BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

~(Beta)18plusForMe (-bows-)

X Readers who only want Alois x Ciel kindly fuck off. I've told you before that this is Alois x Ciel x Alois. So don't send a review to tell me to STOP writing because I give Ciel seme moments. Goodness gracious that's annoying. If you want only Alois x Ciel, write your own story or go find another story. I am not in the mood for your bitching. I apologize to those who are Alois x Ciel fans and can handle the Ciel x Alois moments.

X What sucks is that after all of that, I've fallen madly in love with Ciel x Alois (I wasn't that much in love with it before) XD; Not trying to piss off the rude reviewer, but I just really like them in that order. Lol. Now I can't keep my promise of Alois-seme staying in place. -shifty eyes-

Ciel flicked his eyes open when he felt something warm clinging to his chest. Looking down, his face was buried into bright yellow, which he assumed to be hair. He pulled up and saw that Alois had snuck out of the guest room and slept with him, even though Ciel had forbid him from doing so…and didn't he lock his door? Ciel sighed loudly and looked to the clock, seeing it was about 2:30 in the morning.

He was still tired, but extremely hot. Alois clinging to him was not helping, but he knew he couldn't do anything about that. He glanced over to the fan seated on the night stand and attempted to reach over and turn it on, but his arms were trapped in Alois's hold. He struggled gently, not trying to wake up his friend, and successfully got one arm free. Reaching over, he turned on the fan and sighed in relief at the cool breeze. But even with the newfound breeze, he was still hot. His pajamas weren't helping. So, with more attempts at getting away from Alois, he finally managed to get out the bed and to his closet to change into something else.

"Ciel?"

Ciel looked over to see his companion looked to him with a tired glance. "What's wrong?" Alois yawned.

"Hot." He commented and tugged off his pajamas, tossing them off to the side and rummage through his closet for his old sleeping shirt he usual wore during the summer. Alois watched for a moment before yawning again and closing his eyes. Ciel finished changing and reentered the bed and was soon clung onto again by Alois.

"Didn't I tell you to sleep in the guest room?"

"Hmm…it was too dark…" Alois mumbled.

"I gave you a flashlight."

Alois mumbled again, moving closer to Ciel.

Ciel sighed before nuzzling deeper into covers. Alois flicked his eyes open for a moment and looked up to Ciel who had fallen asleep. Smiling, he leaned up and placed a soft kiss on the boy's lips.

"Ciel's so cute."

"Ciiieeeeeellll!"

Ciel moaned and buried his face deeper into the warmth.

"Ah! Ciel, you pervert!"

Ciel opened his eyes and stared at the bare chest before him. Quickly he shot up and moved back, seeing Alois smiling down at him.

"Good morning~!"

"Why are you naked?.!"

Alois grinned. "Because I wanted Ciel to wake up to the best thing ever!"

Ciel felt his eye twitch. "Alois put some clothes on immediately."

"But~!"

"Now!"

Alois huffed and walked over to Ciel's dresser. Like always, he had spare clothes lingering around. He pulled out his usual outfit, short shorts and a dark purple sleeved shirt with a spider design on the corners of the sleeves. He tugged the shirt on and began to put on the shorts.

"Underwear too Alois!"

"But Ciel! If I don't wear them, we can move quicker when we wanna fu-"

"Alois!"

Alois pulled out his boxers and tugged them on before putting on his shorts. He glared at Ciel like a child had been denied a lollipop. Ciel rolled his eyes and looked to the clock seeing it was only 7:34. Knowing he wouldn't be able to get back to sleep anytime soon, especially with Alois awake, he pulled himself out the bed and grabbed his own clothes.

"I'm going to take a shower."

"Ca-"

"No, you can't join me."

Alois whined as Ciel left the room.

Ciel watched as Alois went back and forth from the kitchen and back upstairs. Now if Ciel was in the mood to deal with his friend, he would have ran after him to make sure he wasn't doing anything stupid. But for now, Ciel was tired and so just laid on the couch upside down and watched the scene in slight curiosity. Alois paused on his way to the kitchen and looked to Ciel before laughing. "Ciel~!" He moved over and bent down, kissing Ciel on the lips quickly before resuming his little adventure.

