Brokenstar
1. Constantly bring to his attention his own mom killed him cause he was such an ass.
2. Pick on him about the fact he has kittypet blood.
3. Tie his tail to a balloon and watch him try to run away from it.
4. Bring to his attention that his mother killed him twice. The same cat. Wow.
5. Put those 'soft claw' covers in hot-pink on his claws while he's sleeping.
6. Wrap tape around his tail trying to fix it.
7. Proceed to call him "Fixedstar".
8. Laugh at the fact he died twice and is mega dead.
9. Put mittens on his feet.
10. Tie him to a chair and make him watch infomercials for 4 days.