BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai


X I decided that I want to stop the story around 10-15 chapters…so I must hurry!

X Okay, just a bit more of seme-Ciel, then it'll go back to seme-Alois. I promise~!

X Ciel is OOC because I really don't know how he'd act when jealous. -_-;

X SebCla moment in sight. I hope you can still see them in character. D:

X Uhhh…I'm slowly changing my mind about the not-having-full-sex-because-it'll-end-the-story for Alois and Ciel…so, you might be expecting something in the next chapter…-shifty eyes- or am I lying just to piss you guys off? ='D -SHOT-


Sharing a room wasn't a fun thing in Claude's opinion. Especially when one had to share the bed with infamous Sebastian Michaelis. Though the bed was big enough for two, Claude did not sharing anything with anyone, even Alois and especially Sebastian. So now he just stared at the door, no way could he sleep tonight with the man next to him dreaming of who-knows-what.

"Claude, would you like me to embrace you until you can sleep?" Sebastian asked, revealing he too was awake. Even with his back facing Claude, he could tell the other man was wide awake. He knew was the reason why and couldn't help but find it amusing. Sebastian felt a shuffle on the bed and smirked, sitting up and looking towards Claude who was now grabbing his pillow, ready to go most likely go to use one of the air mattresses.

"No need to leave. I won't do anything overrated." Before Claude could do anything, he was gripped from behind and forced back into the bed. "With the children nearby, it wouldn't be appropriate. Maybe something mild for now?" Sebastian whispered into Claude's ear in a seductive tone.

Claude grabbed onto Sebastian's hands and squeezed them tightly to inflict pain. "Release me now." He hissed, daring not to turn towards the man. "Unless you can go without hands." He felt Sebastian bury his face into his back and chuckles vibrated through his skin.

"You seem scared to face me. Why is that?"

"I don't want to see your disgusting face."

"Ah, so an excuse to hide your insecurities of your feelings for me?"

Claude growled under his breath before turning towards Sebastian to punch him in the face. He stopped when he came face to face with the other. A triumphant smirk lingered on the man's lips before he pressed a small kiss on Claude's chin. He was pushed away, but grabbed onto the hand instantly, giving it the same treatment, planting soft kisses up the skin.

"Let go."

Sebastian smirked against the skin. "You could pull away." He whispered before turning back to his actions and trailed up the hand to the wrist, placing a longer kiss there before skipping up and planting his lips onto Claude's neck. He kissed the area more forcefully, sometimes lapping at the skin with his tongue. He was amused at how frozen the man in his arms was and continued on, waiting for some reaction.

"A moan would be nice." Sebastian murmured, pulling his lips away from the neck and flickering his red eyes onto narrowed golden ones. "Maybe even a response." He ran his fingers delicately on the neck, purposely rubbing over a certain area that was slowly forming into a hickey. After a moment of that, the fingers trailed up and fell onto Claude's bottom lip. "If I try here, will you respond?" Sebastian leaned up, replacing his finger with his lips, and brushed them against the others, his eyes never leaving Claude's.

He then pulled away.

"Or maybe here?"

Sebastian's hand appeared suddenly on Claude's clothed groin.

Claude pushed him away and quickly stormed out the room slamming the door shut behind him which sent a faint rattle through the trailer.

Sebastian laid in bed, smirking wildly.

"He had an erection."


Hiking was on the agenda for the day, so everybody was up early. It was almost deadly silent though, except for Sebastian and Alois's bickering. Claude and Ciel remained silent, seemingly thinking over the night before. Whilst the two seemed to sulk in the background, Alois motioned over Sebastian to follow him into the trailer. Once inside, Alois quietly closed the door and turned towards Sebastian, giving him a look-over.

"What did you do to Claude? He's acting more depressed than usual."

Sebastian hummed, picking up a random fork and inspecting it to see if it was in need of cleaning. "Nothing really, we just had a small…disagreement in a matter I found interesting and he did not." He retorted, placing the fork into the sink.

