BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

(Beta) 18plusForMe

X Okay. I have to tell you this now guys. I have school now. I'm in my last year of high school plus I have been able to take a college class (along with a few other schoolmates of mine) plus I'm looking for colleges. So work piles up every day to the point where I don't feel like writing MORE and thinking MORE after all the school I've done already. So I am more relaxing with chatting with friend or on dA. I due apologize for the long wait. I had to redo this chapter, literally,fifteen times. I'd be up to eight pages and then I'd delete them all because I'd be bored with them.

X Please do not expect any quick updates like during the summer (weekly wasn't it?). I'm really sorry, I hate making you guys wait. D:

X Pfftt. It seems to 'Alice in Wonderland' theme is popular in fics, huh? I guess it's because of the OVA, Ciel in Wonderland, right? 8D

X Also, if you guys want to know where I am mostly, I am usually on DeviantArt. Link is on profile. 8D

"Ciel…"

Ciel hummed, burying his face into the soft fabric of his pillow.

"Ciel…?"

Ciel didn't respond.

"Ciel!"

Ciel continued to sleep.

"…"

"…!" Ciel choked when something was forced into his mouth. His eyes snapped open and he noticed that Alois had stuff his fingers in. Ripping them out, Ciel rubbed at his mouth and glared at Alois who giggled, leaning over and peaking Ciel on the lips.

"Good morning~!"

"What?" Ciel looked to the clock and saw that is was nearly five in the morning. "What are you doing here? Didn't you go home yesterday?" He hissed in annoyance, pulling himself up. Alois beamed, pushing himself into the bed and clinging onto the irritated boy.

"I did, but I snuck out to come see you before school!"

"..how did you get in?"

Alois hummed. "What do you mean how?"

Ciel gave him a look as if saying 'stop acting stupid'.

Alois blinked before grinning. "Sebastian never took his key back." He reached into his jeans and pulled out the key, showing it to his friend who sighed in response. Putting the key back in place, Alois moved and hopped onto Ciel's lap who shouted for him to get off, but ignored him. Wrapping his arms around Ciel's neck, he placed their foreheads together. "Ciel, have you ever wondered how good a lover I could be?" He asked and tapped Ciel's nose, who glared at the action.

"No."

Alois smirked.

"I have…"

"Wha-"

"Shhh…" Alois whispered, placing a finger over Ciel's lips. Ciel didn't know what happened next, but soon the blond had ducked into the covers and somehow managed to get off his pajama pants and boxers.

"Aah!" Ciel gasped, shooting up, and looked down in horror when felt something hot and wet swallow his member. "A-Alois! I'll kill you! What are you doing!.?" He hissed, grabbing onto the boy's hair and tugging at him to get him off.

Alois giggled, the vibrations struck Ciel's member and soon he felt it slowly began to react. Alois sucked on the erection until it was fully hard. He could hear the harsh breaths Ciel was letting out and the tight grip he had on his hair. He pulled away, licking his lips of the pre-cum. "I'm just being a good lover~" He sung in reply before licking the head and slowly dragging his tongue down the side.

Ciel let out a groan, biting his lips to hold back in further noises. Before he knew it, he was pushed down onto the bed. Alois gave him a winning smile before engulfing the erection into his mouth again, thrusting it back and forth into his mouth. His moans and movement forced Ciel's own moans to escape. "Haaa….Alois….you…ba-bast…" He struggled to say anything, but couldn't.

Alois panted, pausing in his movement and began to suck on the member like a straw as pre-cum began to leak into his mouth. He let out another moan when he felt Ciel's hand tighten its grasp on his hair. Giggling again, he resumed thrusting the organ into his mouth, feeling Ciel began to shiver, close to releasing.

"Aaah! A-Alois! S-sto…." Ciel bit his lips as he felt the bubble in his stomach twist before it exploded. He felt Alois choke, swallowing the substance until it was all gone. Ciel panted when he was finally released.

