Tigerstar
1. Tell him Firestar is cooler than him.
2. Hand-cuff him to Firestar.
3. Start addressing him as Tigerkit.
4. Start addressing him as Tigger.
5. Hide a radio in his den and make it play "I'm a Barbie girl" every time someone walks in.
6. Bring him a dead Hawkfrost for his birthday and when he gets mad tell him "Ohhh you said a dead Firestar!"
7. Put a pink collar with sparkles on him in his sleep, (Make sure the collar is un-breakable).
8. Staple paper hearts on him.
9. Put a bumper sticker on his car that says "Soccer mom."
10. Put superglue in his nest.
11. Remind him he's dead and to chill the fuck out.