Alois blinked, tilting his head in wonderment.

"So…you tried to molest him and he didn't like that, so he slept somewhere else to stay away from you?"

Sebastian chuckled. "Well, aren't you a smart one."

Alois smirked. "Of course, especially when it comes to sex!" Alois looked back to the door for a second to make sure no one coming before turning back to Sebastian with a larger grin.

"Sebastian, would you like to assist me in a little plan?"


Ciel placed his backpack next to a tree near the hiking trial. He searched the campsite and saw that Alois and Sebastian had vanished. Frowning, he turned his attention onto the trailer, believing they must have left something behind in the automobile. He walked over and tugged the door open.

"What's taking you two so long?" Ciel asked aloud, going up the small steps and froze, staring at the scene in the kitchenette.

In the middle of the room were Alois and Sebastian. That wasn't the problem, the problem was that Alois was kissing Sebastian. Not on the cheek, not on the forehead, not even on the nose. Their lips were pressed together and Sebastian wasn't doing anything to push the lad off him.

Alois seemed to notice Ciel's presence and pulled away from Sebastian, frowning towards the gaping boy. "Need something?" He asked casually, though he seemed to be annoyed, maybe because of the interruption.

Ciel snapped out his daze, his eyes lowered in a glare. "What the hell was that?" He asked, grinding his teeth quietly. He never felt so angry in his life. From the looks of it, Alois had purposely kissed Sebastian and the man was just standing, their smiling towards Ciel as if nothing had happened.

"A kiss of course." Alois winked at Sebastian flirty before walking past Ciel. "I'm going to go finish packing~!" He hummed, hopping down the stairs and out the door, leaving the two in silence.

"Ci-"

"Don't talk to me." Ciel hissed and stormed out.

Sebastian smirked, crossing his arms. "My my, this plan is working wonderfully."


Ciel sat near his gear, glaring into empty space as his mind kept repeating the scene that he saw. So Alois really did have feelings for Sebastian. It made him angry and that made him even more angry that he actually cared. He should be jumping for joy that Alois was finally off his back, but now. He came out of his thoughts when he noticed Claude had paused next to him and was staring down at him.

"What?" He asked in annoyance.

"…did Alois do something?"

Ciel scowled and looked away. "Why don't you go ask him…better yet, why don't you go ask his lover." He motioned his hand towards Sebastian who was locking the door to the trailer.

"His lover?" Claude asked and turned his attention onto Sebastian. Right away, the man noticed his gaze and looked at him, smiling hauntingly before wandering off to Alois. The two began to converse in low voices so the other two wouldn't hear them. Claude frowned, a bit uncomfortable with their extremely sudden friendship. Ciel's earlier comment drifted into thought and he now had an even more uncomfortable feeling with them.

Alois and Sebastian walked over to the silent males, ending their private conversation immediately.

"Let's g-" Alois stopped and stared up to Claude in awe. "Claude…is that a hickey?" Alois asked, seemingly stunned by his find.

Claude quickly reacted, hiding the bruised area on his neck with his hand. "No…it's a bug bite."

Alois blinked, wondering if Claude really thought he was that dumb. "Sooo…you and Sebastian…did do some things last night?" A teasing smirk flickered onto his face, his eyes bouncing between Claude and Sebastian suspiciously.

"No." Claude said.

"Yes." Sebastian said.

Alois hummed, smirking at Claude once again before turning towards the trail. "Anyway, let's go! We need buddies just in case….soooo, I want…" Alois looked between the gloomy Ciel and silent Claude. "Sebastian!" He proclaimed, tugging the man's hand and pull him along with him.

Claude's eyes widened in surprise at his choice, he had believed he would have chosen Ciel.

Something was going on and he did not like it.


Alois and Sebastian were ahead, chatting about something secretive again. Behind were Claude and Ciel, silent as ever. Both were lost in thoughts, sometimes looking towards the others before going back into their minds.

"It's working~!" Alois whispered, giggling uncontrollably into his hand. "Now, what next?" He asked excitedly, watching Sebastian pear over the map.

