Hey hello and umm the songs for this chap is laffy taffy and soulja boi so look them up on youtube b4 you read or wat ev . I need a beta and thanks to all of yo up people out there readin this and if you laughed atleast once right
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Dislaimer : hibidi hoobla ( to much 8mile )
CHAPTER 2 Dumbledors big hairy thing
disclaimer : yeah yeah yeah yadda yadda yadda ... and wait blah blah blah
" So we go first ... hey where did you come from " Malfoy asked finally acknowledging my presents .
" Ohh hehe me ... really ... um well im Head Girl after all I can do what I want " I said pointedly .
" OK " he replied completly taking my bait .
" Que music " Blaise said as they took their place on stage . ( a:n / I cant stop laughing at the images in my head already hahaha rofl )
Blaise : Lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick I wanna (dun dun dunt)(oh)
cause you so thick
Draco : Girls call me Jolly Rancher Cause I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my lawd Girl this ain't no dance flo' This a candy sto'
Blaise : And I'm really geeked up And I got mo' dro'
Draco : I wop? I roll It's all I know It's the summer time But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
( blaise and draco )
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
Don't be shy Hoe I'm Faybo (oh)
Draco :I know you wanna ride You a star and it shows
Blaise :(well tell 'em, damn whassup, whassup let's go, let's go, let's go)
Together )
Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy Girl, shake that laffy taffy That laffy taffy That laffy taffy
Draco : (candy girl)
That laffy taffy
[Draco I run the candy store And I got mo sugah than Trick and Cee-Lo If ya got a sweet tooth girl I got ya flavor You can have it yo way either Now or Later My chico stick is a real Lifesaver And I feed 'em Lil' Debbies cause I ain't gone cake 'em It's Lo, Fabo bust a move then stunt When I came up in the club and you know what we want
[Blaise
Say baby girl Ay what you gon' do I got a hundred ones I wanna po' on you Just keep that ass shakin'
And I keep tippin' you While I sit back like a playa And sip that grey goose Feelin' all loose Cause girl you on yo job You got my dick hard The way you touch them toes Workin' them micros On the stilletos You made it skeet skeet skeet Like a water hose
Draco :(candy girl)
Blaise : Got me goin' in my pocket pullin' out mo' dough Let the waitress know I need to order, five hundred mo'
You best believe later on we headed to the mo'
So gone and pack them bags And let's motherfuckin' go I'm waitin' on yo fine ass At the front do'
Girl, you don't know I'ma toss the laffy taffy Toss it, flip it, and slap it Bust a couple of nuts And get right back at it
shake that laffy taffy
( ok lol this is soo slow and i think its hillarious)
Ron sucks his teeth when the beat of the music fades out . " Yall sucked man " he said as he shakes his head and gets up on the stage followed by Harry . At this point im laughing my head off on the floor. ' not literally '
" You bring it then " Blaise said showing a little hostility .
( OK IF YOU DIDNT KNOW I DID COPY AND PASTE THIS PART AND IM NOT CHANGIN LOL )
" We plan to " Harry said and smirked as he sat his glasses down . ( he looks hawt when his eyes ajust )
[Chorus: x2
Soulja boy up in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me yeah!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yeah!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yeah!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yeah!
(crank that soulja boy Soulja boy up in this hoe
Watch me crank it Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe
Now watch me yeah! (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me yeah! (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me yeah! (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me yeah! (crank that soulja boy) [Verse 1:
Soulja boy up in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Super man that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that dance (now you) I'm jocking on your bitch ass And if we get the fighting Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass You catch me at your local party Yes I crank it everyday Haters get mad cause "I got me some bathing apes" [Chorus x2 [Verse 2: I'm bouncing on my toe Watch me super soak that hoe I'm gonna pass it to Arab Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc) Haters wanna be me Soulja boy, I'm the man They be looking at my neck Saying it's the rubber band man (man) Watch me do it (watch me do it) Dance (dance) Let get to it (let get to it) Nope, you can't do it like me Hoe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that shit was ugly [Chorus x4 [Hook: Aim to clean up in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that Roosevelt And super soak that Hoe [x10 Aim to fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Super man that bitch [x6 [Chorus )
[Verse 1
Soulja boy up in this hoe Watch me lean and watch me rock Super man that hoe Then watch me crank that Robocop Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters man When I do that soulja boy I lean to the left and crank that dance (now you)
I'm jocking on your bitch ass And if we get the fighting Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass You catch me at your local party Yes I crank it everyday Haters get mad cause "I got me some bathing apes"
I'm bouncing on my toe Watch me super soak that hoe I'm gonna pass it to Arab Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Haters wanna be me Soulja boy, I'm the man They be looking at my neck Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me Hoe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me Man that shit was ugly
( dot dot dot just listen to the youtube )
super man dat hoe (harry rips off his shirt and is wearing a super man costume
Aim to clean up in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that Roosevelt And super soak that Hoe [x10
Aim to fresh up in this bitch Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Super man that bitch [x6
( i dont care how manny freakin messups there is deal... please )
" gooo woh woh woh " Colin said coming out of nowhere with a video camera " MTV is gonna love this " he added.
"Um that was very interesting " Some random random british guy ( we thinks its Simon Cowell)
" I love that, you my dawgs " said a Randy look alike holding a peace sign in the air to them all in general .
" That brought tears to my eyes like like like ummm... onions yeah onions or smoke oorrr umm... Simon's breath " said the only person I thought was real, Paula Abdul .
" Right and what does that say about you ... considering you are you " Simon shot back sounding totaly airtypical ( Hey im trinna make a new word meaning random ) .
" I agree with her Simon your breath does make me die a little every day " A guy with the name of Ryan said.
" Ohh Ryan your face makes me die a little everyday " Simon said seriously .
" Omg you annoying little idiots " I say with disbelief of these two " Hey has any one seen my Journal "
" No " they said all to innocently .
" Okay then bye my peeps woop woop "I said trying to be funny.
I closed the door and decided to go search again.
Next on the list was herbology I dont know why I would have might left it there but still a fair guess. So im on the way there I hear a cry .
I follow the noise taking a left than another then a right and a left again and finally I find what the noise is .
Mrtyle ( is that how its spelled ) .
"Are you ok " I ask her .
" Why would you care ... never mind ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my eyes hurt omg have you seen all that mutha lovin shiot thats been goin on around here I think if I werent dead I die some more " She said red in the face .
" Ive only got some tell me more "
" Just one warning " And just like that she poffed away . " Ive gone to the other side yeah my job is done . " A distant voice said.
"I think someone just didnt want me to know " I said sucpisiously . I decided to skip Herbology and go to Mcgonagal's classroom as I enter the room I noticed it was dimly lit and there was noices coming from the desk.
" Uhhhh Albus , albus , albus, albus . " Said a stern moan .
" ohhh minerva... SNAPE!!!!!!!!! " Headmaster screamed in ecxtasy .
" OKkkk yalll areee frekin meeee outttt " I screamed as I ran out the room.
Minerva's Pov
" Thanks Albus thats been bothering me all day long and why did Hermione scream " I said ,
" She thinks Im straight laugh out loud " He said .
" Im right here and you clearly didnt as you say laugh out loud " I said .
" Ha !!! " he siad sarcasticaly .
"Why did you say Snape " I asked a little confused .
" Ohh I thought I needed a little help with this Big hairy thing " Albus said .
" You know I could always help with that thing " I said quietly .
" I dont think you could handle it" he said.
" Any thing he can do I can do better " I retorted angrily before storming out of my room .
Hermione's Pov
Bad images really really bad images. I said leaving the room I decided that after tonight I would never look the profesors in the eyes ever. Im giving up for tonight this is boring or is it funny i cant tell " I muttered while shruging my shoulders.
As I get into the common every thing is fairly normal which was very eriee for the ended of this night. I discarded my clothes and just basically dropped on my bed when I felt someone under me and murmered and ' Umph '
My first thought that ran throu my head was ' omg there is a person in m m m m m my bed oh my gosh ' . Then I looked around the room and seen that wasnt any of my roomates instead there where what seemed like 2nd years .
The girl got up and pushed me of the bed " What the gravey ? " The tall 2nd year said .
' Gravey ? now what the freck ' I thought to myself .
" What ? " I asked incredioulusly .
" I'm trying to start a new slang hehe do you you think it will catch on " she asked. Now I was kinda scared.
" Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Well im gonna go now " I said completley inoring the fact that I almost slept on her.
I still wasnt wearing my clothes so I picked up my pile of clothing and tipptoed out the room while the airhead plooped back on her bed .
" Bo yah " I said as I left the room unnoticed . Then I went in my respective bed and went to sleep .