Hi guys! Ok, so i've gotten a little advice and in this fic i'm going to make it Bobby/John with an established relationship. I figured that there would be too much going on if I added the drama of them getting together. I'm also in the process of deciding whether it should be Logan/Ororo or Ororo/Kurt.

Please Review! Flames always accepted.

Disclaimer (i think i forgot this last time): I do not own X-Men (boo hoo) ::sobs:: I also don't own 'Miss New Booty'.

I'm so close! Ororo thought, So close! Like two more minutes and this will all be over. If I just close my eyes and… no, driving… can't close eyes.

"Jean!" Ororo yelled over the chaos, "I can't take it anymore!"

"Just drive, Ro, just drive, we're almost there," Jean yelled back.

"Hey! If the five of you don't keep it down, I swear I will- MARIE! You put that glove back on! No! Don't touch him! Let go of him!"

"Good leadership, Scooter," Logan said sarcastically, looking at John's near-passed out form, "Marie, let go of the little maniac."

Marie took her ungloved hand off of John, "Why should I? That ass-hole burnt off an inch of my hair!"

Bobby sniggered in the background. Marie smacked him upside the head. Bobby slumped a little but shook it off.

"Alright kid," Logan said in a threatening tone, turning to John, "Fork over the damn lighter."

John scoffed, "Oh, please. You don't scare me you over-sized rodent"

"John!" Kurt yelled, appalled, "You must not zpeak, to your superiors in such a vay!"

"We're here!" Ororo suddenly yelled, "Everyone get out of the van!"

"Finally!" Kitty groaned, "Get me away from that fire freak!" As Bobby helped her out of the van she muttered something in his ear that sounded like, "What the hell do you see in him?"

Bobby shrugged nonchalantly and reached out his hand in an attempt to help Marie, Jubilee, and John stumble out. The five teenagers jogged to catch up to the adults who were a good twenty yards ahead.

By the time they caught up with them, the large group of mutants was at the Mall's entrance.

They stared at the revolving door, where people were walking in and out, a few of them staring at Kurt a little longer than necessary. He tried to shrink away from their view in embarrassment.

John opened his mouth but it was Jubilee who spoke.

"If you say even one word about that revolving door, so help me god, I will shove that lighter so far up your ass you'll need surgery to get it out!"

John went pale and, fearing for his own safety, shut his mouth.

"Jubilee," Kurt warned, "Using zee Lord God's name in vain eez against heez holy commandments."

"Kurt," Ororo sighed, "Leave the kids alone. They're just tuning you out anyway."

"Zhey are not. Zhey are good children. You give zhem zuch leetle credit."

Logan scoffed, "You gotta be kiddin' me blue-man. If anything, we give 'em a hell of a lot more credit than they freakin' deserve."

"Hey!" Marie yelled indignantly, "We're not that bad!"

"Can we just, like, get in freakin' mall! There's a sale on shoes that ends at six and it's five-thirty," Jubilee held up her phone, which displayed the time in bubbly pink numbers, for emphasis.

"Yeah, lets go!" Kitty whined, "This place closes at ten, we need to use every available second!"

"Four hours!?" John exclaimed, "I thought we were gonna be outta here in twenty minutes! How long does it take to buy a few things?"

"It'll take even longer if we don't go in now!" Marie yelled, grabbing Kurt's wrist and pulling him through the door and out of sight.

Jubilee and Kitty each pulled their respective supervisors through the door, only a few paces behind Marie, leaving Bobby, John, Logan, and Jean behind.

"Ready to go?" Bobby asked John.

"Come with me?" John asked, grabbing Bobby's hand.

"No!" Bobby said, "Then you'll know what I got you! I want it to be a surprise, it's Christmas."

"If you leave me alone with Logan, you're gonna end up with a dead boyfriend for Christmas, is that what you want?" John asked.

"Please don't kill him Logan," Bobby asked him seriously.

Logan grunted, "We'll see."

Bobby squeezed John's hand and walked off with Jean.

"Come on-"

"Call me 'fur-ball' and Bobby will be very unhappy this Christmas," Logan growled.

