Sebastian smiled, ignoring the harsh glare from Ciel. "What do you think, Claude?" He asked, looking over to his companion who hadn't really contributed much to their conversation. Claude glanced over to Sebastian for a moment and returned his gaze back onto the fire. Sebastian just proclaimed it was an agreement and Alois cheered, before explaining the rules of the small game.

"Okay, one story per person! It has to be really scary that…Ciel will freak out!"

"Hey! Don't use me just for your amusement!"

"I'll go first!" Alois crawled over to his tent and ducked inside, rummaging around the small shelter until he found a flashlight. He returned back to his original spot next to Ciel and turned it on beneath his face, giggling eerie.

"This is the tale of something horrible…so horrible that even Claude will scream."

Claude rose an eyebrow.

"So horrible…even Ciel will want to comfort me!"

Ciel just stared.

"It goes like this!"

Alois awoke in bed, feeling so cold and lonely. Turning to his side, he smiled at the familiar back pointing in his direction.

"Ciel~!"

"Hey! I don't want to be in your story!" Ciel interrupted.

"Shhh!" Alois hissed and returned to his storytelling.

Ciel woke up from the call and looked back to his glorious lover, smiling happily and leaned over, kissing him softly on the lips.

"ALOIS!"

"Oh Ciel, I didn't know you wanted me to tell about what happened before that. I guess I can go back and talk about how much screaming we made." Alois sighed dreamily.

"You bastard." Ciel hissed.

After a hot make-out session between the two, Alois realized they had woke up around eleven at night. Alois found that odd since he never really woke up so suddenly in the middle of the nights and believed something was wrong.

Then suddenly, a crash came!

CRASH!

Ciel went on high alert and grabbed his special staff that he had gotten as a present from his beloved Alois for their seventh-month anniversary. Soon the two were out the room, quietly and slowly.

The house was darker than usual, which sent Alois into panic since he doesn't like the dark. The dark sucks! Anyway, Ciel turned to him and smiled comfortably. "Don't worry, I'll protect you." He whispered and placed a kiss on Alois's forehead.

Ciel covered his face in embarrassment.

Claude looked as indifferent as ever.

Sebastian had his hand to his mouth, his shoulders trembling from the pressure of holding in his laughter.

CRASH!

Another one had come!

This time, they had located the sound, it was coming from the basement!

"Stay here. I'll go check it out." Ciel whispered.

"No way, let me come with you!" Alois replied.

"No, it might be to dangerous. It could be a robber or worse, a rapist!"

Alois gasped, never thinking it could be a rapist. I mean, come on, if a rapist saw him he'd definitely try to catch him and claim his ass.

"But Ciel, you're a cutie too, what if it rapes you?"

Ciel blinked, he never thought of that.

"Well, I guess it would be best to call the police instead."

The two ventured down the stairs carefully since just beneath the staircase was the door to the basement and if they intruder heard them coming down, they would be in sooooo much trouble! So finally they got downstairs, but it was so dark that it was hard to find the damn phone! Alois ran his hands over the walls, trying to see if he could feel his way in the direction of the phone. Finally, he bumped into the familiar hallway table and felt the phone. He quickly pulled it to his ear and he realized it was dead!

"Ciel, it's dead." He looked around.

Ciel was nowhere in sight!

Turning his head towards the door that lead to the basement, he saw it flash shut by a unknown hand.

"No! Ciel! It got Ciel!" He screamed.

Alois thought of all the terrible things that could be done to his uke! The thoughts made him angry and before he realized it, he was quietly tiptoeing down the stairs, surveying the area carefully to avoid getting caught. Well, since he had seen the movies, he knew not to call out to Ciel unless he wanted to die, so he stuck to silence. Finally he reached the bottom and hid behind the washing machine, peeking around and spotting a faint light coming from the corner of the room.

Alois swallowed nervously and carefully ventured over, sticking to the wall. He then looked around the corner and stared shockingly at what he never thought was possible.

SEBASTIAN WAS THE RAPIST!

"…" Claude looked at Sebastian.

"…" Ciel looked at Sebastian.

"..." Sebastian said nothing.