Ciel rubbed his lips and scrunched his eyebrows. "What are you doing?" He finally asked, watching the boy exit the kitchen and stop at the stairs. Alois just smirked and ran up the stairs again, hiding something in his arms. Ciel sighed and pulled himself upright on the couch before getting to his feet and quickly following after his friend. He saw a flash of blond enter into his bedroom and peaked inside. "Alois?" He asked, watching the lad jump in surprise before quickly throwing the bed's covers over whatever he had.

"Hey! No peaking! This is a surprise for later!" He said before pushing Ciel out the room and closing the door behind him. Ciel rolled his eyes and just headed back down the stairs with Alois until they were back in the living room, watching a boring golf tournament.

Ciel yawned, his eyes drooping fast. He was bored and Alois wasn't much fun. He seemed to be seriously intrigued by the golf game, which was surprising. "You actually like this?" Ciel asked.

Alois nodded and leaned his head on Ciel's shoulder. "It's so cool. I mean, look!" He pointed to the screen, watching the golfer thrust his golf club into the hole to get out the stuck ball. "It's so sex implied!" He giggled. Ciel twitched, only Alois could make golf look like a dirty porn show.

"Ciel~ Do you want to play golf tomorrow?"

"No."

"Buuttt!"

Ciel ignored him once the whining was turned on. Alois scoffed and positioned himself on Ciel's lap. "Hey! Don't ignore me Ciel!" He stated, watching the lad raise an eyebrow before craning his neck to the side to get his sight back on the TV. Alois pouted before leaning over and snuggling onto the brunet who grunted in annoyance, but made no move to do anything.

"Ciel!" Alois whined, he didn't like being ignored.

Oh baby. I wanna fuck that! I wanna take that! Oh baby! Oh baby!

Ciel twitched and watched Alois pull himself up and to go retrieve his phone that was blaring much needed censored lyrics. Alois looked over the number, he didn't recognize it. Shrugging, he answered.

"Hello?"

"Ah! Hello, is this Alois?"

"Yes?"

"Yes! I got the right number! Anyway, it's me, A-"

"Oh my god!" Alois shrieked and released the phone, watching it fall onto the floor. "Ciel! He-he knows my number!" Alois whispered before jumping back onto the couch and gripping a pillow as if it were a magically shield. "Ciel! Ciel! Mellow/Marco got my phone number!"

Ciel looked to the phone and walked over, picking it up.

"Hello?"

"…Phantomhive!.?"

"How do you know this number?"

"That isn't any of your business! Give the phone back to Alois!"

Ciel looked back to Alois who was still clinging onto the pillow in post-trauma.

"He can't come to the phone at the moment."

"What? I was just talking to him! What did you do to him you pervert?"

Ciel twitched. "Listen, I am not a per-"

"Give the phone back to Alois!"

Ciel sighed, rubbing his temples.

Alois moved quietly over to Ciel before letting out a loud moan.

"Ciieeeelll. Come back to bed~!" He whined.

Ciel blushed while Mellow/Marco stuttered on the other end. He sent a look at Alois who winked, signaling him to follow along. "Ciel, come on. I'm getting hotter." He panted loudly.

"Ph-PHANTOMHIVE! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PRINCE!"

"Ciel, haaaaa, yes, touch me there."

"I'll kill you!"

"Ahh! Get off the phone and fuck me already Ciel!"

Ciel covered his red face with his hand. He was annoyed with both of them. Alois snatched the phone and winked at Ciel again before speaking breathlessly. "If you'd like, want to have a threesome?" He asked huskily, giggling when he heard the loud gasp from the other line. "Ne, Ciel, don't you think it'd be sexy?"

Ciel ripped the phone out of Alois's hand and ended the call. "Don't ever do that again!"

Alois laughed and fell back onto the couch.

"That was fun~!"

"…you disgust me."

"Awww, Ciel, don't be so mean!"

It seemed like the phones were ringing quite often today. Only ten minutes later did the phone come to life, this time it was Ciel's house phone. "I'll get it!" Alois called out and jumped away from Ciel, hopping over to the phone.

"Hello! This is Ciel's sexy lover speaking~!"

"…eh? Um, hello?"

Alois frowned, he knew that voice.

"Elizabeth?"

"Eh? Yes…oh! Alois! Hi!"

Alois held in a growl, gripping the phone tightly. He absolutely hated this girl. Why was she calling in the first place? "What do you want?" He asked cheerfully, peaking over his shoulder to make sure Ciel wasn't coming.

