Sima Yi looks at the leaves blocking his path into the dark jungle. He turns to Guo Jia, "Cut this."

"I carry a stick and balls! That can't cut anything!"

"Do you have anything else?" Guo Jia stands for a while and a light bulb appears above him. He takes that light bulb and breaks it to make it have jagged spikes. He begins striking the leaves and it barely makes a dent.

"...How about thinking a little deeper?" Guo Jia thinks again and he yells out,"Yes! The weapon switching system! I forgot all about that! I was holding the Li Dian's wheel thing!" Guo Jia takes out his orb and scepter and performs the switch attack. He holds the wheeled halberd and cuts through the leaves with ease.

"This should be the time we get to have some co-worker bonding!"

"Bonding? We work together, but that doesn't mean we are friends."

"We are both on Cao Cao's good side. Well, you're on his son's good side too. I can't seem to connect with him! He's just so..."

"He's an ass."

"Yeah! Wait, how did you get on his good side?"

"I'm his tutor."

"Oooooh... Is he dumb?"

"No. He's like his father."

"Oh! I knew that! He just acts like a bratty prince, so I tried to see if you knew-"

"Don't bother."

"I'm really trying hard here! You're making this too difficult!"

"Just focus on surviving then create yet another gay relationship that hormone-raging fangirls will make homoerotic art about."

"What about this is homosexual?"

"Well, you're getting way too close to me."

"It's only about little over a foot between you and I!"

"This is how it starts. Get within 5 inches, and my name is filled with youXme homo art."

"Oh, come on! It doesn't work that fast!"

"Anyway, we might need some resources to create a shelter. Separate ones, of course."

"How will we get warm?"

"Kill animals for fur."

"What if there are no animals?"

"Fire."

"What if-"

"You have clothes."

"Where are the women?"

"Unless you expect a mermaid, then there are no women. Satisfy your needs behind that bush there." Sima Yi points to one lone bush sitting on the sandy beach.

"...What am I, an animal?"

"Yes, basically."

Meanwhile, Cao Cao knocks on a door. He tells Xiahou Dun next to him, "You will protect me from her."

"...That is ridiculous."

"I have to tell her about how her husband is possibly dead by now! She'll probably take out her anger on me!"

"Can you just lie? I can't believe I suggested that, but it will make you feel better."

"What can I say?"

"You can figure that out."

"Oh fine..." The door slides open to have Zhang Chunhua looking at the two. "Oh... You.. You're the one that spent days outside here just so that Sima Yi is to work for you."

"Yes... About that..."

"What?"

"He's... eh... he..." Xiahou Dun shows him the palm of his hand. It had words written in ink. "He's stationed outside of China and will come back in a year."

"He is stationed outside of the country and will be back in a year."

"You force him to work for you, and you make him go work out of the country for a year? Hmm..."

"Yike. Dun..." Xiahou Dun sighs exasperatingly.

"I cannot question a man superior to me. Especially one with the Emperor. Use my husband as you wish."

"Yes! I am with the Emperor! I AM the law! You, woman, have no right to question me!"

"I just said that."

"I have spoken!" Cao Cao grabs the door and slams it in Zhang Chunhua's face even though he's in front of the doorway. A dead silence sits between Xiahou Dun and him.

"I am good at this! Haha!" Cao Cao struts confidently away from the house and Xiahou Dun puts on an annoyed expression as he walks after him. Inside of the house, Zhang Chunhua covers her face while kneeling.

"Owww... He hit me in the nose..." She stands up quickly and looks around in the house. "Since he's gone... Might as well use this large mansion of his for something."

Back on the island, Guo Jia cuts many trees down using the wheeled halberd.

"When... can... I... take... a break? This thing is very heavy."

"You can't just give it to me. It won't-" Guo Jia throws the halberd at Sima Yi, and he barely catches it.

"Watch it! This is a very dangerous weapon!"

"See? I can give it away freely, it's not restricted to me nor Li Dian. It's not like it is going to suddenly go back to its owner. Your turn to cut things."

"Mmh." Sima Yi continues Guo Jia's job while Guo Jia tries to open a coconut. "I'll need that."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I am quite busy right now."