Alois licked his lips, sitting up, and looking to the dazed brunette. "Ciel's so cute." He whispered, running a finger down the boy's cheek. "Having a wet dream about me is so fucking hot." He laughed.

Ciel blinked. "A…dream?" He whispered.

A noisy buzzing rang in his ear suddenly.

Ciel shot up, panting harshly. He looked to the clock, seeing it had just hit seven, time for him to prepare to go to school. He sighed; running a hand through his sweaty bangs and moved to get up, but froze at an unfamiliar wetness. Slowly, as if he moved quickly, something would attack him, he pulled the sheets off his body.

"…Alois." He snarled.

Achoo!

Alois sniffled, rubbing his nose.

"Bless you." Claude commented, placing Alois's breakfast in front of the grinning boy. Claude raised an eyebrow in question at his smile.

"Ciel must be thinking about me!" Alois giggled joyously.

"Ciel~!" Alois called out, waving to his friend. Ciel glanced back before turning back in the direction he was walking. He really did not want to face his friend after his terrible nightmare. "Ciel! Don't ignore me!" The blond rushed across the street once the walk-sign flashed green and tackled the boy onto the sidewalk. Other students nearby passed them, rolling their eyes at the display of affection.

"Get off!"

"Ciel! I missed you so so so so so so so so SO much!"

"You saw me yesterday!"

"Yes, but that was yesterday morning! Claude's such an asshole. He got mad because he had to spend the weekend with Sebastian, so he made me stay in my room alllll day! He's just mad cause he hasn't been laid in forever!" Alois commented, pouting.

Ciel just stared. "Get off me. This ground is filthy."

Alois grinned before pulling them back onto their feet. Ciel wrinkled his nose in disgust as he brushed away dirt which clung to his pants. Alois helped, though more running his hands over Ciel's bottom.

"Alois!"

Alois giggled before moving his hands. Ciel gave him a fierce glare and resumed walking, quicker than before though. Alois quickly caught up, much to Ciel's dismay. "Club Week is here~! So we're going to check out as many clubs as possible today Ciel!" Alois commanded, grinning towards the school that came into sight.

Booths were already placed up and the courtyard was crowded with students checking out the different clubs.

"Ciel, what club do you want to join?" Alois asked curious.

"Debate Club."

Alois just stared.

"…what?"

"That's so fucking boring! We're going to clubs I pick out now!" Alois grabbed onto Ciel's arm, purposely steering his vision away from the Debate booth and towards the school where more clubs were present.

"Hey! Stop tugging!"

Club Choice 1

Art Club

"And in art club, we-"

"Blah blah blah, can we fucking start!.?" Alois exclaimed, waving his paint brush impatiently. The teacher gave Alois a warning glare before allowing the student in charge to continue his speech. Alois huffed, looking to his blank canvas in boredom before looking over to Ciel who was listening to the speech in mild interest. The blond sighed and decided to start on his own. He opened his jars of paint and quickly began to get to work.

Once the paint aroma got to Ciel's nose, he looked over to Alois and raised an eyebrow, seeing he had already started. Finally the speech ended and everyone began to start working on their own drawings. Ciel had decided to stick with paper and pencil, so he just began to draw random doodles on the blank page. He wasn't interested in the club; Alois was.

"Cieeel~"

Ciel looked to Alois who beamed. "Don't move!" Alois command before resuming his painting, looking to Ciel every now and then. Ciel blinked, a bit surprised. Was Alois good at drawing? He had never asked Alois if he had any real hobbies besides molesting him 24/7.

After a few minutes of painting, Alois let out a noise of joy. "Done!" He turned the canvas towards Ciel who stared horrified at the picture. It was painted terribly, but he could make out what was there. Ciel was naked and he believed it was Alois on top of him.

"Ah! Ciel!" Alois whined, pouting to the boy who had thrown a glob of paint black on the painting, destroying the image. "Now I have to redraw!"

"Don't you dare."

The supervisor smiled kindly to each new member, checking over their art and giving them a positive comment in return. Soon she found herself next to Alois who was deeply concentrated on his latest piece. He had gone from paint to a drawing pad like Ciel. She peeked over and raised an eyebrow. "Alois…this is?"