"Oh! Ciel told me to call him around this time! May I please speak with him?"

"Of course!" Alois eyebrow twitched. He pulled the phone away. "Ciel! The phone! It's Elizabeth!" He heard a thump like Ciel had fallen and soon the lad appear, looking warily at Alois before taking the phone and began to speak with the girl. As the two went into a deep conversation, Alois stood at the sidelines, glaring at the phone as if it were Elizabeth herself.

Suddenly, an idea smacked him. He'd do what he had done to Mellow/Marco earlier! He smirked quietly moved over to Ciel whose attention was more on the conversation than Alois at the moment. Alois snickered before grasping Ciel in an embrace. Ciel jumped and gave Alois a warning look as he continued to speak. Alois placed his chin on Ciel's shoulder next to the phone and let out a heavy moan. "Ciel, nooo, we can't do it when you're on the phone!"

"Alois! Stop it!" Ciel snapped.

"Ahh, Ciel, you're the one whose, aaaahhh! No! Don't touch there!"

"C-Ciel?"

Alois rubbed himself against the boy and let out another loud moan, directly into the phone. "Cieeeellll. Elizabeth will hear me…aahhh!" Alois let out a loud gasp as Ciel turned red from anger and shouted at him to knock it off.

"C-C-C-C-C-Ciel?"

"I'm sorry Elizabeth. Please ignore Alois. He's acting immature as usual." Ciel quickly replied, glaring at the blond who was still releasing loud moans and gasps. "Anyway, the-aah!" Ciel squeaked when he felt a sharp pain in his neck. Alois had bitten him, purposely trying to get him to emit noises too. "Alois! Go away! Aah!" He squeaked again, this time Alois had gotten a hold of his earlobe and began to suck at the defenselessly flesh.

"…I-I'll call you later Ciel…"

"Eliza-"

Click

"…Alois!" Ciel hissed, slamming the phone down onto the receiver. He pushed the boy off and turned to him with an intent to kill. Alois smiled joyously seeing he had been able to get rid of Elizabeth and get Ciel's attention back onto him, even though he was pissed off.

"Ciel, let's do something fun!"

"No!"

Alois hummed, pretending not to hear Ciel's answer and tugged the boy with him into the kitchen. He looked to the clock and saw that it was 10 am. "Okay Ciel! It's time for us to make breakfast!" He clapped his hands in joy, turning to the not amused brunet.

"Now, aprons!" He moved over to the linen closet.

"No! Wait! Don't!" Ciel called out, but it was too late. Alois stared stunned at the various aprons hanging from the hook. Mostly all of them were Sebastian's, except for the two that were extremely frilly and were most defiantly in Ciel's size, which was why he continued gap in bewilderment.

Ciel smacked his forehead. He hated Sebastian's gag presents. He had tried to get rid of them, but somehow, Sebastian always found them and placed them back. Ciel gave up on ever getting rid of them, so he just let them sit in the closet, growing old.

"Ciel…." Alois whispered, turning to him while holding up the frilly blue apron. "Put this on."

"No."

Alois snapped out his daze and pouted.

"Please!"

"I said no."

"But…! My fantasy is coming true!"

"I don't care. I am not putting that thing on."

Alois stared.

Ciel raised an eyebrow.

A group of children on the sidewalk jumped and turned to the house where they heard loud thumps and screams. The looked to each other in fear before quickly running away to their own homes.

Back inside, Ciel was now in the apron, glaring murder at Alois, who too was in a similar apron, yellow, and was pulling a cookbook from the shelf. "Okay! Let's find something to make!"

"I don't know how to cook."

"Neither do I~!"

Ciel sighed and walked over to Alois, peaking into the cookbook as the boy rushed through the pages to find the breakfast section.

"Oh! This looks yummy!" Alois proclaimed once he finally found the breakfast section and set his sights on a large picture of pancakes smeared in fruits and jams. "Let's make pancakes Ciel!" He placed the book on the counter before rummaging through the cabinets and pulling out pots and bowls.

"Alois, why don't we just eat the food Sebastian left for us in the refrigerator?" Ciel motioned to the refrigerator. Alois snorted and placed down the silverware before heading back to the cabinets and pulled out the ingredients.