Ciel had been chained up and put in a corner whilst Sebastian seemed to be rummaging through Alois and Ciel's personal sex toys chest!

Ciel's eyebrow twitched.

"Oh Ciel, don't worry, you'll enjoy this very much." Sebastian said all sexy-like because sadly, Sebastian is just fucking sexy. Oh and he smells nice too. If I didn't love Ciel so much, I'd go after him.

"What the hell Alois!" Ciel screamed, glaring daggers at Sebastian as if he had done something unforgivable.

Sebastian laughed. "Thank you for the compliment."

Alois watched in horror, wondering what to do to save his lover! With his mind focused on a plan, he didn't notice someone coming from the shadows behind him and it was too late, he was grabbed and tugged into the light.

Two intruders!

Alois looked up timidly at the other intruder that was revealed to be Claude!

Claude frowned.

"No! Don't rape me you pedophiles!" Alois screamed, trying to get away from the man, but damnit, he was strong! So he was stuck in his hold! Though Claude is hot too, Alois doesn't really like him much since he's an asshole.

Ciel screamed. "Let him go! You can have me instead!"

Alois gasped in horror.

"Then that'll be gang-rape Ciel! No! Don't be a hero!"

Ciel placed on his usual hot stern look.

"If it means I can save my true love, then I'll do it!"

Alois screamed "No!", struggling to get to Ciel while the pedophiles started to talk over the proposal all silent-mind trick like.

"Why one uke, when we can have two?" Sebastian said.

Soon Alois was in the corner with Ciel, staring frightening at the men as they advanced slowly towards them, both holding various sexy toys in their possession with sick, twisted smirks.

"Nooooo!" Alois screamed and threw the flashlight at Sebastian. "And then, they were raped and made sex slaves for the rest of their innocent lives…the end!" Alois beamed at the silent trio. "Wasn't that scary? Ciel, comfort me." He whined, crawling over to the body and reached out to grab onto him, but his hands were smacked away.

"It wasn't scary, it was stupid and disgusting!" Ciel yelled.

"It was scary to me…" Alois murmured.

Claude and Sebastian looked at the flashlight that he had caught and wondered if it meant it was his turn to tell a story. Alois noticed the reactions and beamed towards Sebastian, motioning him to start.

Sebastian sighed.

"Well I suppose I can talk about one of my constant nightmares." He said, before flickering the flashlight back on and beginning.

Sebastian was having his normal day.

Cleaning.

Cooking.

Taking care of his bratty foster-child, Ciel.

"Stop using me in these stories!"

But today was much different.

Ciel wasn't anywhere in the house. He would usual be torturing his guardian in cruel acts and such. So being free from the little demon was like he had died and gone to heaven.

But then, a terrifying shriek ran through the air.

Sebastian went to the source of the terrible noise, which was located behind the house. Once behind the house, he saw something so horrible and gruesome that he never thought it was possible in the world!

The little demon-, ah, Ciel, was trying to shoo away one of Sebastian's fellow cats with a disgusting, floppy mop!

"...what?"

"Sebastian still has a cat-fetish?"

"…"

Sebastian quickly sprang into action to save his feline friend, but Ciel noticed his presence and used his evil magic against him.

"Sebastian, I, the great Ciel Phantomhive, want cake. NOW!"

Sebastian felt weak, two of his greatest weaknesses! To obey his bratty son's wishes or to protect his great joy!

He watched horrified as Ciel picked up the feline by the tail as it wailed, begging to be rescued from the terrible monster. "This disgusting creature is messing with my allergies! It needs…to be eliminated!" He smirked wickedly and suddenly, they were inside a wood shredder! Ciel now stood near a large machine that was vibrating viciously.

"Now it is an end to this troubling ordeal!"

Sebastian tried to move to save his friend, but found himself trapped to the ground by none of then Ciel's strange friend, Alois.

"Yay, I'm in the story!"

"You shouldn't be happy about that!"

"Why are you helping him?" Sebastian questioned the child, who in turn just smiled joyous.

"Ciel promised to marry me if I helped him~!" He said proudly. Though Sebastian knew that it was a lie, but kept it to himself.

"Now it is time!"

