Guo Jia stretches his arms and lets them drop down, "Gee, it sure is boring around here..." Sima Yi looks off in another direction eating a banana.

"Come on, say the next part."

"What next part?"

"You have to go, "My boy, this is what all true warriors strive for!" in a deep voice and raising your finger."

"...Considering how much younger I am to you, you're the one that has to say, "My boy." And I saw Cao Pi do the same thing with Cao Cao anyway. I never got what they were doing. Now that I think about it, they were really into doing it. It may have even not been planned."

"Anyway, it is boring around here."

"Are you sure you don't want to find your pirate friend?"

"Oh! I... Oh! I forgot! After yesterday, I just forgot all about it!" Guo Jia walks away and after a few steps he goes back to Sima Yi. "Can you go with me?"

"...No."

"I don't know what's in that jungle! I could be killed!"

"You have a weapon."

"A stick and balls doesn't do anything against who knows what lurks in there!"

"Look at my weapon. It's a horsehair whisk. It can kill a fly, but not a large creature. But yours has a chance of killing when used in a specific way."

"That's a whip."

"WHISK."

"That's a whip. Trust me, I've seen many of them."

"It's a whisk!"

"That's a whip, and you know it!"

"Fine! It is a whip!"

"Tell me, did you choose that or did you get stuck with it?"

"Um..."

*Flashback to the development of DW8*

A Koei worker shows a table of weapons in front of Sima Yi. "Take your pick."

"...These don't look like weapons..."

"What? We just grabbed whatever can kick a person's butt and set it here."

"But... there is a giant replica of the male genitalia and it has a handle..."

"You want that?"

"NO!"

"Then choose."

"I am sure most of these weapons are torture devices. What's this? A ball with straps on each end? Handcuffs? A mask with a zipper down the middle? These are not even weapons!" He sees his DW6 pair of wire gloves and picks them up.

"If it has to come down to this, I'll be willing to use these again."

"Oh, those are reserved for someone."

"Reserved? These are mine."

"Yeeeah... we decided to give them to someone else."

"Oh, is it because Zhang He is still mad about the fact I got claws and he got a spear back in DW6? So he decides to make these his new weapon this time?"

"No, it's not that. But he was slightly off when he saw that you got claws and he didn't and got a boring spear. That's why DW6: Special exists. Guess who got it."

"...Zhen Ji?"

"No."

"Um... Diao Chan?"

"No."

"Lian Shi?"

"No. Give up?"

"Yes..."

"Are you married?"

"Well, no. Not now. Actually, she's that tiny woman in Yuanji's clothing you people created."

"Well, she's no longer tiny. Here's a picture since we didn't finish animating her yet." The worker gives Sima Yi a picture of Zhang Chunhua and he stares at it.

"...This is her...?"

"Yep."

"...Wow... her clothes are very revealing..."

"Yeah, after we joined with Tecmo, all women will tend to look like that."

"...Her... chest... is rather large..."

"Tecmo."

"...I am not complaining... but... aren't those going to hurt her back?"

"No. Of course not. Can you give me those?"

"Yes, yes..." Sima Yi willingly gives the gloves to the man.

"Will you use this whip?"

"Yes, yes..." The man carefully slips the whip into Sima Yi's hands and walks away quickly, yelling, "Sima Yi's new weapon is a whip! Hurry, before he can change it!"

"Eh?! Wait, you little!" He chases after and beats the worker with the whip.

*End*

"You were distracted with a picture?"

"Not exactly proud of that..."

"Anyway, we should go and save Jia Xu from whatever is in there."

"We?"

"Yes, two pairs of eyes are better than one."

"My eyesight is bad."

"I can tell you are lying."

"I have a broken bone."

"Yeah, right."

"I'm retarded."

"Wow, even Liu Bei wouldn't fall for that."

"I have allergies."

"Really?"

"Yes. Maybe a certain type of flower can cause me to have-"

"People who have something don't need to explain it. You're going with me."

