*DISCLAIMER- YOU KNOW…. I DON'T OWN KUROSHITSUJI, BLAH BLAH BLAH…

Anyways, here is the next chapter! I really have no idea where I am going with this… so I'll just leave this here! Hopefully you all find this as funny as I found it stupid…

ACHAN POV

I run through the village, and I can hear the demons right behind me. Damn it, Will I think as I run. I run through old houses, trying to avoid being caught. Luckily, as a time-traveler/ teleporter, running away like hell is on my heels is one of the best things I can do. I wish I could teleport, but Will said I needed to attract the attention of as many demons as I could.

"Anyways," he said, smirking. "If anything deadly is about to happen, you can always teleport away."

Damn him, he's getting me back for earlier, I think again. A part of me hates him for it… although at the same time I am entertained. I did do this for entertainment, after all. So, I run like a maniac, occasionally throwing stuff around, and when a demon comes close to catching me, I run through a wall; or at least make it look like it. Really, I just teleport, but the demons don't know that. It buys me extra time…

"I got you now, you little freak," says a demon blocking my path. I sigh. I had already seen this demon; I threw a couple of clay plates I found in an old house a couple of minutes ago. Not to mention, I managed to use my abilities to lead him to a pile of poop… he wasn't too happy about that…

"You know, I didn't want to hurt anyone, but I will if I have to." I grin, waiting for the demon to charge at me. When he does, I think, time for the fun to begin…

William POV

I stare, watching most of the demons run away. When there are only two of them left guarding the human prisoners, I get ready to put the plan into action. There are also three more human guards, all of them near the humans. I spring forward, running and knocking out two demons who never seen it coming. The last demon seen me, and its eyes glowed red and nails grew long as it got ready to spring at me. I lifted my spear, stabbing it through the chest effortlessly.

Admittedly, I was a little disappointed they didn't put up more of a fight. I then turn, and using my reaper speed, I knock out the remaining humans who were completely baffled and frightened, wondering what menace had knocked out the demons in record time.

I then turn towards the prisoners, and begin undoing the shackles on one of them. Glancing at them, I see they all have on blindfolds, and I also take it off the one I am currently at.

"Do you know what is going on here?" I ask one as I undo the shackles. The whimpering human stares at me, not understanding. Then he says something in a different language than English.

"Fast-creatures came."

I sigh. "What are fast-creatures?" I ask him, automatically using my reaper abilities to adapt to his dialect. He shudders.

"They punish us, saying winged-one will take us away…"

"What? Who's 'winged one'?"

"Take us away, away forever…" He shudders more.

"Take you away where?"
He glances up at me, and says a name that has no word in their language, instead uses the English word.

"Hell."

I furrow my brow, then suddenly the guy's head is chopped off when I am about to ask him a question. I turn around, only to see a very angry looking demon there. It is one of the ones I just knocked out a couple of minutes ago; or so I thought. He had just decided to throw a blade at the poor human.

"Divine Executioner" he spits out the words in the same language of the people here. I stand up.

"My name is William T. Spears, and that's Mr. Spears to you. And I request that you tell me what your kind's business is here." I stand up and glare at him. He laughs.

"Mr. Almighty thinks he can take on a demon. Well, we'll show him." He charges at me, and I am about to grab for my death scythe when suddenly, ACHAN teleports behind him, and grabs on. He uses his ability to teleport the demon… halfway into the ground. The demon tries to struggle, but can't get out.

"Haha! Oh my gosh, this is hilarious." He stares, grinning like a moron. I roll my eyes.

"Why didn't you teleport him to hell?"

"Because if I did, we wouldn't get any answers."

I have to admit, that is smart thinking. I move forward, and begin to question him.

"What are the demons and humans doing here?"

He just stares silently.

"Who's your master?"

Again, silence. ACHAN sighs, then grabs a nearby log and drops it on the demon's head.

"Hey, like you implied, we need him alive" I protested, though I can't say I don't agree with the form of action he is taking.

ACHAN rolls his eyes. "Oh calm down, he is a demon. It won't hurt him all that much."

"Filthy, ugly, disgusting-" starts the demon, and I sigh.

"You can call us whatever you want, but that won't stop us. Now, answer the question!" I glare at the demon who glares back. Suddenly, he grins and begins speaking.

"Invisible messenger, I have done your bidding. Release me."

"What the hell does that mean?" asks ACHAN, when suddenly, the demon begins to glow a bit. Then lighter and lighter, so he is turning into a mass of white, and I can feel a strong heat coming off him. I grab ACHAN's arm, preparing to drag him away, and I feel the moment of my body not being my own. Suddenly, I am standing 100-feet away, with ACHAN standing next to me, who apparently decided for once in his life it was a good idea to teleport away.

The demon bursts into a flame of white, then there is a loud POP! Silence follows, and all that there is left of the demon is a blackened hole in the ground. Me and ACHAN walk towards it, and stare.

"Aww, great, now we have no one to tell us what went on." Mumbles ACHAN, and I roll my eyes. "Where did he go anyways?"

"He went to where his kind goes when they die, to hell." I answer, then I turn and release the rest of the humans. While we ask them the same basic questions, they can't answer us as much as the first person. And there are no more demons around, because god knows what ACHAN did with them. So, we let them go, and I head back to ACHAN, who teleports us back to his house.

"What do you think that was all about?" he asks, and I shrug.

"The only human who knew something was the one that was killed by that demon… he must've known something, or the demon would not have risked his life like that. Demons are very careful about protecting their corporeal forms…"

ACHAN sighs. "Kay, assuming I know what cor… carpenter or whatever means, it doesn't answer the question of why that all happened."

"I know." I think about this as I sit on the couch, wondering, when he interrupts my thoughts.

"So, you gonna stay?" I turn to look at him, and he is grinning at me. "We can figure out this mystery! I know how much you want to…" He smiles, and I sigh.

"Well… I don't know…"

"Aww come on! It'll be fun!"

"I SERIOUSLY doubt that."

"It will! Promise!"

I stare at him when he says this. "Alright, but I have conditions."

"Name them!"

"One: Only teleport me when I say. Two: Leave me alone when I am on the job."

"That's it?"

"For now."

He stares at me, his head tilted to the side, and he smirks. "Alright, but I got rules too. One: chocolate must always be in the house. Two: Only use your own chocolate axe shampoo, not mine. Three: You can't a complete buzz kill. And four, the most important rule, you must never, NEVER tell anyone about our adventures unless we are both alright with it. You also can't tell anyone what I can do. Deal?"

I stare, contemplating again. It may end badly for me, but I am slightly excited to. Not to mention, I do want to find out what those demons were up to…"

"Alright, you crazy psychopath, you got a deal." I hold out my hand, and he takes it smiling.

"Oh, believe me Will, I have a feeling the psychopathic fun is only getting started."

So… that is it! Reviews would be appreciated… :3