The three were sleeping on the same spot they were sitting on last night. The sun shines continuously at their faces and they turn away from it. A dream bubble appears over the three. Guo Jia's dream bubble had a great big censor bar over it. He blushes and snickers to himself. Sima Yi's dream bubble shows him sitting on a golden throne and using Cao Cao as his footstool. He looks over to see every Wei general bowing before him. Then he laughs manically. Even outside of the dream.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha...koffkoff!"

Of course sand gets into his mouth in the process. He sits upright to spit out the sand. Zhuge Liang's dream bubble had him stabbing Zhou Yu and then eating all of his food that was in Zhou Yu's warehouse.

"...Mmh...Hehehe... Take that..." Sima Yi spits out the remaining sand in his mouth and covers his face away from the sun.

"Nrgh..." He goes up to the sea and wipes his face in the water. He turns to go towards the make-shift house and went in it.

Fast Forward Five days later...

The three sit under a make-shift roof from the house. They sit staring into nothing with dead eyes. Zhuge Liang had a longer and scraggier beard, Guo Jia has stubble, and Sima Yi still was clean-shaven. He angrily yells at the two, "Why do you have facial hair?! Why don't I get stubble?! Only my hair grew longer!"

"Nrrgh..."

"Aah..."

"They've finally lost it. Oh well, looks like it is just you and me, Zhao." He holds up his hat.

Meanwhile, back at the Wei palace, Cao Cao was holding Sima Shi. "Sima Yi, what do you think of me?"

"...Ar... Loo buu?"

"Aw, I'm not Lu Bu. He's dead."

"Ar-la? Ca ca?"

"How dare you call me poop!"

"Ga oooh ga doo!"

"Aw, he's calling for you, Xiahou Dun!"

"You know, his mother is going to come back and take him from you. Why are you constantly picking up Sima Yi's son?"

"I want my advisers back..."

"There's Xu Shu."

"He's boring. This baby is more interesting than him."

"Ah! Ooh ah uoo loo boo."

"See? And how many times do I have to tell you? Lu Bu is dead."

"Loo boo dede?"

"I know Lu Bu was a big doo-doo, but I can't speak ill of the dead."

"Ga-boo!"

"Guo Jia's not here, unfortunately."

At the Sima household, loud noises are heard and a few sounds of porcelain breaking is heard. Inside, people were drinking insane amounts of wine and yelling fills the entire house. Zhang Chunhua drinks a few bottles of wine and throws the bottles at random people.

"I want to make out with someone and blame it on being drunk!" A drunk man approaches her, "I'll be that someone! Hehehe..."

"Ha, I was never going to do that!" A few women sit next to her on a couch.

"Hey, this is a nice party!"

"I know..."

"Marrying that old guy seemed to be the best thing for you!"

"Well, he is not that old..."

"He's ten years older than you. You're lucky he's from a rich family or you'd divorce him now."

"But he doesn't look too bad in terms of looks... If you're tired of him, I'll take him!"

"Mm..." Another sound of something being broken is heard.

A maid quickly runs up to her. "My lady, your baby is not in his crib."

"What baby?"

"Lord Sima Yi's."

"I don't remember doing him..."

"Your husband."

"I'm not married... He's just my friend with benefits."

"You are drunk."

"You're sexy..."

"My lady, I advise you send these people home and you get sober."

"If you tell my husband about this, I will kill you."

Another maid quickly walks up to the maid and whispers into her ear, "She is not bluffing. Just keep your mouth shut and your body will not be floating in the Yangtze."

"Oh... but her son is gone..."

"Don't worry, it's just Cao Cao." One of the women sitting on the couch suggested to Zhang Chunhua, "Hey, want to go out?"

"...No.. I just want to-"

"You're nineteen, you need to live a little! Come on, girls!" The women drag Zhang Chunhua out the door in her drunken state.

"No... I don't want to..."

"You're going!"

"Aunnh..."

Back on the island, the three go slightly insane due to the heat hitting them. Sima Yi talks to his hat, Guo Jia drinks seawater and coconut water thinking it is wine, and Zhuge Liang yells at a coconut with a face drawn on it.

"Mmh... I can feel a buzz..."

"Weisun! Weisun! What are going to do now?! Weisun!"

"Zhao? Why aren't you talking to me? Why?!" Sima Yi slaps his hat and it lands on the ocean. It floats and it then expands into a large boat-like structure.

"Huh...? Zhao? Why are you a boat that can save us from this hellhole?" His eyes light up.

"Since when did my hat have this feature?!" He takes a breath and looks at the hat-boat.