"I need it for just a second." Sima Yi ignores him completely while under the sounds of the halberd drowning out Guo Jia's voice.

"I know you can hear me!" Sima Yi still continues to ignore him. "Oh fine! I'll crack this open myself!" He strains as he tries to pull it apart. He hits it against a tree.

Few minutes later...

"This hairy fruit won't open! Or... at least I think is it a fruit... It's some kind of thing."

"Are you even sure it is edible?"

"There were on those trees, so I'm guessing they are." He takes the coconut and throws it hard against a tree against again. The coconut splits a tiny crack at the area that hit the tree.

"Yes! Hey, there is liquid coming out." He sips the coconut water. "This tastes sweet. I wonder if I can make a wine out of it." He hits the coconut against the tree over and over until the coconut splits into two pieces.

"Here." He offers one half to Sima Yi.

"Thank you."

"How long are we supposed to sit here until a rescue comes?"

"Cao Cao doesn't even know we are here. And we don't know the whereabouts of the pirate man."

"Jia Xu?"

"Yes. He might be dead considering how he was floating when I was swept away by the current."

"Might."

"Hm?"

"He might have washed up here, just in another area."

"That may be a possibility."

"Let's go!"

"Ahem." Sima Yi points to logs of wood. "First, we might need something to come back to."

"Yes... of course..."

"Just to save the audience from watching us build things, here's a timeskip."

"What?"

"Nothing."

Two hours later...

Guo Jia rubs his hands together to get rid of dirt and looks at his humble shack of wood. "...Doesn't look too bad." He turns to his left and he sees a large mansion-like building out of wood. His face turns into something of embarrassment and annoyance. "...Sima Yi? Did you...?" The door slides to have Sima Yi walk out of it.

"You look tense. What happened?"

"Your house happened! How did you even make that?! We had the same amount of wood!"

"Hm? Where is your shelter?" He sees the shack-like building and keeps a small snicker in. "Um.. kch... what's that? Did a typhoon come over just now?"

Guo Jia sarcastically laughs,"Ha-ha! Come on, we're sharing that mansion, Richie Rich."

"...I think since you're blond, you should be Richie Rich."

"Don't change the subject! That house is enough for the two of us!"

"You're just angry with the fact I can make something superior to your shack over there." Guo Jia storms over to the mansion with the wheeled halberd and cuts it directly down the middle.

"What are you doing?!"

"Just a little renovating!" When he was finished, the mansion was in two halves. Guo Jia points to one side, "My side." Then at the other side. "Your side."

"What are we, a couple going through divorce lawsuits?"

"You wanted separate housing, so here you go. We can cover up the gaps with left over wood and that old shack over there."

"It looks like it could be a bathroom."

"Hell no is that going to be a bathroom!"

"Getting a little touchy, aren't you?"

"I'm trying very hard to be nice to you, but you return sass!"

"Sorry about that. But my little personality profile says I have to be that."

"By who?"

"By Koei."

"Oh, f*bleep* Koei! Just act like a normal person!"

"Define "normal."

"Oh, I am done with you!" Guo Jia grabs pieces of wood and begins to cover up the large opening at one side of his half of the house. Sima Yi shrugs and goes into his half of the house. He covers up the giant opening with pieces of wood also.

Nightfall...

Sima Yi sits on a wooden chair reading a scroll. The door open abruptly to have Guo Jia running in and hugging him while yelling random gibberish.

"...What the...?"

"I have just realized we can't be against one another! We need to stick together during this crucial time! I'm very sorry about earlier!"

"...I'm not even angry..."

"Good!"

"...You're touching me."

"What?"

"You just gotten within five inches of me..."

"AH!" He lets go of Sima Yi quickly and backs away a few inches. "Did that stop it...?"

"No. Oh, there it is. There goes another. Another one."

"You can sense whenever a new suggestive picture of you exists?"

"Yes. Oh, there it goes. Oh great, another Cao Pi one. As if I haven't got enough already. Oh, another you one. And another. Great, you created an epidemic."

"Oh, I am SO sorry..."

"I have already gotten used to it after DW6. So many of me and Cao Pi and Zhang He at that time...Uugh..." He shudders at the thought.