John just shrugged.

--------------------Bobby & Jean-------------------

"What should I get Marie?" Bobby asked Jean.

"Can't go wrong with jewelry," Jean said, looking at a pair of shoes that were on sale, "She loves jewelry."

"I feel like I should get her something nice," Bobby said, with a little bit of guilt in his voice, "I mean, I did dump her for my room-mate."

"Oh, she's over that," Jean said, waving her hand as if dismissing the statement, "She doesn't care anymore."

Bobby shrugged, "If you say so. You're the mind reader. What should I get John?"

"What did you get him last year?"

"I wasn't dating him last year."

"So? What's the difference?"

"So? There's a huge difference! You know what? Forget it, I'll just call one of the girls," he pulled out his phone and started scrolling through his contacts.

--------------------John & Logan-------------------

"What the hell are we doing in here?" Logan asked, looking around the store that was clearly for teenaged girls.

"Hello? Kitty, Jubes, Marie? They are girls if you haven't noticed. And I'll be damned if you haven't noticed," John added, grinning.

"I'm getting told off for this by a teenaged guy?" Logan asked incredulously.

"Hello? Gay."

Logan snorted, "Just get their stuff and let's go."

John hunted around for a few minutes and came back with three shirts thrown over his arm.

"Those for the girls?" Logan asked.

"No," John said sarcastically, "They're for Bobby."

"Well what'd ya get 'em?"

John held up a light blue tee shirt that said 'Girl Math' in bubbly light green letters. Under the phrase there was a picture of a cell phone, an equal sign, and a heart.

"For Jubes," John clarified. Next he held up a red tank top with a winking Hello Kitty on it.

"For Kitty."

"Love the puns don't we?"

"And for Marie…" John held up a black tank top. Logan read the metallic words and said,

"Oh, you're an asshole."

--------------------Jubilee & Scott-------------------

Jubilee was looking longingly at a pair of very chic, very expensive shoes and calculating the price, including tax, in her head.

"Forget it Jubilee," Scott said, trying to pull her away, "You don't have enough."

"Yes I do," Jubilee said, "I have just enough."

"But then you can't get anyone anything else," Scott sighed.

"I- but- they, oh fine," She said, setting the shoes down. Suddenly her phone began to ring.

Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin' everywhere!

Booty Booty Booty-

"Hello? Oh hey Bobby! Well, what did you get him last year? Jean said that too? It doesn't matter that you're dating him now. He won't care. Kitty said the same thing? And Marie? God I must have ESP or something. Bobby just calm down and think about what he- OH MY GOD! SALE ON SHOES! Gotta go, bye!" Jubilee hung up her phone, grabbed Scott and dashed out of the store.

"Oh god, save me," Scott muttered.

--------------------Marie & Kurt-------------------

"Why not?" Marie pleaded.

"Because, I already draw enough attention to myzelf," Kurt said.

"But the store's all the way on the other end of the mall! And I'm exhausted!"

"Marie, enough people are ztaring at me already," Kurt told her.

"That's because you're blue, but I'm getting stares too.

"That's because you 'ave zat vite stripe in your hair."

"Thanks…" Marie said sarcastically.

Kurt shrugged, "You pointed out zee blue thing. I happen to know zat I am blue."

"Sorry," Marie said, seeing that she had unintentionally hurt him, "But please!"

"Fine," Kurt sighed. He put his arm around Marie and they vanished in a puff of smoke.

--------------------Kitty & Ororo-------------------

"No more, Kitty," Ororo said, clutching her head in pain.

"We are on a limited time schedule," Kitty said. We only have a hour before we have to meet everyone in the food court.

"But that doesn't mean we should stop using doors!"

"This place is so crowded! It's so much faster if I run through a few walls," Kitty commented, fingering a pair of earrings, "Hmm… you think Jubes would like these?"

"I think so," Ororo told her, "But the next time you phase us through something, can we stop at the drug store? I need an Advil."

"No time for such frivolities," Kitty said, grabbing Ororo and running through a wall.