UPDATES
So, for the record, I wrote this shit when I was 12. Right now, a few months before I scurry up to college I decided to do some updating. Yes, I am that dork that is nearly a freaking college kid and still is up to date in her children's books. I also run an RP site, you can see that shit on my profile if you really want to. So, obviously, most of these are not funny. I'm working on fixing the spelling and typos. But you guys keep suggesting and rather, begging that I do more. So I guess I will. I don't really read suggestions much, I feel like that's cheating, but I might add one or two I find really funny and cite the original ideas. If any of mine match up with any of yours and you were not cited, I came up with that shit myself. Also, I swear a lot. Thanks loyal fans, who even though it's been like, I don't even know, I hate math, several goddamn years since I've updated you still follow.