Sebastian looked over the various, colorful lines that represented roads and off-limited areas. "We'll be coming across a fork in the road in a few minutes, maybe we could split up there?"

Alois's thought over and a smirked. "Fucking perfect!" He giggled and latched onto Sebastian's arm.

In the back, Ciel noticed the sudden attachment and glared at Sebastian. He really did not like his guardian suddenly become Alois's eye candy. "Claude, doesn't this annoy you even a tad? Sebastian is acting like a pedophile."

Claude said nothing, still deep in thought.

"Heeeyyy! Hurry up back there!" Alois called out and looked back. He gasped in joy when he caught sight of the split and rushed ahead, stopping at the fork and looking over the two roads carefully. "Okay! We'll split up and search the land!" Alois exclaimed, pumping his fist in the air before turning to the silent group. "Two per road, so, let's decide partners!" He clapped his hands together in glee and looked over the three.

"Hmmm…maybe…I'll stick with Sebastian!"

Ciel didn't know what happened, but he found himself marching down a path with his hand snagged tightly around Alois's wrist and pulling him along. He didn't see the evil leer on the boy's face. Alois turned back to Sebastian and Claude, waving wildly before the two disappeared around a corner.

Sebastian turned to Claude.

"Well, shall we be off?"

"Don't talk to me." Claude walked ahead of Sebastian who followed along without missing a beat. Claude knew if he turned back, he'd see that oh-so annoying smile of Sebastian's face of satisfaction. It was almost as if he knew what he had been thinking about all this time.

"Did you enjoy last night so much that you even fantasize of it now?"

Claude curled his hand into a fist.

Once he made it back to Ciel and Alois, Sebastian would be missing.


"Cieeellll. You're hurting my hand." Alois whined, tugging his hand free from the grip. "And why did you drag me away with you? I said I wanted to go with Sebastian!"

Ciel stopped walking.

"Do you really want to be with Sebastian…or are you just trying to mess with me..." He said in a low tone, keeping his back facing his friend. Alois hummed aloud, licking his lips joyous, he never knew how cute Ciel could be when jealous. He had to do this more often.

"Of course I want to be with him. Why do you think I said I wanted to stick with him? Actually, why do you care anyway? You told me to go to him, remember?" The flinch he saw run through Ciel's shoulders told him that he had remembered last night's conversation. "Well, I'm stuck with you for now." Alois sighed loudly and walked past Ciel. "Hurry up! I want to see Seba-" He paused and looked back, seeing Ciel had grabbed onto the back of his shirt.

"Stop it." Ciel murmured.

"What?" Alois scrunched his nose. "Stop what?"

"Stop saying his name…" His voice grew louder.

"Sebastian? I can say his name as much as I fucking want too." Alois pushed away Ciel's hand and turned fully towards him. "Besides, Sebastian said he might like me!"

"Stop it…" Ciel hissed.

"No! I'll keep saying it! Sebastian! Sebastian! Sebastian! Sebastian~!" Alois sung happily, spinning around on his heels, and continued to chant the guardian's name. Though he was stopped when he was suddenly grabbed by the shoulders and pressed against a tree roughly. "What the hell Ciel?" Alois spat, he could feel the rough bark digging into his legs.

Ciel's fingers buried into Alois's shoulders and gave him an enraged glare. He moved over and pushed his lips on Alois's.

Alois almost threw the plan out the window from the sudden kiss, but knew it was too soon. But if Ciel fell so easily for the plan in just a mere hour, what would happen if he went longer? Grudgingly, he tore himself from Ciel and moved away, giving him a bewilder expression. "What the…you kissed me? Why would you…" Alois wanted to pat himself on the back for his excellent acting. "Do-don't do that again! You told me to go to Sebastian, so I did!" He shouted before storming down the path.

"Alois!"

"Shut up!"

He could hear Ciel chasing after him and quickly he began to ran himself. He licked his lips and sighed blissfully, how much he missed tasting Ciel. This plan would be the death of him.

