BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

~(Beta)18plusForMe (Worship her...)

X This chapter is up earlier than usual…due to my wife's wrath…yeah, I got internet married to Anna Ivashkov. XD; This chapter is the reception~! DANCE PARTY! -dances randomly-
X Annoying OC in sight…no seriously…he's annoying…he annoyed me and I made him. D: I hope I don't have to use him again. Dx ….seriously…I don't want to use him again. I wanna smack him like I wanna smack Claude…

X I see this chapter as a filler. ='D

Alois yawned into his hand. He was absolutely bored and he hated History class. He glanced around the room, seeing that mostly everyone had their heads in their arms, trying to stay awake and whenever the teacher called their named, they'd call out with a "I'm listening! You don't have to see my face for me to listen!" or something similar to that. Alois looked across the room and pouted. This year, the teacher had made sure to keep Alois away from his friend due to…past issues. So now he was isolated near the window section while Ciel was far in the back near the storage closet. Alois held in a whine before an idea came into mind. Silently, he ripped out a piece of paper from his notebook and scribbled a small message for his friend.

You look so cute in your uniform. Like a virgin schoolgirl. Do you want to play after school? ;D

~ Your sexy lover

He folded the paper and looked to the teacher who was now writing on the board. Alois turned to the random kid next to him, he think his name was Mellow or Marco, who seemed to have been staring at him this whole time. Mellow or Marco snapped out his daze and blushed once he realized he had been caught.

"U-Uhh. I wasn't staring!" The boy whispered.

Alois raised an eyebrow. "Okay? Anyway, pass this over to Ciel!" He hissed, handing him the note before quickly looking back to the front to make sure the teacher hadn't spotted him. Luckily the teacher was still writing on the board. Alois peaked back to Ciel and saw that he had finally received the note. He held in a giggle as he saw Ciel curiously open the note and read it carefully. In an instant, a blush took over his complexion. He beamed when he received a glare and soon the brunet was scribbling angrily on the piece of paper before sending it back.

Mellow or Marco handed him the note quickly before the teacher turned back around and resumed her reading. Alois quietly unfolded the note and read the reply.

Do not send me anymore notes. Do not call me a virgin schoolgirl. Do not look at me. Do not even talk to me once break comes around. Or I'll kill you.

Alois giggled quietly, his Ciel was so shy. Quickly he ignored Ciel's many complaints and wrote a reply.

You're so cute. Oh, do you like the adjustments I did to my uniform? Now you get to see my slim legs all day and night. :3

~ Your sexy lover

He checked to make sure the teacher was busy and motioned the note to his classmate who took it and sent it down the line. Soon enough, the note returned back to its rightful owner with a fresh reply.

Die.

Alois pouted at the small reply.

But Ciel, if I died, who'd fuck that little bottom of yours?

~ Your sexy lover

He sent it off and it returned a few seconds later.

No one. That's the point.

And it was an endless exchange of the note from there on.

Oh no Ciel. Either it'd be me or some hairy old pervert.

No comment.

Neeee, Cieeellll. This boy keeps staring at me.

What?

This boy next to me! Mellow or Marco!

Tell him to stop.

Nooo. He might attack me! D:

No he wouldn't. Stop being overdramatic.

Eeeekkkk~ When I passed him the note, he ran his hand over my arm! Cieeelll! ;O;

= =;

Ciel, tell him I'm only yours!

Stop sending notes. You're going to get us in trouble.

Eeeekkk. He's so weird! He keeps staring at me! Dx I think he noticed my legs!

Ciel rose an eyebrow and glanced over, seeing Alois had taken off his uniform jacket and spread it over his legs to cover them, but the jacket wasn't long enough, only covering his thighs and still giving a show to the other who was staring shamelessly from behind his book.

Alois was surprised when he received both a note and Ciel's jacket. He smiled over to the lad who blushed and kept his head bowed, staring at his book to finish his notes.

Another note came.

Ciel, you're so sweet. I wanna fuck you so badly now~! ;D

Die.

