Claire's POV
On the ceiling of the cleaning closet a golden circle appears, shimmers for a minute ,and promptly spits out Claire who lands rather loudly (painfully too) in a pile of mops, brooms, and various sharp metal objects that simply do not make for a comfortable landing.
"Aaarg!" Ok, I am way too old to keep falling out of bed like this, what did I land on? I raise my head and whack it on something "Ouch ouch ouch" Hey wait a minute, I don't have shelves next to my bed, I look around and see for some reason that I'm in what looks like a cleaning closet, and I don't have a cleaning closet in my apartment. Ok, seriously what the hell? I don't have any friends who know where I live so it can't be a prank, and I remember going to bed last night, maybe I slept walked? I have a history of sleepwalking and waking up in rather strange places in the morning, once I woke up on the neighbors patio (they were away for the weekend thank god) covered in mud and with enough sticks in my hair to qualify as a bird nest. What is all that shouting? I can hear people yelling, mostly men from the sound of it, but for some reason they sound really familiar, is a tv on really loud or something? I get to my feet and see that I'm still wearing what I went to bed in and happily I'm not covered in mud or anything weird. I try the doorknob but it's locked and won't turn, there's a pane of frosted glass letting in just enough light to see by and I can almost make out the shapes of people in the room on the other side. Well that kills the tv idea, and I don't know that many guys, but I know I know those voices from somewhere! I notice that there are screws on either side of the doorknob, maybe I can unscrew it and let myself out? There is a bucket of tools on one of the shelves that I whacked my head on earlier, after digging around for a minute I find a screwdriver. "Bingo!" I mutter to myself and start to try to unscrew the doorknob, man these screws are in tight, I lean against the door and try to turn the screwdriver with all my might and suddenly the door opens and I fall out landing on the person who opened it.
"Ow ow ow" I moan as I roll off of the guy, I butted heads with him when I went down, his head must be made of concrete by the way mine is aching.
"Dudes it's a chick!" says the guy sounding disappointed, "Well what were you expecting idiot?" I snap back still holding my head in my hands. "I thought I was going to be able to show you guys my cool new ray gun! Tony made it for me and it'll disintegrate anything in a second flat!" he boasted as he twirled the gun around his fingers.
"Put that bloody thing away you're going to put out someone's eye!" yelled someone, my eyes had finally adjusted to the bright light of the room and I was able to look around. It looks like a meeting room of some kind, there's a huge round table that fills almost the entire room and quite a few men seated around it with a couple of women sprinkled in. The guy I butted heads with is standing with his back to me and I'm able to see the back of his jacket, it has a huge number fifty in white on it. A blonde guy that looks around twenty is stalking towards Mr.50 and he snatches the gun from his hands. Then he walks over to me and holds out his hand to help me up, "I apologize miss for this idiot's appalling manners, are you all right?"
I'm about to answer when I notice how freaking ginormous this poor guys eyebrows are, the only time I've seen eyebrows that big was on "England?" whoops did I say that out loud? Hey wait a minute, America has a fifty on his bomber jacket! The guy turns around and yeah that's America! I finally except the outstretched hand and stand up, "How do you know who I am?" demands England, "And why were you in that closet?"
"How should I know! I woke up to me falling out of the ceiling of some random cleaning closet!" I say angrily. "Hey you didn't answ- oh" England interrupts himself and suddenly looks guilty. "What do you mean "oh" I ask.
"Er, well I was trying to summon a demon and I may of accidentally summoned you from a different dimension" says England rather lamely.
"Are you calling me a demon!" I say angrily, and all of the sudden I feel a hand on my shoulder and hear a smooth voice say "Who would ever call such a vision of beauty a demon, wouldn't you say angleterre?"
"Eeek!" I gasp and spin around grabbing the hand that was on my shoulder and twisting it around to pin it against the back of... France? "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! It's a reflex-" I'm interrupted by England laughing and suddenly clapping me on the back, "I like this lass already!"
"Elle est magnifique!" mutters France, he's just standing there looking at me strangely, it's kinda starting to give me creeps to be honest. I inch closer to England and America and suddenly notice Canada standing off to the side, no one seems to have noticed him yet.
Once England got over his laughing fit he turns to me and says "Sorry, that frog is constantly making outrageous advances to anything in a skirt and that's the only time I've seen someone give him what for!"
"I really didn't mean to I swear!" I say quickly "Are you alright?" I ask France who finally snapped out of whatever daze he was in.