"Nrgh..." The two go into the dark jungle ahead. They push through leaves and Guo Jia asks Sima Yi, "Aren't you a bit warm in those robes? It's pretty humid here."

"No."

"And why are you still wearing the hat?"

"It's always you with the hat."

"Hey, just a conversation-starter."

"And what if Jia Xu is not here? Then this would have gone to waste."

"Oh! We should look for Xun Yu too! I saw the allied forces shoot at him."

"Argh..."

"I wonder how Cao Cao's doing without us."

At the palace, Cao Cao drinks a cup of wine while sitting at a large table with his generals.

"Fine weather we're having."

"Mmmh."

"How about you, Sima Yi?" The camera moves to a baby Sima Shi nibbling on a meatbun wearing Sima Yi's hat.

"I see you are enjoying yourself." Zhang He goes over to the baby Sima Shi. "Aw! He's so cute! I didn't know Sima Yi had a son! He looks just like him! Come here!" Sima Shi looks at him worryingly and cries.

"Ah! What did I do?" Li Dian goes and picks the baby up. "I think he's scared of you." Sima Shi continues to cry in Li Dian's arms and pulls on his hair.

"OW!" Xiahou Dun picks the baby by the clothes. "You're doing it wrong."

"No, you're doing it wrong! You're not supposed to hold a baby by the clothes like that!"

"This baby needs a professional." Xiahou Dun takes the baby and shoves it into Zhang Liao's hands. "Here."

"What makes you think-" Sima Shi freezes in fear when he looked at Zhang Liao's face. "Oh. Haha. Very funny, men." The generals snickered. Cao Cao goes and takes Sima Shi.

"I wonder what future this boy has. I hope he is like his father so I have more advisers to expand my empire. Hahaha!" Zhang Chunhua storms into the room and takes Sima Shi away from Cao Cao.

"So that's where he went! What makes you think you can sneak into my house and kidnap him?"

"Er... Well, Guo Jia's sons are generics. So are Jia Xu's. So are Xun Yu's."

"He's just a baby."

"Okay, I just wanted another man in here. Since Sima Yi's gone now. And I miss him."

"It's only been about a few days since you sent him out."

"Uh... You, woman, cannot question me since I'm Emperor!"

"With the Emperor."

"What did I just say?!"

"No need to be angry about this. I'll go and I'll be taking my son now." She leaves the hall. Cao Cao coughs and sits back at his seat. "Nrrgh... she has scary eyes..."

"What about Zhang Liao?"

"Yes, he has scary eyes too. Hmm... Is she your sister, Zhang Liao?"

"No."

"Huh. It would have made sense since you both have Zhang in your name."

The scene switches back to the two walking through more leaves. Guo Jia yells out and goes back into Sima Yi.

"Ow! What is it?"

"There's a body!"

"...You've never seen one before?"

"No, it's just that I never touched one!" Sima Yi picks up the skull of the body and waves it in front of Guo Jia.

"Oooh, look at this grown man getting scared of a dead man! Or woman."

"Stop that! That thing has a snake coming out of it!" Sima Yi looks at the snake coming out of the eye of the skull and throws it far away from them.

"Ha, look who's scared now!"

"That snake could have been poisonous!" They continue to walk forward to find light coming out of the other end and walk into it to be standing on the other side of the island.

"That's it? That's all? Maybe we took a wrong turn."

"Oh well, let's go back and just try to avoid being killed by an animal or native tribe."

"Oh, fine. Maybe Jia Xu'll come to us. And Xun Yu."

"Why are you so worried about a generic?"

"He's not a generic! As of the day before yesterday, he was one of us! Even though he suspiciously looks like me with a ponytail..."

"Fine, fine. We can just wait until they find us or we can just die here."

"I'm fine with dying, but what about you?"

"I have a son, he can pass on my blood line for me."

"Aw, I should have not wore a condom back at that handmaiden's house..."

"I'd hate to see your children." Sima Yi walks away to walk back into the jungle. Guo Jia chases after him, "Don't leave me behind!"

