Dirk, Roxy; this is for Ship dem ships
"Hey dik."
'*dirk"
"What do u think it would be liek if we had kids?"
*like
"What would it be like?" he kept looking at his laptop as she dead weighted on his back and wiggled to get comfortable.
"Inconvenient mostly." He finally decided. He spared a quick look over his shoulder to be met with a disappointed looking Roxy Lalonde.
"But for what it's worth…" he added. "I'm picturing them now." He thought for a long moment. "A boy and a girl." He said with confidence.
"The boy will be as ironic and cool as me, and he'll wear shades like a pro. He'll be a good kid and he'll make me proud." He said imagining his child.
"What about the grill?"
'*girl
"The girl will have short hair and she'll be beautiful, just like her mom." He whispered the last bit but Roxy heard.
"Oh… what else dirk?" she asked looking over her shoulder at him.
"She will love wizards" he chuckled lightly. "And she'll have great friends who take care of her." He closed his eyes. "Also she can be a legitimate party animal, but always proper and polite. Just like her mom." He sighed.
"Two perfect little freaks of nature," Roxy snored "Brought up by two people who had no business raising anybody." He said over snores.
"I'll be a failure at parenting" "so will you Rox." He started crying into the contented snores of Roxy.