"Hmm..." He runs up to the two lying on the sand doing random things. "Can you remove your robes?"

"Suure..." The two slide out of their robes and Sima Yi takes them to attach to the mast of the hat-boat. He sits on the boat and the sea breeze pushes him out into the ocean. Guo Jia and Zhuge Liang stare off at the boat as Sima Yi floated away. They both get up quickly and yelled out, "SIMA YI! GET BACK HERE!"

"Byyyye!" The two run into the ocean and swim incredibly fast towards Sima Yi's hat-boat and grab onto the edge.

"You're not going without us!"

"I can't believe you were planning to leave us!"

"You two sure are lively today."

"Shut up! Let us on!"

"Huu... fine." Sima Yi hoists Guo Jia onto the boat.

"Hey, what about me?"

"You still need to pay for your crime."

"Aw... Can you at least bring up Weisun?"

"Weisun? Don't you mean Wilson?"

"It's Weisun!"

"...I feel stupid doing this..." Sima Yi takes the coconut and sets it onto the boat. They are floating on the boat with Zhuge Liang holding onto an edge of it.

"Are you sure we are even floating back to our home?"

"I do not know..."

"Can I come up now?"

"No. You're the one that is paddling this boat."

"I'm hungry..."

"Oh well, we have to feed the engine." Guo Jia looks around the boat and freezes. "Crap, I didn't take the shark fin soup..." He sees Sima Yi holding a rod with a line of string going into the water. He turns to Guo Jia.

"What? This was my hobby before Xun Yu went yapping his mouth and here I am." His rod gets tugged and he pulls on it.

"I think I got something..." He pulls out a tiny fish and it jumps up and down in the boat. He waits until the fish dies and uses it as bait.

Five hours later

"Maybe it's a little easier when you're at a lake..." Sima Yi pulls out and sees that only a little bit larger fish was on the line.

"He gets the head."

"Why are you always giving me the inedible parts?!"

The fish head IS edible."

"Edible to an animal! Give it to Weisun!"

"That thing can't eat! Be glad you are getting something after-"

"Yes, I got it! You are still angry about me blowing you off the ship." Guo Jia snickers and hides his smile by turning around.

"What is so funny?"

"I am so sorry... But... Kmph... The last sentence there sounds like what I said to this maiden before I went to Chibi. Except the "you" and "me" were switched around and "in" was in the ending instead of "off."

The two sat in thought and both made disgusted faces after one full minute.

"Eeeeeewwwwww..."

Another abusive timeskip: Nightfall

"Can I now come up?"

"Fine. I don't want the engine to freeze up." He hoists Zhuge Liang up onto the boat. Guo Jia comments, "I'm surprised this thing can even hold the three of us. How come you didn't deploy this earlier?"

"I didn't know my hat was a boat!"

"It looked like one! How can you not know?"

"It seemed too ridiculous to think about!"

"What other secrets do you have?"

"Not that I know of."

"You are lying."

"I am serious. I do not have anything else."

"Oh. What do you have, Zhuge Liang? Besides knocking us off the boat."

"Lasers and lighting."

"Shoot the moon."

"Huh?"

"Yes, shoot the moon. The moon's only showing half of itself, so just shoot it into showing all of it."

"..." Zhuge Liang looks up at the sky and shoots a laser into the air. The laser makes a lasting crater in the moon.

"For your information, the moon doesn't just change whether it feel likes it."

"I didn't pay enough attention to the astrology back in school... Then why did you shoot it then?"

"I kind of wanted to see if it can reach it..." The boat floats for a moment and it hits a shore. The boat retracts to its original size and it falls into Sima Yi's hands.

"Is this it?"

"This piece of land looks rather small..." The camera zooms out to show it was an island a lot smaller than the last one.

"I think we went in the wrong direction..."

"Hey!" They all turned to see Zhao Yun with a fire and random pieces of meat were cooking on his spear as it was held over the flames. "I found you! Finally! I waited for about a week for you to show up!"

"..."

"Get us off."

"But didn't you wanted to find him-"

"When did I say that? Let's hurry and go back home." Zhuge Liang grabs the hat away from Sima Yi tries to activate the boat feature.

"It won't work!" The golden front part of the hat opens up to have a message written inside of it.

Only can be used once a week

"That is a very inconvenient downside to this thing!"

"Why are you so eager now to get off now? You said you wanted to find poster-boy."

"I forgotten how annoying he is. Come on, Weisun. We're going to sleep over here."

"He is nuts."

"You were talking to your hat this morning!"

"You remembered? You were drinking seawater!"

"Yeah, and it doesn't have the effects of wine, so I can remember what was happening then!"