Alois hummed, continuing to draw details.

"It looks…like a boy."

"That's Ciel!"

"And…another boy?"

"That's me!"

"But….it looks likes the boy is sucking….GET OUT."

Club Choice 2

Cosplay Club

"What are you wearing!.?"

"Isn't that the Cheshire costume for the Alice in Wonderland play?"

"He modified it!"

Alois looked into the mirror, fixing the fake ears on his head before doing a small twirl and beaming towards the gapping members. The shirt had been cut to a tiny belly shirt and the pants had been made into his favorite type of leg wear, booty shorts. "How do I look Ciel?.!" He called over to the other who was seated at one of the tables overfilled with outfits.

Ciel yawned, looking over to Alois and frowned. "That's too revealing."

"Silly Ciel. Of course it is! I fixed it to show off my sexy body~!"

"….take it off."

"What?" Alois smirked. "Oh Ciel, that's so hot~! I never knew you'd want to do that with others watching!" He grabbed onto the short shorts and began to tug them off. The female members squealed, covering their eyes, but peeking through their fingers. The boys stuttered, blushing and froze in their spots.

"Alois!" Ciel exclaimed, he too blushing at the sight.

Alois stopped his teasing and grinned, tugging the shorts back up. "I'll change into something else~!" He disappeared into the small closet that was littered in costumes he had picked out and wanted to try on.

The members sighed in relief.

"Having Alois of all people try out for our club…"

"We might get shut down!"

"Phantomhive! Do something about your boyfriend!"

Ciel stuttered, blushing at the comment. "He's not my boyfriend!"

The door burst open, revealing Alois now in a replica of Alice in Wonderland costume. "How about this one!.?" He sung, skipping out the closet and spinning around.

"That's a girl's costume too! Wear a boy's costume!" A boy exclaimed.

Alois pouted. "All the boys outfits hide my legs. Ciel wouldn't approve, right Ciel~?" Before Ciel could move, he had a full lap of Alois. "Ciel likes when my legs are out for his eyes only." He breathed, crossing his legs purposely to make the dress rise up a bit, showing his thighs.

"Get off me!"

"Don't be so shy Ciel!"

"Trancy, I swear to all that is holy, I'll thrash you!"

"That sounds so kinky~!" Alois giggled, wrapping his arms around Ciel's neck and pecking him on the lips.

"Alois." Ciel hissed in warning.

Alois blinked, raising an eyebrow with an innocent expression. Ciel curled his hand, ready to bash the boy in the face before suddenly he was tugged out his chair by the blond. "Ciel~! You have to dress up too! You'll look so cute!"

"I don't want to dress up!"

Alois ignored him, dragging the struggling boy into the changing room and slamming the door shut. The cosplay members looked uncomfortably to the door, wondering if they should at least help out the captured Phantomhive instead of just standing there, waiting for the screams.

"Stop it! I don't want to wear that!"

Oh, too late.

"Then wear this~!"

"No!"

"Oh, this is perfect! Put it on!"

"I said no!"

"Fuck, Ciel, stop being difficult and put the damn outfit on!"

The sounds of banging and struggling were heard for the next few moments before instant silence. Without warning, the door opened and out stumbled Ciel, dressed in butler attire. Alois skipped out after him, changed back into the Cheshire outfit.

"Aww, we match~!"

"You're dressed as a cat and I'm dressed as a butler. How is this matching?" Ciel hissed before returning to his seat, glaring daggers at the boy and the other members who were looking surprisingly in awe at how well he suited the outfit.

Alois moved over and plopped down on Ciel's lap. "We both look fucking sexy, that's how." Alois peaked the boy on the lips who scowled in return. He grinned, grasping Ciel's face and forcing him closer, smashing their lips together in a more intense kiss. The club members gasped at the sudden display of affection.

"What the hell is going on here?." The students turned their head to the supervisor of the club. He stuttered at the seductive sight, before realizing just who the two were. Having them in the club would not be a good thing at all! "Alois Trancy! Ciel Phantomhive! Get out!"