Awww, not this again. D: Come on Ciel~! We almost did it in my room yesterday! Wasn't it amazing? Awww, you were so cute panting and moaning like that underneath me. =D''' If only Claude hadn't come home so early. DX So closeeeee~

Neeee, Cieeeelll, respond!

Stop passing it back without a response! DDD:

Ciiieeeeellllll.

EEEEKKKK! THE MELLOW/MARCO GUY TOUCHED ME! D;

I'll pretend to care and ask when?

When he was opening the window! He touched my arm again! Ciel! TT_TT

Protect yourself, stupid.

Fine! You don't care if I get hand raped! I'll just let him do what he wants!

Ciel did not like the last response and looked over. He glared once he spotted Alois smiling flirty to Mellow/Marco and holding a quiet conversation with him. He knew that Alois could feel him watching and decided not to give him his way. Ciel turned his attention back onto the teacher and continued to listen to the lecture. Over time, he'd check over to see what Alois what up to and would see he would be still talking with Mellow/Marco. He kind of annoyed him. Ciel checked the clock and saw that they had twenty more minutes before break.

Ciel peaked over again at the two and glared when he saw Alois holding Mellow/Marco's hand. It looked like he was reading his palm. The great blush on the lad's face made Ciel want to pour water on him to see if steam would form. Ciel quickly scribbled on the note and handed to the lad next to him, giving him a fierce glare that read 'pass it or you're on my death list'. The boy gulped and sent it down the line.

Alois blinked when he was handed the note by an annoyed Mellow/Marco.

Stop it.

Eh? Stop what? D:

You know what. Stop it immediately.

o.o?

Don't make me kill you.

Alois giggled and quickly replied. Mellow/Marco glared at the note before it was handed to him. He tsked and handed it to the next person to pass down to Ciel.

;D Ciel, you are always so fucking sexy when you're mad.

Do not push it.

Why? What'll happen? Will you punish me? Will you tie me up and fuck me till I beg you to stop? Oh Ciel, that's soooo hot.

You're disgusting and so are your repulsing fetishes.

You know you love my fetishes. ;P Like when I fuck you with my tongue.

YOU. WILL. DIE.

"Mr. Trancy!"

Alois looked up from the note and saw the teacher had spotted him in the midst of replying to Ciel. "Note. Now." She walked over to the desk and held out her hand. "Instead of paying attention to a lesson that will be on next week's test, you sit here writing notes!"

Alois pouted. "But teacher, it's your fault you moved Ciel so far away!" He wailed.

"Note! Now!"

Alois glared and smacked the note into the outstretched palm. The teacher rolled her eyes and skimmed the sheet carefully. The students watched in awe as her face slowly turned red and she began to resemble a fish out of water.

"Hallway!"

Alois yawned.

The hallway was boring.

The door opened suddenly.

Alois looked up and almost groaned when he saw it was Mellow/Marco.

Mellow/Marco smiled sheepishly and took a seat next to Alois. "I got in trouble for falling asleep." He said as if Alois had asked what he had done in the first place. Alois shrugged and looked at his nails in boredom. Mellow/Marco cleared his throat.

"U-uhh…so…you and Ciel…are really close, huh?"

Alois tilted his head back on the wall and hummed aloud before looking over to the boy and smiling brightly. "Yeah! We're going to fuck each other soon~!" He held in a snicker at the choking sound Mellow/Marco made. "I hope its today. Ciel's so cute when he's mad!" He sighed dreamily, thinking of when the bell would ring and soon Ciel would be there, lecturing him about this and that, though he would ignore that and just skip to getting him alone in their hideout for breaks.

"Ciel isn't that great you know." Mellow/Marco said bitterly. "He's always anti-social and stuck-up, like he's better than us." He turned to Alois and gave him a gentle smile. "He doesn't even treat you with respect and you deserve it the most…I'd treat you like a Prince…" He got closer, almost leaning against Alois.

Alois wanted to barf.

The door to the classroom opened and closed.

"And this is?"

Alois and Mellow/Marco looked back to see Ciel glaring daggers into the fan boy.

"Ciel!" Alois squealed and clung to the boy. "You got kicked out on purpose didn't you? You missed me that much huh?" Alois peaked Ciel on the lips who in turn scowled.