"Ah ma chérie that is perfectly alright, I love a woman with spirit!" he replies quickly. I guess that's the first time he's gotten that re-action he seemed pretty shocked at first but now he seems fine. "Well frogs aside, you never answered me when I asked how you know my name, miss.." "Claire Piper" I supply after England trails off. "You said you summoned me from a different dimension?" I ask.
"Er well yes" England seems annoyed that we've circled back to how this is actually entirely his fault.
"Well in my 'dimension'" I make airquotes when I say dimension, "There aren't national personifications, and I know you guy's names from a tv show called Hetalia."
"Hetalia?" asks Canada quietly. America jumped about a foot into the air after Canada spoke "Whoa Mattie I told ya to stop doing that!"
"He's been standing there the entire time!" I say indignantly, "Anyway Hetalia is an anime about all of you mainly focusing on the Allies and Axis".
"Hey am I in it, I bet I'm the star of the entire show since I'm the hero!" America ends this statement by putting one foot on a chair and holding out a thumbs up with his trademark grin. I should probably shut up about the show now, or I'll have Prussia bugging me next,
"Hey who's the frau?" says Prussia loudly as he walks over with Germany following still trying to get him out of the building. I spoke too soon, I'm not sure if I can deal with Prussia and America at the same time!
"Hey dude! Iggy brought her over from some dimension or something like that, anyway she says there's a show about us and I'm totally the star!" America boasts.
"Hey I never said that!" I try to say but no one seems to be listening to me anymore. I decide to walk over to Canada, "Hi Canada!"
"Hello Miss Piper" Canada says quietly. "Oh you can just call me Claire, you'll make me feel like I'm back teaching" I say.
"You're a teacher?" "Well not quite a teacher, but I'm a black belt and I work part time at a martial arts dojo where I lead classes occasionally and the kids call me Miss Piper. I also work at a bakery on the weekends" . "Have you made pancakes"? asks Canada suddenly Hasn't every one? "Yeah" I say, he looks weirdly happy at that response for some reason.
At this point America and Prussia are loudly arguing over who would be the star of the show and suddenly England walks over and drags America back over to where Canada and me are standing.
"Shut up you git we have more important things to be worrying about! What are we going to do about her knowing about us?" Crap, I forgot about that. What if they hand me over to the F.B.I or Italy's Mafia or.. "Hey it's alright, we're not going to hurt you" says Canada. I must of started to look pretty freaked out there. "Can you send me back?" I ask England after he finally let go of America who went to go sulk at the table. "I'll have to do some research first, that was the first time I had used that spell".
"Were you playing with your imaginary friends again?" asks France mockingly. "They are not imaginary you frog!" yells England.
"Hey knock it off!" I yell getting in between them, and England looks embarrassed for a minute before thinking of something. "Well we'll have to have you stay with someone for the time being, but how do we decide who?" he asks. "The mademoiselle should stay with me of course" says France grabbing my hand. "Get your filthy hands off her you frog" yells England who smacks France's hand off mine hitting me in the process. "Ow, would you two stop it!" I yell. "I'm sorry, it's just if you give him an inch... well you don't want to know what he'll do" says England.
I back up a bit from the two of them, and Canada says "Why don't you let her stay with her country of nationality?" "What a splendid idea Mathew I'm positive such a radiant creature must be French! says France enthusiastically. "Uh no, I'm part german and part English-" "Ha you frog!" I'm interrupted by England "But I'm American" I finish. England immediately shuts up looking crestfallen.
"Well then the frau should come stay with us!" yells Prussia. Hey I thought Germany dragged him out of the room like ten minutes ago? And where's Germany? Hmmm, well Germany's house is probably the safest place to stay, I'd either starve at England's or die from his cooking, America would drive me crazy two minutes in, and staying with France seems like tempting fate. "Sounds good to me!" I say and Prussia momentarily looks shocked that I said yes so quickly and then says "Well of course you want to stay with the awesome me!"
"Ok, well that's sorted and I'll get started on the spell!" says England looking puzzled that I agreed to going with Prussia. "See you soon mademoiselle!" says France winking at me and blowing a kiss. Oh I forgot about that, I'll be seeing the BTT in full force soon, maybe this wasn't such a good idea? Prussia starts to steer me across the room, I guess we're going to find Germany!
Wow that was way longer that I thought it would turn out to be! I can't believe I've gotten so many faves and follows so quickly, Arigato! Please tell me what you thought of the chapter! 3