Ciel held the precious kitty over what Sebastian believed to be a woodcutter. The sweet darling meowed pitifully, looking to Sebastian with a look of betrayal and remorse.

Then, Ciel dropped it.

It's loud shrieks rang through the room, along with Sebastian's on wails. The silence followed right after and they stared at the other end of the machine that spewed out blood and flesh, painting the wall that already looked to have been covered in such things before.

Ciel smirked. "Another to the collection!" He walked over to the other end of the machine and opened the trap door, the cat's head fell out, blood seeping from the fur. Ciel picked up the cat's head and marched over to a curtain, tugging it off and revealing a display of…of…

CAT HEADS!

"Thus in the end, I'll awake in terror." Sebastian sighed.

Alois looked to Ciel, raising an eyebrow in question. Ciel just shrugged, rolling his eyes.

"That wasn't even scary Sebastian." Ciel proclaimed, crossing his arms. "Just because I hate cats, doesn't mean I go around killing them…I just kick them." He muttered the last part more to himself.

"Okay! Ciel or Claude?" Alois asked, snatching the flashlight from Sebastian and holding it up to the remaining ones.

"I don't want too." Ciel said.

"Ciel it is then!" Alois pushed the flashlight into his hands.

"I said I don't want too!" He groaned loudly, knowing it wouldn't matter to try and protest.

"Go ahead Ciel." Sebastian urged.

"Fine." He hissed and began to think up a good story. He looked around the campfire, staring intensely at each person before smirking and flickering the flashlight back on.

A wedding day was always special.

So this day was nothing more special than any others. The church was filled with busy guests and caretakers.

Women cried joyous for the bride. They gossiped over the expenses, the groom's wealth and business, and especially the bride's gown.

Men laughed at jokes about the groom losing his freedom, though they too were married and had no say in anything once their wives returned to their sides to get in on their fun.

Inside one of the many dressing rooms stood the groom, calm as day. His name was…Ciel Phantomhive.

"I better be the one you're fucking marrying!"

Ciel ignored him and continued.

He wasn't nervous like other grooms would be. He was just annoyed at how long it took for a wedding to start and finish. He had been waiting almost two hours for the thing to start.

Then the door bust open and there stood his nightmares.

Alois, Sebastian, and Claude.

Alois was pissed since Ciel wasn't marrying him.

Sebastian was smiling all creepy-like.

Claude was quiet…actually, Ciel liked Claude because he wasn't annoying like the other two.

"Claude, stop trying to seduce Ciel all sneaky-like!" Alois yelled.

"It's almost time." Sebastian said, closing the door behind them and taking a seat on the couch along with Claude. Alois stormed over to Ciel and shook him viciously, yelling and wailing about not getting married to the so-called dumb slut.

"We were suppose to get married!"

"No we weren't."

Alois went off into screams.

"How long?" Ciel asked.

"Twenty minutes."

Ciel sighed, rubbing his forehead. He was getting a headache with all the waiting, Alois, and especially Sebastian since he's a bastard.

Sebastian smirked.

The lights went out suddenly.

Screams rose in the hallways and then suddenly it was silent. As usual, Alois was clung onto Ciel because of his fear of the dark, so Ciel had to trudged to the door with him and check to see what was going on.

Bodies.

Hundreds of bodies were everywhere.

Blood was splattered all over the walls and floor. It looked like a tornado had come them and slice through them before they could even escape. A loud laugh came from the opposite side of the hall and heavy footsteps followed after. Ciel quickly slammed the door shut and locked it backing away as the sounds grew louder.

It grew silence…

Then the door burst open, a whirl of wind swirled into the room and literally picked up the men, sucking them out the room and into the hallway. Getting back to their feet, the came face to face with what appeared to be a grotesque creature. A man with long red haired and a mouth filled with razor-shape teeth stood before them with a large saw in his hands.

Ciel thought of the only solution to buy himself time…

He threw Alois to the creature.

"Hey!" Alois shouted.

But sadly, the creature took no notice of Alois, just staring intensely at the group. So Ciel decided to test his luck again, this time throwing Claude towards the monster.

"…" Claude couldn't really think of anything to say.

The monster snorted, finally taking notice of the offerings and gave them a look of disinterest. His saw came to life and before anyone could blink, Alois and Claude laid on the ground in pieces.

