Brightheart
1. Hide a recorder and play a tape of barking dogs.
2. Tell her she "has a little something" on her face.
3. Ask why she wasn't named scar face.
4. Ask her how Daisy is doing.
5. Point at Daisy when Cloudtail is talking to her and say, "Oh is that his sister, they seem very friendly."
6. Set her up on a blind date with Daisy.
7. Tell her she got an apprentice then say just kidding.
8. Mess up her den, she's like an elder anyway