"Then keep up." They walked through the same leaves and trees to their original campsite. But when they were almost there, they hear a growling noise.

"Tell me that was your stomach."

"I ate that hairy fruit. Maybe I got indigestion from it."

"I don't think you were supposed to eat the outside."

"Oh. I thought... oh.. I ate that part..."

"..."

"I was hungry!" They hear the growling sound again. They look around to find the noise and they look down to see a leopard cat hissing and growling at them. Guo Jia looks at it and he goes up to it. "Aw, it's just a little cat. I bet I can take this back home." He taps the cat on the head over and over.

"I don't think that is a good idea..."

"Why? It's a little kitty cat-GAH!" The leopard cat jumps onto his face, scratching him. "Ah, ah! Get it off! Get it off!" Sima Yi grabs the cat's scruff and pulls the cat off of Guo Jia. The cat continues to squirm in his hand. Guo Jia exhales and says, "Okay! I officially hate cats now."

"Really? Because I'm liking this one."

"Just put that down and let it go."

"I can just put this back on your face..." Sima Yi puts the cat closer to Guo Jia's face.

"No! How long are you going to hold it?"

"This thing is soft." The cat hangs in his hand with a bored expression and it yawns. "But I don't need a pet. I already have a murderous wife and a baby. I think that is enough for me." Sima Yi sticks the cat on a branch and walks away.

"You're an ass to cats."

"It can jump off if it wanted to." They walk back to their campsite and see a bear sniffing the site.

"...Why is there a...?"

"I didn't know this place had bears!"

"Might as well kill it. Use your giant spinning blade."

"It will create a mess!"

"The tide wash away any blood."

"I don't want blood on my clothes!"

"What? You want to hit the bear out into the ocean?"

"That sounds better." Guo Jia takes out his staff and orbs to send the orbs barreling into the bear. The bear flies far and splashes into the ocean. The bear growls and swims back onto the shore. The bear angrily runs to Guo Jia.

"AH! I didn't know these creatures can swim!" He sends orbs the hit the bear from all angles. The bear lets out a weak growl and falls over.

"Is it dead?" The bear opens its eyes quickly and stands up to swipe at Guo Jia, but he dodges. "Ah! Sima Yi! A little help here!"

"Alright..." Sima Yi takes out his whip and holds it with both hands. "Nrrgh..."

"Don't you have anything else?!"

"No... It's the same weapon expect different affinity."

"Oh, how original of you!"

"Just give me a minute...!" After a full minute, the whip stand upright and glows. Sima Yi charges at the bear and slices the head clean off from its body. Blood squirts at Guo Jia and he jumps backwards away from the blood.

"Ah! Watch where you're cutting that! And since when your whip can do that?"

"I rarely rarely use it..."

"Why? It's more useful than an actual whip. You can make a sword out of it!"

"No... It requires me to be... er... aroused sexually."

"...That's an... awesome ability! I wish my weapon does the same! I can be thinking of Zhen Ji's boobs AND kick ass! So, what were you thinking about? Hm?"

"Just a couple of vulgar sexual thoughts about my wife..." The whip in his hands stands upright again.

"Ugh! Put that away!"

"Ah! Grr..." He puts the whip away. "Excuse me, I'm going to hit my head hard enough to forget these thoughts."

"Can you give me an example of your vulgar thoughts-"

"No."

"Oh, come on! Tell me about her butt, her chest, something!"

"No."

"I need something vulgar too! Fine, I'll just think about Cai Wenji. I've always wondered what's under that dress of hers." He stands there for four minutes before snapping out of his trance.

"Hm... It's hard to think of her like that... Nrrgh... Fine, I'll think about Zhen Ji since she makes it very easy. God, I'm so alone... And all I got was a guy! Why didn't I get washed up with a pretty mermaid? That would have been better! Even if she didn't have a vagina! Oh... I'll die before my next sexual experience..." He walks sadly to the campsite and lays down on the sand.