"This is way more fun~!"

Ciel groaned.

Half an hour later, the kitchen was destroyed. Syrup stuck to the floor, which had managed to snatch away Alois's shoes, dough had somehow gotten stuck on the ceiling, dribbling every now and then onto the floor in small chunks, empty milk jugs were thrown in the overfilled trashcan, and at the table sat a flour covered Ciel and Alois.

"These look yummy!" Alois exclaimed, smiling down at his stack of pancakes. He looked over to Ciel and snickered, spotting the burnt pancakes on his plate. "Ne Ciel, you can eat off my plate~!" Alois scooted his chair and plate over to the sulking boy. He took a piece of pancake with his fork and held it up to Ciel. "Say 'aahh'."

Ciel debated between punching Alois in the nose or smashing his face into the pancakes.

"I can feed myself."

"I don't care. I'm feeding you or else you'll have to eat your pancakes."

Ciel sighed and looked to his own burnt pancakes. Rolling his eyes, he turned back to Alois who smiled in glee before holding out the fork again and urging him to open his mouth. Ciel obeyed, feeling like a child for being fed, but didn't say anything aloud, the pancakes were delicious. As he dazed out at the delicious taste, he didn't notice the lustful stares he was getting from his friend.

"Here." Alois held out another piece of pancake that was dripping with syrup and strawberry sauce. Ciel ate it right away and just as Alois had predicted, some had gotten onto the boy's face. Hiding a smirk, he continued the pattern, feeding his friend and watching more specks of cream and sauce find its way on the lad.

Finally they completed their breakfast.

"Ciel, you got something on your face." Alois leaned over, raising his hand as to pretend to be wiping the sauce away. Once close enough, he quickly latched his arms around the boy's neck and drew him closer. "I'll get it off for you." He kissed the struggling boy's cheek and licked away the substance before trailing down and licking away.

"Alois! You could use a napkin!"

"Hmmm, no way. This is my breakfast." Alois murmured against Ciel's neck and sucked harshly at the slope. Ciel let out a stuttered gasp and gripped onto Alois's shirt. The warm tongue curved over the neck and purposely left darken marks here and there on the skin before rising back up and cleaning the remaining the mess. Ciel finally succeeded in pushing the boy off and glaring daggers into his skull.

"Ciel~!"

"Shut up!"

Ciel took off his apron and threw it at the blond before storming off to his room. He didn't like the fact that he was easily overpowered, especially by Alois of all people. He heard Alois's cries and wails after he hid himself in the bathroom and made sure to lock the door. Peaking in the mirror, he groaned at the marks littered on his neck and knew they'd be sore by tomorrow.

"Ciel, they'll go away later!" Alois whined and clung onto the boy.

"What the hell!.? I locked the door!"

"Ciel, doors can't keep us from each other."

Ciel shrugged Alois off and stormed out to his room.

"Ciel! I'm sorry! I didn't know you wanted to dominant today!"

"I don't! Shut up Trancy!" Ciel snapped and entered his room. He sighed and looked over to the clock, it was still morning and he was dead tired. Dealing with Alois was like dealing with a daycare center filled with bratty children. He moved over to his bed and pulled the sheets up to prepare to take a small nap, but paused, staring confusingly at the various cans of sauces and creams.

"What the…?"

Alois entered the room and gasped, seeing Ciel had found his hiding spot. "Ciel! That was supposed to be a surprise for tonight!" Alois moaned and walked over, covering the products with the sheets.

"What surprise? Why do you have this stuff in my be-" Ciel paused. Slowly he brain began to work. He turned to Alois, eye twitching viciously. "No…we are not doing that with dairy products!"

"But it'll be fun!" Alois moved over quickly and grasped onto Ciel's hands. "And besides, it'll be enjoyable for the both of us." He whispered, licking his lips. "You'll get to have your sweet tooth satisfied while I'll have you." Alois leaned over and placed a chaste kiss on Ciel's lips, he could feel the shivers running through the boy's body; he just knew Ciel was thinking of what the night would bring if Alois did successfully get him.

"Or rather, we can start now?" Alois whispered, pulling the frozen lad with him down on the bed, avoiding the cans hidden beneath the shirt. He rolled them over so he could sit on top of Ciel and smiled, kissing the boy's lips once again. "Ciel, do you want to do it now?" He pulled up and tilted his head. "Or, do you want a preview before the show?"