"Okay, you're next." Ciel mumbled, looking to Sebastian, who frowned in return.

Then, a horrifying noise radiated from the creature, almost like a squeal.

"Yes! Give him to me!"

"…Ciel…this creature wouldn't happen to be-" He stopped when Ciel sent him a glare to not ruin his little story.

So Ciel just gave Sebastian to the beast and watched him tackle the man and began to do vile things that would scar any person in the world today. So, Ciel just walked away, leaving the church behind, and all the annoying people that he had always hated.

"That wasn't a scary story!"

"It would be if you knew the creature personally…" Ciel murmured.

Sebastian nodded in agreement.

Alois snatched the flashlight from Ciel and turned to the last victim. "Claude, you're turn." He held out the device to Claude.

Claude took the flashlight and flickered it back on. He straightened his glasses and looked over the group, his eyes shining with a look of amusement.

"I hope you do not have nightmares…" And, he began.

Silence loomed over the campsite once Claude finished his long, extremely detailed horror story.

Alois was clung onto Ciel, shaking fearfully. Ciel was frightened too, though, he wouldn't admit it later, he also was clinging back onto Alois for support, staring disturbingly towards Claude.

Sebastian hummed in interest, looking to Claude. "My, that was a excellent story. And you say you just made it up as you went along?"

Claude nodded. "It wasn't very hard to make."

"Hmm.."

Alois finally snapped out his fear and trembling got onto his legs, pointing towards the adults. "You guys are sick and twisted! Ciel and I are going to bed now. Go away!" He proclaimed before pulling Ciel up and tugging him along to their tent.

Sebastian and Claude just followed the order, returning back to the trailer.

Inside the tent, Ciel stared annoyingly at the one sleeping bag that had been spread out for two. Alois continued to rant over Claude overdoing things and trying to seriously scar his mind with nightmares for months. "So, Ciel, you'll have to cuddle with me for now on until I'm not scared anymore!" Alois announced with a stern 'obey my command' tone.

"No." Ciel said simply and crawled over to the left side of the sleeping bag and plopped down. Alois ignored his disagreement and turned the bright flashlight to a dimmer setting before flopping down next to Ciel and tugging the only blanket there was over them. Ciel grunted as Alois grabbed onto him and nuzzled his face into his neck.

"You always smell so nice." He murmured.

Ciel scrunched his nose, the comment somehow reminded him of Alois's so-called scary story. His face darkened as he remembered a certain part of the tale and thus he pushed Alois off and turned on his side, gripping the sleeping bag tightly.

"Ciel, what are that for? I wasn't going to do anything." Alois whined, reaching out for the boy again, but he was pushed away again.

"If you need someone to comfort you, why don't you go to Fucking Sexy Sebastian."

Alois blinked.

"No way…Ciel's jealous?" Alois smirked, watching the boy tense up at the comment. "So does that mean you finally fell for me?" He questioned, placing his hand into Ciel's hair and running through it gently.

"Of course not!" Ciel shot up and moved his head away from Alois's hand. "I just think it'd be best if you stay with your seemingly crush." Ciel retorted, looking away from the still grinning teen and returned to laying down, pulling the blanket over his head to hid his blushing face.

"Finnnee, whatever you say." Alois hummed and laid back down, turning his back to Ciel and settled down to go to sleep.

The silence was unbearable on Ciel's behalf. He was shocked that Alois hadn't tried to counter argue his statement or at least try to cling onto him like usual. The lack of response almost hurt him and, he hated to admit it, he felt a tad depressed. Ciel stared sulking at the darkness before closing his eyes, drifting off to sleep.

Back over to Alois, he was still smiling wickedly, a plan formatting in his mind.

Yes, I purposely did not add in Claude's story because it is too awesomely-scary to be heard ='D

...yes, I did not actually make up a story for Claude to tell...so I just time-skipped after he said whatever the hell story he made to freak them out. X3

I'm lazy...BITE ME D':

And yes, I added in some sad drama v.v

Grammar errors?

Most likely D'=

It's 1 in the morning and I don't feel like looking for any. And Fanfiction's spellcheck sucks really badly...