*Disclaimer- Own Kuroshitsuji I do not. That is all.

Reviewer Sutcliff23: Lmao. You write Undertaker so well :3 I must have more or I shall do things to Will...You know I can xD

Me: Well, I do love Undertaker 3 And you shall have more, all of us fan-girls still need Will intact…

ACHAN POV

"What is the matter with you?" William paces in front of me on the light beige carpet. We are now back at my house, after Will insisted on speaking to me in private. I also brought along Undertaker, and he is sitting in a corner obviously amused. I must say, I am also.

"You two could be in huge trouble! I mean, you destroyed half the entire library… and god knows how huge that place is! And I don't even know why YOU were there!" He glares at Undertaker, sending the man into another fit of giggles. I sigh.

"William, calm down, it wasn't that bad…"

"Wasn't THAT BAD? Did you not hear the part about destroying HALF THE LIBRARY?" He glares some more, and I must say that while it is sort of frightening, it is like having my own personal soap opera. The thought makes me giggles, but William seems to only become more irritated (more like pissed off).

"You find this all funny?"

"Why, yes, Willy boy, I do!" I jump up and spin around. "I think this entire situation is GRAND! It is why I chose you, and this place, after all." Grinning, I sit back down. William rolls his eyes, and Undertaker continues to laugh harder.

"Fine, well, HE shouldn't be here. If I had the right set of mind, I'd take him in for making those blasted mummies." He points an accusing finger at Undertaker, and I jump up.

"You can't take him."

"And exactly why is that?"

"Because I said so. He has smarticles which we may need-"

"What the hell are smarticles?"

I groan. "It doesn't matter! What I'm trying to say is that he is generally smart, and besides, he's amusing! I told him he could stay here-"

"YOU DID WHAT?" William looked like at that moment, he'd rather do anything other than share the same house with Undertaker. I rolled my eyes.

"First off Will; calm down. Second off, according to what I've been told, you reapers and others have been hunting him, and so he had to leave his current residence! So, I offered to let him stay here. And please, stop interrupting me!"

After my mini-speech, I stare at Will defiantly, then turn and head to the kitchen. "Undertaker, do you want more of those biscuits covered in chocolate?" He has taken to my idea of chocolate is… well, TERRIFIC! He apparently loves it on the biscuits too, so he enthusiastically nods.

While I'm in the kitchen, it is silent in the living room. When I am done, I head back. William is still standing there, burning laser-eyes into Mr. Undertaker; meanwhile Undertaker is staring at him like he is the funniest specimen at the Zoo. I hand the plate of treats to him, and then turn to Will. "Is that all?"

William stares at me, exasperated, before speaking. "No, that is not all. I've done some research, and since there isn't information to be found in any of the libraries, I've put together a list of people you should question on such matters." He hands me a list. "Now, if you don't' mind, I'm going to bed. I need to be up early for a certain… thing tomorrow, so goodnight." He turns and begins to leave.

"Oh, William, you are meeting that girl tomorrow, aren't you? Don't lie to me! What's her name…? Lisa!"

"Len." He pauses, and I watch as his ears go red when he corrects her name. He goes into his room, and I sit back onto the couch smiling. Undertaker laughs.

"My, this is all very funny. You two are very amusing, and interesting."

I smile at Undertaker. "Well, if it there's one thing I am, it is amusing. And interesting."

"That's two things."

"Like it makes a difference. Now, your coffin is downstairs, right?" Undertaker apparently sleeps in coffins, and because the guest room was taken, I let him take the game room downstairs. He loved it to. I mean, what with all my traveling, I had access to… certain things.

Needless to say, there was a pool table, and a 60 inch plasma TV, with a rather huge entertainment system. And yet, even with all the X-BOX games I have, Undertaker just sits up watching TV comedy on cable. I spent a lot of time getting cable to work here, and to this day I have no idea who pays for it.

"Yes, it is all set up." He heads down there giggling, and I give a warning to stay away from William. I then grab that list, and change my clothes. When I am done, I head to the front door, hearing Undertaker laughing his head off at the TV. I continue outwards onto the beach, feeling the wards pass over me as I do so. I needed protective barriers up and around the place for safety. After a while, I glance down at the list. Most of the people are located in London.

"Alright. Time to put this plan into action." I teleport away.

Who is going to suffer a visit from ACHAN?...