Hey guys! Sorry for the wait. I was making a super long chapter. But I decided to split it into a few parts. Anyway, I think I'm going to do a Heroes of Olympus style of writing. For those of you who haven't read Heroes of Olympus, first of all, find them, great books. And the point of view switches every chapter or so. So every chapter or two, I'm going to switch the view. So one chapter it might be in U'distrius's point of view. Another may be in Link's. Aside from that, enjoy the chapter. :)

Chapter 4

Zelda

I opened my eyes to be greeted by Navi. "Hey Navi," I said. "where are we?"

"We're in the place where dead characters go."

"Big Navi, you never died. Not to my knowledge anyway." I retorted.

"I'm dead in the eyes of the fans. Holy Molgera, you know, you have the Triforce of wisdom. So, why are you so dumb? Well, then again, you are blonde."

"Hey!" I yelled. "Not all blondes are idiots! And what fans?"

"The fans that play the game. The ones that buy the game, plug it into their N64 or GameCube or whatever system the game is running on." Navi paused. "There he is." Navi rushed over to a clear patch of... something.

"Woah. What is this?" I pondered.

"Invisible walls. The place the developers don't want you to go. Off limits. You can see through them, but you can't go through them." Navi retorted. "He should be passing through here just about... Now.

I heard a whinny from Epona and a "Hiah!" from Link.

"Our goal is to keep Link from seeing the game over screen."

"And how exactly do we do that? I'm no admin." I said.

Navi scoffed at me. "You are now. Try pulling up your commands."

"How?" I asked.

"Swipe your left hand down." Navi said.

I swiped my hand down and saw a menu screen. It read: 'Command Menu' and beneath it read: 'Players' and 'Commands'. I tapped 'Players' and read on. I glanced through the names of NPC's and saw the name Link. Beside the name was MC. "What is MC?" I asked. I imagined that it was 'Main Character', but I wasn't quite sure.

"Main character. Now, notice that his HP is going down." I glanced at his HP, it was jumping down my two points every two seconds. "Heal him." Navi said. I clicked on his name, but nothing happened.

"How?" I asked.

"Concentrate. Focus all your energy into healing him. To do the deed itself, you have to blink."

I blinked but nothing happened. Another blink. Blink after blink, but nothing ever happened. I blinked one more time and his health jumped up to the max. "HEY! I DID IT!"

"Congrats. Want a gold star?" Navi said sarcastically.

"Oh, would you look at the time." I said as I pointed to my non-existent watch. "Almost 11:00. I'm going to hit the hay, if you'll show me to my quarters."

"Down the hall and to the left." Navi said as she motioned towards the glass like hallway.

"Thanks." I said, as I started walking.

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After I had found my room I immediately jumped on to my bed. The blanket were lined with a dreamy silk. I wrapped myself in its warmth, as I slowly fell asleep.

When I woke up, the smell of sausage wafted into my nose. I stepped outside my quarters and looked around the corner. To find a kitchen.

"Morning Zelda!" Navi said cheerily. "I hoped you slept well." She seemed to have a stronger glow than usual.

"You seem happy." I said drearily.

"I am!" Navi replied. "I found out that Mido got lost in the Lost Woods. Serves that dumb-ass right." I gave her a confused look. "Kokiri business."

"Oh."

After breakfast I took a long hot shower. I dried myself off and pulled on some sweatpants. I found my toothbrush and ran it under some tap water. I searched the drawers in the bathroom in search of some toothpaste.

"Navi? Do you have any toothpaste?" I said as I walked to her quarters. "Or teeth, for that matter?

Then, I saw a figure laying on the floor.