Ciel blinked, not understanding until Alois decided to demonstrate. Alois moved his hand to the bottom of his own shirt and slowly moved inside, running his hand carefully over his stomach and moving up, using his arm to hold up the shirt as he dragged his nails lightly against the pale tummy and up to his chest.

"Does this turn you on Ciel?" He asked before grabbing his pink knob and rubbed it carefully. He let out a small whine as he felt the bud hard. Using his free hand, he pulled the end of his shirt up and grabbed it by his lips before grasping his other nipple and giving it the same treatment.

"A-A-Alois!"

Alois moaned, his shirt slowly dampening with saliva as he continued to work on his chest before finally releasing the perked buds. He released his shirt, wincing as the rough texture slid against the sensitive skin. "Ciel….do you want to do that? What else does Ciel want to do?" Alois moved his hand down own his leg. "Does Ciel want to touch me here?" He moved his hand up and onto his inner thigh. "Here maybe?" Alois kept his eyes directly on Ciel has he went through the process; he could see the light blue eyes start to fog over in longing. Alois giggled and stopped. "I want Ciel to do all these things to me…" He whispered.

Ciel felt like his tongue had dried up. He couldn't speak nor could he react. Sometimes Alois really could successfully seduce him and he hated that. He sighed in relief when Alois pulled himself off. Though his relief didn't last when he saw the blonde push away the covers, revealing the hidden products again. Alois peeked back at Ciel and licked his lips slowly before they curled into a smirk.

"Ne Ciel, which do you prefer, strawberry or raspberry sauce?"

Ciel gaped. His brain slowly began to process unnecessary thoughts of what events would occur if he actually chose one of the substances.

So, Ciel decided to create his own choice.

"Ciel! Come back!"

Ciel stared.

Alois stared back.

Utter silence...

Ciel decided to break it.

"How?"

"...how what?"

"...how did you break a hoe?"

"...uh...it was trying to rape me?"

"..."

"..."

Ciel smacked his forehead. "Why were you even in here?" He asked, looking over the shed to see what reason Alois would need to be there.

Alois shifted on his foot and smiled nervously. "Uh...because...when you ran away, I looked everywhere besides in here. So I came to check and that stupid hoe," he glared at the gardening tool, "decided to fall on me and attack!"

"...it's a battery powered hoe. You must have turned it on by accident."

"No! That thing tried to rape me! Ciel~! I told you inanimate objects wanted me!"

Ciel resisted the urge to smack his forehead again. Releasing a loud sigh, he looked over the broken hoe and knew if Sebastian came back to find his favorite tool broken, he most likely was going to blame him and then it would be back to no dessert for a week. Almost shivering at the thought, Ciel glared at Alois who was still wailing and complaining about stalkers and perverts. He rolled his eyes and hit Alois on the head to return him back to reality.

"Ouch~!"

"We need to go out now."

Alois blinked several times before smiling. "A date?.!"

"..no, we're just going to the hardwa-"

"Ciel's taking me on a date~!"

"Al-"

Alois hummed loudly and skipped out the shed, chanting "date" loudly.

"...ugh."

Now what kind of problems can Alois cause in a hardware store? .w.;

I don't like this chapter. It was so forced and dull and stupid and lame and…

D:

Umm. I've been busy with a class I'm taking in a college, RPing on DA, and I went into depression after episode 8.…I don't like Claude. I hope he dies. Which is also the reason why this story hasn't been updated in a long time. (two weeks is a long time right?) D;

But then, my awesome friend got me back into my preppy mood. She has been drawing for me, teaching me how to fix my drawing errors, teaching me Japanese, teaching me that Alois is spelled Aroisu in Japanese: アロイス！, helped me learn how to download stuff, and taught me how to change my English into Japanese with a few buttons! We've also been working on Kuroshitsuji 'projects' we'd like to start on soon and I've grown an unhealthy obsession for Alois. D:

So yeah, my life in a nutshell. =O

EPISODE 9

WTF?

D: I NEED THE SUBS!

Omg, I felt bad for Sebby. ;-;

For that one moment, I thought "SebCiel FTW' ;O;

AND OMG THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE Claude x Ciel CANON! XD

AND ALOIS IS STILL DEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ;O;