Hi guys, I am taking a break from homework and typing stories here. Lets all hope in the future there is a law saying no giving kids homework! That would be nice. So anyways, I was reading some crossovers and laughing really hard so now my tummy hurts. (sad). Enjoy!
Aphrodite
I was taking my beauty stroll (yes I take beauty strolls so I don't get fat) when I saw Ares! and unfortunately, his very unfashionable daughter, Clarisse. I saw them whispering together and Clarisse take out her spear (honestly, if she had to fight, at least fight with fashionable weapons!). Ares walked away and I strolled over to her casually (yes, I made sure I looked girly). "What do you think you are doing?" I said, while twirling my blonde hair with a finger. Clarisse turned to me and immediately, a look of hatred filled her eyes. "I don't know who you are, but you are like a total Aphrodite girl, you mortal," she sneered (does Ares ever tell his daughter about me? and how dare she just call me a mortal!). I glared at her (making sure my face doesn't have any wrinkles) and said in a high pitched voice, "why Clarisse, don't you remember me?" I dabbed a little make-up on my face, "I am Aphrodite!" smoothed out my skirt, "don't you dare insult me again you half-blood!" snapped my bag shut and stormed away (yes, I am afraid I did not look so ladylike that time, but who cares?).
Ares paid no attention to me, I fumed. War gods, I should have known. Anyways, not my problem now, leave it to him to teach his daughter some manners! What kind of daughter is that! Can't even tell a mortal apart from a immortal!
Percy
I was due to meet Chiron, Ares, and Clarisse at the airport (I brought my armour and riptide so if Clarisse or Ares want to kill me I would be prepared). I happened to be passing by when I saw Clarisse with Aphrodite? Talking together, they seemed to be argueing. I was going to walk over when I heard Clarisse call Aphrodite a mortal (how dumb can that girl get?). Aphrodite must be furious, I quickly ran away from them. Not my problem, leave it to the girl and old woman (I think Aphrodite is the oldest olympian, right?).
I saw Chiron and Ares talking briskly together. They don't seem to want to be disturbed either. Oh well, I will just sit at a corner somewhere and watch tem until they are done talking.
Clarisse
Finally, Aphrodite finished her non-stop (very girly) chatter. I looked around for Percy and find no one. Curse Aphrodite, I thought. Ares is gonna kill me when he finds out I failed him. Oh well, lets blame it all on Aphrodite, maybe she could charmspeak Ares out of it? That would be bad, I will make sure Aphrodite stays out of my family buissness.
Finally, Ares and Chiron finished talking. That was when we starrted walking towards the direction of a bus. Percy (why did it have to be him?) ran up to us and said to Chiron, "I did as you told, Chiron, what do you want now?" Chiron said, "tell them about the plan, I am sure Ares and Clarisse will suceed," Percy nodded and told us everything. I snorted when Percy said he got wiggly legs (even son of Poseidon can be cursed easily).
Thats all for now people! Reviews please! Thanks!