"I did not, I finished my work before everyone else and so I was dismissed early…and don't kiss me."

Alois nodded. "Then let's go to our place~!" He tugged the lad along, never noticing the glaring contest between Ciel and what's-his-name.

"Ciel, you're not being very responsive today." Alois retorted after pulling away from a disappointing kiss. The two were in the abandoned astrology clubroom, their 'spot' since forever, and Alois was doing his usual molesting, but found it extremely boring with Ciel not really trying to respond or even reject him. "Ciel, what's the matter?" He murmured, running his fingers over Ciel's unbutton uniform shirt.

"I'm still mad at you."

Alois rolled his eyes.

"Oh come on Ciel. I was just trying to get you in the mood!" He licked his lips at the fierce glare. "See? You're so cute." He leaned over and kissed Ciel's cheek tenderly. "Now come on! We only have nine minutes left for our break! You're wasting it on pouting!" He pushed himself up on the table with Ciel, straddling the boy's lap. "I promise to be good until school is over?"

Ciel sighed, an offer to good.

Alois smirked at his victory and demanded yet another kiss. This time Ciel responded. Alois's tongue plunged its way through soft lips and into the wet cavern, tasting everything before grasping onto Ciel's tongue and demanding war, which he got right away as the two fought for dominance. Alois moaned, rubbing his semi-erection against Ciel's stomach in attempt to get further action. Slowly he lowered his hands from Ciel's shoulders and down, cupping Ciel's behind to make a point to what would help his problem.

Ciel pulled away. "No." He said simply.

"But Ciel. It hurts so much." Alois rubbed himself on Ciel again.

"We're at school Alois!"

"…so if we were at home you wouldn't mind!.?"

Ciel wanted to smack him.

Knock knock!

Alois and Ciel looked to the door. No one had ever, besides the teacher years ago, came to the clubroom before. Alois shivered, believing he knew who it was. Hopping off Ciel, he purposely unbuttoned his shirt and shorts, also kicking off his ridiculously long boots (which were against school dress code policy) and ruffling his hair a bit. He winked at Ciel before moving over and opening the door carefully, only revealing the portion of his body he had fixed up. And just like he thought, there stood Mellow/Marco, gaping at the amazing sight before him. "What is it?" Alois asked, glancing back into the room and back to the boy every now and then.

"I…I…I…" Mellow/Marco couldn't speak.

"Hurry up. Ciel will be mad if I don't go back~" Alois whispered, though he knew Ciel could hear him clearly. Ciel sighed, realizing it was an acting moment and Alois wanted him to join in for fun.

"Alois, hurry up!" He exclaimed, watching Alois jump before smirking back at him and turning back to Mellow/Marco with a frown.

"If you don't have anything to say, go away." Alois said simply before trying to shut the door, but it was stopped by the other's foot. He pouted and looked to the boy who glared inside. He looked back to see that Ciel had come up from behind and was having yet another death stare with him.

"Is there something we can help you with? If you can't see clearly, we are busy at the moment." Ciel retorted.

Mellow/Marco tsked. "I would like to spend my break with Alois."

"He's spending it with me, so leave."

"Why? So you can make him do disgusting deeds with you? The teacher kicked out the wrong student you pervert!" He pointed at Ciel who blinked flabbergasted. Him? A pervert? So Mellow/Marco must either be a new student or was clearly dense when it came to Alois.

"Yes, my Ciel is a pervert!" Alois beamed and snuggled onto the boy affectionately. "That's why I like him so much~!"

"A-Alois! Don't fall for his tricks! He's a vile demon inside!"

"What?"

"Ciel's a magician?"

"Shut up Alois."

Ding dong…

"No!" Alois groaned, stomping his bare foot. "Break's over!" He whined as Ciel began to fix his own clothes. Sulking he bent over to pick up his boot and sock, never noticing Mellow/Marco's gawking at his rear.

"Ouch!" The boy turned around to see that he had been hit in the head with a pen. He steered his anger towards Ciel who had forced Alois stand up straight and put his things on.

Ciel glared at Mellow/Marco.

Mellow/Marco glared at Ciel.

War was brewing.

From Gym class, to science class, to English class, etc.

He, Mellow/Marco, was in every class Alois had.

Every.

Class.

Alois had never realized that before. Maybe it was because Ciel, sadly, was not. So ever since school had started, this little routine had taken place.

"Ciiieeelll! Nooooo!" Alois cried, gripping onto the lad who was trying to head off to his next class, Politics. He had Spanish class, a class Ciel had refused to take since he was never a fan of the language and decided to go another year at Politics.

"Alois, I'm going to be late."

"But Ciel! This isn't fair! We're supposed to have every class together!"

"I'll see you after school! Now, let go!" Ciel finally got the boy off and rushed off to his own class. Alois watched and moaned in dismay before entering the class just as the bell rung. He took a seat next to the door and began to tap his foot impatiently as he stared up at the clock, waiting for the end of the day to come.

"Alois."

Alois looked to his side and jumped spotting Mellow/Marco sitting next to him. Mellow/Marco waved shyly before showing him his schedule. "It seems I hadn't passed Spanish last year, so I'm back here…but now we'll be together this period!" He whispered.

Alois nodded slowly and looked away in disgust; it wasn't fun having a stalker. Well, unless it was Ciel, but still!

The teacher began her lesson. Whenever her back was turned, what's his face would began to talk up a storm with Alois, who in turn just nodded and smiled in reply, though on the inside, he thought about Ciel and sometimes would doze off during his so-called conversation with the lad. Mellow/Marco noticed right away and grew silent, pretending to listen to the lecture as he thought of ways to get Alois's thoughts off of the brunet.

The bell rang.

Ciel looked impatiently at his watch before turning back to the school. Alois was taking forever and if he didn't arrive in the next four seconds, Ciel would leave him behind.

"Ciel!"

Ciel looked over to the entrance and saw Alois rushing out, waving happily towards him before he was called. Alois stopped and looked back, almost screaming when he saw Mellow/Marco run up to him. Ciel growled in annoyance and walked over. It seemed the idiot didn't understand when he wasn't wanted. "Excuse me, but Alois and I are in a hurry." Ciel stated, grabbing Alois's hand who beamed at the touched and the hints of rage emitting from the lad.

Mellow/Marco glared and then turned to Alois. "Alois, I was wondering if…you would like to do something tomorrow, since it is the weekend."

"No."

"I wasn't talking to you Phantomhive!"

Ciel snorted. "It's a pity how slow you are. If you haven't realized from the past day, in which you suddenly gained confidence to continuously stalk Alois, you would have noticed that he isn't interested in you. Frankly, you scare him."

Mellow/Marco frowned. "I wasn't stalking him…and I don't scare him!"

Ciel raised an eyebrow and looked to Alois who was now hidden behind him as a prime example. Mellow/Marco's frown deepened and he sent yet another fierce glare at Ciel before looking over to Alois. He opened his mouth to start yet another argument, but the sound of a familiar car horn rang in the air. He sighed, of all the times his mother had to pick him up on time. "I'll see you later Alois…when he isn't here to interrupt." He muttered the last part to himself before waving and running off to the car.

Alois watched the car drive off before laughing loudly and hugging Ciel. "That was so fun Ciel!" He squealed.

"Can we go now? I'm tired."

"Can I come to your house today?.!"

"…I'd rather you didn't."

"He just kept talking and talking. He's so weird Ciel!" Alois moaned next to his friend who was eating his snack.

"Ciel, why don't you stalk me like that?"

"Because I have a life."

Alois sighed and began poking his dessert with his fork. Ciel was now on his second piece of pie and was relieved at the silence so that he could savor each bite of the pie. As he ate the pastry, Alois turned his attention back onto him and watched him in boredom until he spotted a speck of cream that had found itself on Ciel's cheek. Alois smirked and pulled himself up from his seat. Before Ciel could react, his lap was now Alois's new seat.

"Alois. What have I told you about annoying me when I'm eating a pastry?"

"Not to do it or else you'd bite me."

"And what do you think is going to happen next?"

"You're going to bite me?" Alois asked innocently, tilting his head purposely to give Ciel a place to attack. While Ciel growled in irritation, Alois took the chance to lean over and lap at his cheek.

"Hey!"

Alois pulled away and smiled. "You got some cream on your face." He then noticed Ciel's hands were covered in specks of the fluffy white substance. Grasping one, he kissed the palm before leaning up to the fingertips and sucking one into his mouth. His watched as Ciel gaped at his action. He giggled and sucked in another finger, lapping the traces of the cream away. Soon all the digits were in his mouth as he raped them with his tongue.

"A-Alois. Stop it. Sebastian is still in the house." Ciel hissed, weakly pulling on his hand to get it back, but Alois's other hand came up and grasped his wrist to keep him from moving it. The scene was erotic, something Ciel would never admit out loud, and he could feel blood rushing both north and south. Alois pulled the clean digits from his mouth and inspected them thoroughly before smiling.

"Clean~!"

Ciel brought his freed hand to his sight and checked them carefully. An unknown feeling bubbled into his stomach and he ignored as Alois began to babble. Ciel's hand went around Alois's hand and hovered over the remaining pie in attempt to finish it, but it seemed to have a mind of its own since it went limp and was soon covered in the white cream again.

"Ciel, are you listening?" Alois glared before suddenly his hair was grabbed and he was tugged forward, meeting Ciel's fingers with his lips. He stared at the once cleaned fingers and let out a laugh. "Ciel, you're such a pervert." He whispered before sucking in the fingers and repeating the process. Alois licked his lips after finishing and kissed Ciel's cheek. "You know, this would be hotter if it wasn't just on your fingers…" He trailed his fingers down Ciel's side.

"I believe you two have done enough for one day." Sebastian said as he walked into the kitchen and placed a vase of flowers on the countertop.

"Nuh-uh! We haven't even attempted to have sex-"

"Alois. Don't you have to go home to do homework or sleep?" Ciel gave him a warning glare to keep quiet.

Alois sighed and got off of Ciel. "I'm not doing any stupid homework! I want to spend the night! Actually, let me stay over for the weekend!"

"No."

"Sebastian~!"

"Okay."

"Yay!"

"Sebastian!"

"Oh, was I suppose to say 'no'?"

Ciel glared at the fake look of surprise on the adult's face.

"So!" Alois gained their attention again. "Since there is no school Monday, this'll be a three-day weekend at Ciel's!" He beamed before remembering Sebastian. He glared and pointed in the direction of the stairs. "No adults! Pack your shit and leave by tonight! You can stay at my house and torture Claude! I'll take care of Ciel!"

Sebastian blinked before chuckling. "How fun."

Ciel groaned in the background.

Claude glared.

Sebastian smiled.

"No."

"Oh, but I have no choice. Alois kicked me out and took my house key."

The triplets moved and retrieved Sebastian's baggage and brought them inside. If it was by Alois's orders that Sebastian had to stay, than they knew better than to ignore their forced guest. Claude glared at the servants before turning back to the smiling man who entered into the house and looked around in awe.

"It has been quite a long time since I have last been here. So much has changed." Sebastian looked back to the silent, glaring man and smirked. He walked over to Claude and easily took off his glasses, staring into the intense golden eyes for a moment before placing the glasses on himself and walking off to examine the house more.

Claude's eye twitched.

This would be a long weekend.

Episode 7...yeah…I hate Claude now. I hope he chokes on his glasses. =| If Alois is dead, I swear to all hells, I will cry and murder and stop writing this story. D: I wouldn't have motivation. =( -huggles Alois plushie- My shota! ;O; My poor poor slutty shota! -SOBS- (Strangely, I don't hate Ciel even though he stabbed (lover) Alois. ._. Maybe because he's been played by the butlers...?)

KILL.

THE.

SPIDER.

BUTLER.

NOW.

DX

And no more Sebastian x Ciel moments please! DX

NO MORE.

IT'S WEIRD NOW. D:

Seriously...

...=|

It's weird now...

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-nibbles on corndog- AASNLAJDNNDAOHDADLAODLADAN! WHERE'S THE MUSTARD? -SHOT-