Club Choice 3

Math Club

Alois frowned, staring at the math equation on the board.

"It's 127.12." Ciel said simply.

The club members stared in amazement before looking down shamefully at their calculators in hand.

"Ciel's so amazing!" Alois cooed, clinging onto the boy's arm affectionately.

"Umm…okay…" The supervisor blinked, before shaking her head. This was Ciel Phantomhive, so she shouldn't be so surprised. She smiled excitedly, imagining if Ciel successfully joined, the members now would catch onto his genius and actually do much better in upcoming mathematic tournaments.

"Next problem!"

Alois scanned the new question. "That's 131.99." He said, stunning the room, minus Ciel. Alois was smarter than he appeared; he just liked to be more bubbly and sluttish instead of a genius like his Ciel.

"Thank you! Thank you!" The teacher whispered to the ceiling. She quickly began to write more problems, each more complicated than the others beforehand. Ciel and Alois answered each correctly, ignoring the awed looks from the other members.

The new question caught Alois's attention the most. "Ciel! Look!" He pointed to the equation. Ciel took a look at it before turning bright red and giving Alois a fierce glare. Alois giggled before waving his hand to the dazed teacher who was fantasizing on tournaments.

"Teacher! Teacher~!"

"Yes Mr. Trancy?" She asked pleasingly.

"The answer is 69!"

"That's correct!"

"So! So! Can Ciel and I do that then?"

The teacher blinked.

"Excuse me?"

Alois smirked, licking his lips. "69. We'd enjoy that very much. Right, Ciel?" He ran a hand over Ciel's thigh.

"Alois!"

"…"

"Stop moving so much Ciel~!"

"…"

"S-stop it!"

"…"

"Oh Ciel, you're turning so red~! This will be our first time doing a 69, huh?"

"…GET OUT!"

Club Choice 4

Home Economics Club

"This is stupid-ouch!" Ciel hissed, sucking on his thumb. "Why would you choose sewing out of all the activities here for me to do!.?"

"Because! If you're going to be my amazing wife in the future, you need to know how to sew my clothes when I tear them!" Alois commented before he moved out of reaching distance of the needle that slashed at him. He beamed at the glaring boy who returned to the challenge at hand of stitching a scarf.

"I'll go back to baking~! Be good!" Alois peaked Ciel on the nose and hurried back to his stove. The girls nearby looked in surprise at Alois sudden arrival. They were still confused as to why boys were trying to join the club.

Alois checked the timer, seeing it had gone off already. He turned off the stove and opened it. A heavenly scent of chocolate filled the air. The girls sighed in bliss, staring as Alois placed the tray of cooked fudge on the counter.

"Wow, Alois, that looks so yummy!"

"You should really join our club!"

"Wouldn't it be weird to have a boy member though…?"

The girls blinked, before looking to Alois who was happily placing on white frosting on the top. He noticed the stares and raised an eyebrow in annoyance.

"I guess a boy member wouldn't be too bad…"

"Especially Alois of all people…"

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?" Alois asked, giving the girls a suspicious look before rolling his eyes and continuing with his pastry. After finishing and tossing on a few chocolate chips, he grinned in pride before skipping back over to Ciel with his creation. "Ciel~! Try this!"

Ciel looked up, pulling his finger from his mouth. "You made that?" He asked surprised, the treat actually looked good. Alois nodded and placed the baked good on the small table filled with different fabrics. He grabbed the fork and tugged off a small piece of the fudge. "Say 'aaahhh'."

Ciel eyebrow twitched; déjà vu much. "I'd rather feed myself thank you."

"Ciel!"

"No, give me the fork."

"No way! If you don't let me feed you, you don't get to try it!"

"Alo-"

"I'll give it to Marco!…Mellow…Aster….whatever!"

Ciel's eyebrow twitched again.

"Alo-"

"Ciel! Just open your fucking mouth!"

Ciel glared but complied.

Alois did his usual 180 mood swing from rage to smiling lovingly. He fed the lad quickly before he changed his mind. Ciel was even more surprised at how delicious the dessert was. He never knew Alois could cook this well.

"So?" Alois urged, waiting for a reply.

Ciel licked his lips to get rid of a trace of cream. "It's good." He was soon suffocated by Alois hugging him tightly. "Y-You're choking me!" Ciel gasped out, tugging on Alois's shirt to get him off before he passed out from the lack of oxygen. Alois released him and made another attempt to feed Ciel, but this time some cream fell off the piece and slide down Ciel's neck and into his shirt.

"Damnit Alois!" Ciel jumped when the cool substance ran over his chest. He moved to grab something that he could use to clean the mess, but soon he found himself on the floor with his shirt up and Alois licking away the mess and going further than he needed too.

"Oh my gosh..!"

"That's…so hot…!"

"GET OUTTTT!"

The pattern of being kicked out club after club continued. Soon the end of the day came and everyone was leaving the premises of the school for home. Ciel sighed as he was finally free. A whole day of molestation in front of his schoolmates was stressful.

"This way!"

…okay he had almost been free.

Alois now had him by the arm, tugging him through the empty hallway. "Where are we going!.? School is over!" Ciel informed, but it was deaf to Alois who was grinning madly. Soon they were in the abandoned club they claimed as theirs.

"Sit here~!" Alois pushed Ciel into a chair. "And wait! I'll be back. Don't. Leave." He gave Ciel a warning look before leaving the room, laughing joyously.

Ciel sat there, irritated. Minutes passed until Ciel loss his patience and decided to go. He grabbed his book bag and moved to the door. He opened it, only to meet face to face with a surprised Alois whom was dressed once again in the Cheshire costume. "Alois, did you just go and steal that outfit?" Ciel questioned, moving back to allow the boy inside. Alois just grinned, closing the door with his foot and draped his arms around Ciel.

"Ciel, do you want to play a game?" Alois breathed into Ciel's ear. "A simple game that can end in two ways." Alois pulled back and reached into one of his pockets, tugging out the hidden items. "A candy." He showed the perfectly wrapped candy. "A condom." He showed the square item. "If you get the candy, you can keep it and chose the club we'll participate in. If you get the condom, I get to choose the club and…"

Ciel readied to decline.

"No no Ciel. Stop being such a baby." Alois forcefully turned Ciel so his back was facing him. "Now no peeking~!" Alois snickered, stuffing the items into his pockets. "Okay! Turn around and chose a pocket!"

Ciel twitched, turning around to face the beaming boy. He did not want to play the silly game, but had a feeling Alois would just continue to tease him. So either or, he would end up playing the stupid game. He carefully looked over each pocket, carefully looking over how lumpy each was and if he could see the outline of the items.

"Well? Left or right?" Alois urged, leaning on one foot.

Ciel swallowed, his instincts telling him to choose the right pocket and avoided the left. "…right?" He said uncertainly. Alois hummed, reaching into his pocket and grabbing the unknown item with the tips of his fingers, slowly tugging out the item.

"…damn it."

Alois giggled, now leaning against Ciel who had been pinned against the table. Alois twirled the condom in his fingers. "Lady luck isn't on your side today, Ciel." He breathed, leaning over and running his tongue over Ciel's cheek who shivered at wet organ. "Ciel, don't you wonder why I'm dressed like this?" He motioned to his costume as he moved his knee in-between Ciel's spread legs, parting them wider. He let out another giggle at how flustered the brunet's face grew. "Because I know Ciel likes to see me dressed up~!" Alois ran his fingers over Ciel's hands. "Would you like…to help me out of this outfit?" He whispered, nuzzling his nose into Ciel's neck.

Ciel let out a whimper as he felt Alois's knee start to rub against his groin. "We're in…school and-" He was cut off by Alois who grabbed onto his chin, forcing him to look him in the eye.

"Shut the fuck up and enjoy the moment." Alois demanded, rubbing harder, earning another whimper.

"Good boy…now, let's actually do this for once."

Ciel moaned; his head banged back onto the table. He felt the wandering fingers push deeper inside of him, pressing forcibly at the inner walls that continued to squeeze at the invaders in response.

Alois licked his lips slowly at how delicious the site before him was. "Ciel, you're going to make me come with all those noises you're making." He murmured, thrusting his fingers again into the trembling hole, which sent the brunet into another series of sounds. "Tsk tsk~!" Alois tugged out his fingers slowly, watching Ciel's hips automatically move forward to keep the digits in. "No no Ciel." Alois grabbed the hips and forced them back down. "No more foreplay. My dick is going up your ass this time." He smirked down at the dazed boy. "Help me out." He placed Ciel's hands back onto his shorts and helped him carefully tug them off, revealing his erection, ready to spring into action. "Aaah, Ciel." Alois let out a fake moan as the material slide over his hot flesh for a moment.

Ciel felt himself grow hotter than before. He hated how well Alois could affect him so easily. He let out another whimper when Alois moved back into position, his member brushed against his sensitive, prepared entrance that was readied to be claimed.

"Does Ciel want this?" Alois giggled, purposely rubbing his erection against the hole that begged for the intruder to come in.

"Trancy…I'll end you." Ciel panted out, glaring through his sweaty bangs.

"Whaatt?" Alois asked innocently, beaming. "Do you want it in that badly?" The blond grasped onto the slim legs of his partner, pushing them further apart. He almost laughed at the bright blush that rose on Ciel's face at being so exposed, he was so cute. His mood changed dramatically once he was back in position. He saw Ciel's eyes closed tightly, not wanting to see what would happen next.

It was finally time-

Achoo!

…maybe not.

Ciel stared in disgust.

Alois sniffled, rubbing his nose.

"Did you just…spread your germs on me?" Ciel hissed.

Before Alois could react, he was on the floor with Ciel on top of him, his hands wrapped around his neck. "Ciel, this isn't very sexy!" Alois whined.

"What? Do you expect me to just pretend you didn't sneeze on me and continue on until I got sick myself?.!" Ciel growled out, desperately tightening his grip, but it seemed to have no affect on the blonde who just pouted, seeing his chance at fucking Ciel's bottom was gone yet again.

"Ciel, let's just con-"

"Don't you dare say to continue Trancy! We weren't even supposed to be doing this in the first place! Especially at school!" Ciel finally got off the lad and moved, quickly putting his clothes on. He was so pissed off with Alois and himself. He was losing his own control too much lately and it was making him extremely comfortable of how well he could fall into Alois's hands at such simple stunts.

"But Ciel!"

"I'm going home." The brunet announced, grabbing his bag and heading for the door. His leg was grabbed by Alois who had still been on the floor, sending Ciel down. Before he could react, the naked boy was on top of him, tugging at his shirt.

"Alois!"

"Ciel~! We have to do this now! I'm so haaarrdd!"

"Then use your hand or a dildo or even that so-called vibrator you brought this weekend!"

"I want Ciel's tight ass!"

"What are you doing!.? Get away from there! Stop it!

Achoo!

"…"

…sniffle.

"ALOIS!"

Sebastian blinked, staring down at the two bruised boys. "…do I even want to know?" He sighed, shaking his head in dismay at the glare he received from Ciel.

"Just get the stupid first aid kit." He murmured, passing by the adult and storming into the house.

Alois huffed, crossing his arms. "Ciel's such a baby! Scared of a little sneeze!"

Sebastian raised an eyebrow at the comment, watching the blond trail inside, following after Ciel who shouted back for the boy to go home. Sighing again, the man closed the door and moved to the bathroom to collect the first aid kit.

"Ciel! The club!"

"I'm not joining any stupid club that you pick!"

"I'm making my own club, so it'll be fun for the both of us!"

"Did you not hear me? I said I'm not joining anything!"

"It'll be called "Ciel & Alois's XXX FILES Cl-..ha…ha…ACHOO!"

"WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE!.?"