Then, he felt the land beneath him weakened.

This so was not part of the plan.

"ALOIS!" He heard Ciel shout out before he was sucked into complete darkness.

He screamed in fright and then, fell unconscious.

Ciel rushed over to the pitfall and peered inside, looking for the boy. All he saw was darkness and what looked to be a slide-like tunnel. "Alois!" He called out again, hoping to get an answer from his friend. No one replied and he feared the worst. Leaning closer, he hoped he could see Alois, but suddenly, like Alois, the loosen ground gave way and he tumbled down into the hidden tunnel and into the darkness.


Sebastian never knew he could be so perverted.

He now was walking behind Claude, who had refused to be anywhere near him, and trailing his eyes up and down Claude's body. By the nth time, it seemed he had been finally caught and Claude swirled around, glaring death at him.

"Stop staring at me."

Sebastian blinked, wondering why his view had suddenly changed and realized that Claude had finally turned his attention back onto him. "Hm? Did you say something? I was busy admiring something God created perfectly." He commented, only getting a deadlier look from Claude.

Claude turned back around and resumed walking, more at a quicker pace this time. He needed to get back to the others before he really did make Sebastian vanish. He growled threatening when Sebastian appeared at his side and reopened the map. "We should arrive at where the fork crosses back into one path in a couple minutes. Such a short delay." Sebastian sighed before frowning, noticing something odd. He scrunched his eyes at the suddenly sunlight on the map and noticed that they lines of the path weren't black, but blue.

"Wait…blue is…" He looked to the legend and checked the color code. Claude looked over to him in curiosity before suddenly, the once hard ground became softer than usual.

Sebastian gasped as his foot disappeared into the ground before the rest of the earth caved in. Claude noticed and quickly made a grab for Sebastian, but his sudden movement broke the ground underneath him and he fell along with Sebastian.

The map fluttered in the air before getting caught by a lingering branch on a nearby tree.

The legend was seen and the color code was understood.

Blue lines - Danger zone.


Ciel groaned, flickering his eyes open.

Dark.

It was too dark.

His ears rang.

He rubbed them and sat up, holding in his urge to vomit from his sudden movement. Finally, the ringing seized, but was replaced by screaming. High-pitch, panicking screams that were far off, but recognizable.

"Alois!" He screamed and felt around the ground and wall to see if he could walk. Pulling himself up carefully, he bumped his head against the ceiling and hissed, bending over to avoid hitting his head again. Slowly, inch by inch he began to move towards the screams. He paused when he felt his foot kick something. Reaching down, he felt around until he grabbed onto a cylinder shaped something. He ran his fingers blindly on the foreign object.

A soft 'click' came out and soon he could see again. He had been lucky enough to discover his flashlight, it was bright enough to see where he was going and to light the room. Flashing the beam in the direction of Alois's voice, he continued on, moving quicker now that he knew what was ahead of him. He came into a roughly squared-shape room and spotted Alois in the corner, his face buried into his knees, trembling terribly, and he was still screaming.

"Alois." Ciel sighed and walked over. He knelt down and placed the flashlight next to him. "Alois, calm down. You're giving me a headache with your screaming." He said, shaking the boy to wake him up from his daze.

Alois felt the warm hands on his arms and looked up. The darkness was gone and Ciel was in front of him, giving him his usual annoyed look. "You shit." Alois sobbed out and grabbed onto Ciel, burying his face into the boy's shirt. "You left me alone in the dark!"

Ciel breathed and rubbed Alois's head.

"I didn't leave you, stupid prostitute wannabe."

Alois let out a sound, a mixed laugh and sob, and gripped tighter onto Ciel.


I used 'overrated' in the story. Get it? Overrated? BFF Is So Overrated? I crack myself up. ;3;

Is it bad that I love Alois so much? ;3;

It's like, 98 percent hate Alois, while 2 percent don't. XD;

...I want a Alois-In-A-Box now...

Minus the eye-goring feature. X3

I also want a Ciel-In-A-Box too! D: