Firestar
1. Hand-cuff him to Tigerstar.
2. Poke him with a stick all day.
3. Jump on the highrock and call for a clan meeting.
4. Put posters of Spottedleaf in his den.
5. Call him a kittypet.
6. Buy him a Tigerstar action figure.
7. Give his wallet to Leafpool and Squirrelflight.
8. Record him saying "I love you Spottedleaf" in his sleep and give the tape to Sandstorm.
9. Tell him Shadowclan has invaded when he is ready to fight tell him oops sorry my mistake I was kidding.
(Bonus Points:) Do all the things on this list to him in one day.