Jayfeather
1. Talk to him about how strange it is that his pelt is grey unlike anyone in his family
2. Keep saying things like, "Jayfeather did you see that?" or "Jayfeather, look!"
3. Ask what color deathberries are because you forgot.
4. Ask him if he thinks a certain she-cat is pretty.
5. Tell him calmly, "Stick is expecting your kits".
6. Move eveything in his den around so he will run into things and not know were to go.
7. Call him emo.
8. Poke his back and move your hand up, keep going until he hurts someone.
9. Dig a hole and then call him over and watch him fall in the hole in a confused manner.
10. Ask him how many fingers you are holding up.